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Prescription strength cheesecake
October 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Prescription strength cheesecake
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I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma
October 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma
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It’s been a while since I referred to anyone or anything as tasty. That may be a younger man’s game.
October 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
It’s been a while since I referred to anyone or anything as tasty. That may be a younger man’s game.
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The older I get, the more I understand and empathize with Squidward, for real.
October 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The older I get, the more I understand and empathize with Squidward, for real.
A fart is a promise your ass makes.
October 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
A fart is a promise your ass makes.
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For personal reasons I will not be a people pleaser
October 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
For personal reasons I will not be a people pleaser
In your 50s, you get a bag of daily meds and monthly doctor appointments.
October 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
In your 50s, you get a bag of daily meds and monthly doctor appointments.
Goyard.
Luxury whose knock off is actually of better quality.
Luxury whose knock off is actually of better quality.
September 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Goyard.
Luxury whose knock off is actually of better quality.
Luxury whose knock off is actually of better quality.
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Ted, a coworker: Gooooood mo
[pushes Ted into a helpfully accessible elevator shaft]
[pushes Ted into a helpfully accessible elevator shaft]
September 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ted, a coworker: Gooooood mo
[pushes Ted into a helpfully accessible elevator shaft]
[pushes Ted into a helpfully accessible elevator shaft]
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I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond
September 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond
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Fact: a bear will maul you if you ask him for a ride to the airport. And asking him to help you move is a complete non-starter.
September 19, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Fact: a bear will maul you if you ask him for a ride to the airport. And asking him to help you move is a complete non-starter.
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Sorry I used my inside voice, the one I should just keep inside my head.
September 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Sorry I used my inside voice, the one I should just keep inside my head.
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it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
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Fact:
In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave.
In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave.
September 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Fact:
In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave.
In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave.
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I've decided to age naturally, which means I will complain about it
September 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I've decided to age naturally, which means I will complain about it
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In the pantheon of lost culinary miracles, I would time travel to taste the first home-made, hand-made, Fritos.
You KNOW they existed!
You KNOW they existed!
September 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
In the pantheon of lost culinary miracles, I would time travel to taste the first home-made, hand-made, Fritos.
You KNOW they existed!
You KNOW they existed!
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more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster
September 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster
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"Walk away. You do not want any part of him when he's like this. Just apologize and walk away."
April 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
"Walk away. You do not want any part of him when he's like this. Just apologize and walk away."
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I miss him every day…
Time to realign my scope.
Time to realign my scope.
September 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I miss him every day…
Time to realign my scope.
Time to realign my scope.
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“I’m fine” I mumble as I chew a handful of Centrum Silver Women 50+ vitamins
September 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
“I’m fine” I mumble as I chew a handful of Centrum Silver Women 50+ vitamins
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using the Thanos snap to double the number of soups in the universe
September 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
using the Thanos snap to double the number of soups in the universe
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He was typical in every way.
Norm was his name.
Norm was his name.
September 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
He was typical in every way.
Norm was his name.
Norm was his name.
Cos let's face it
Without your sense of smell
What is flavor anyway?
Without your sense of smell
What is flavor anyway?
September 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Cos let's face it
Without your sense of smell
What is flavor anyway?
Without your sense of smell
What is flavor anyway?
TIL you can actually bite the skin *under* your tongue.
Dismissed.
Dismissed.
September 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
TIL you can actually bite the skin *under* your tongue.
Dismissed.
Dismissed.