8647Stooge
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8647Stooge
@discordianstooge.bsky.social
Location: Woke Hoth
2nd Canadian Dracula
Chronomancer
(Not actually Canadian, or Dracula)
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Jesus, the Greeks had no concept of a "nation," and would probably have found a way to put Marco Rubio on the front line of a skirmish to get rid of him.
OK, enough, I can't read anymore of this guff...
October 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Interesting thread, and the obvious problem is if you replace junior coders with AI you'll never have senior coders to fix the bad code.
The average increase on code volume after the adoption of agentic AI studying 700 firms is 4,000 additional lines of code per programmer. The advantage of junior engineers writing code without the use of AI is senior engineers had to spend less time on code reviews.
October 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think

fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
October 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Had my favorite type of #Vegas experience. Sat at a blackjack table for 2 hours with a chatty dealer. Everyone had a great time, and I probably saved a lot of money because she was also a slow dealer.
October 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I keep reading threads about Ace Combat 8. Thing is, I've never played an Ace Combat game and I have no idea what the games are actually about. I don't know why I keep reading them
October 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
"I'm stupid and don't know basic things."
Trump: "My wife told me 'It's not veygan, it's vegan.' I don't know about that stuff. I called it veygan. How the hell would I know? I like steak"
October 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Well, he's sort of right here. We don't want it.
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?

BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"You acted stupid, and we're doing the same thing" sure is a dumb stance to take.
ALEXANDER: Why wouldn't McConnell's constituents be better served if he stepped down?

TILLIS: It's the same Q people ask of Biden

A: Biden is no longer POTUS

T: But guess what? We're following the bad advice of people who supported him. The difference is Mitch's brain is as strong as it ever was
October 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Burger, fries and a Belgian beer for breakfast. That's the #Vegas way.
October 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It's called the Dictionary. Maybe you've word of it.
It’s called poutine. Maybe you’ve curd of it.
It’s called astigmatism. Maybe you’ve blurred of it.
October 7, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
October 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
Trump on his meeting with Gold Star families: "I invited them out to check out the new helipad, check out the new ballroom, and check out the new helicopter"
October 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
There is no reason to cover "Crazy Bitch" if you arent allowed to swear.
October 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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October 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm bored and low on gambling money, sonI thought I'd watch the new Best Medicine in my hotel room. It is unwatchable because of motion blur.
hotel.room
October 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Casino sports gambling ads in Vegas are different, because there's a bookie on screen talking about how they have the best lines, and it feels even more gross somehow.
October 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
Troy Jackson after Collins takes credit for rural healthcare cuts in big beautiful bill not being as bad as they could've been even though she voted to advance the bill: "Sen. Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
October 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sign in Vegas saying "Blackjack pays 3-2!" which should be the same as saying, "Our air has 21% Oxygen," but sadly it isn't.
October 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Me, once a day: We gotta put a lot of these people in prison
October 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I was on the fence about getting an EV until my friend got an Ioniq and I say it had a normal dash with buttons and not an iPad. The speedometer placement leaves something to be desired, though.
[car dealership waiting room]

Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-

Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS

Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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[car dealership waiting room]

Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-

Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS

Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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"Well, what Trump actually meant when he said that Iran should nuke LA was" is not a level of grace I think would be extended any other politician.
October 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Top 5 album for me.
On this day in 1992, Automatic for the People, R.E.M.'s eighth studio album, was released. It was produced by Scott Litt and R.E.M.
October 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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On this day in 1992, Automatic for the People, R.E.M.'s eighth studio album, was released. It was produced by Scott Litt and R.E.M.
October 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM