DPR Donuts
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Vintage 1978. Old faggot, sadgirl. Please treat my typos like a speech impediment, because they are clearly not going to get better.
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there’s so much to unpack here.
October 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
there’s so much to unpack here.
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if you’re in line to wish me ill, stay in line. my neighbor is long-winded, we’ll be here awhile
October 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
if you’re in line to wish me ill, stay in line. my neighbor is long-winded, we’ll be here awhile
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how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
October 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
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easily this motherfucker (right after you had to watch Artax drown in the swamp of sadness)
that was too much for me, yall lol
that was too much for me, yall lol
October 5, 2026 at 7:03 AM
easily this motherfucker (right after you had to watch Artax drown in the swamp of sadness)
that was too much for me, yall lol
that was too much for me, yall lol
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If you haven't read a recent author whose works have been banned? This is a great week to change that.
I'd like to once again remind you for #BannedBooksWeek that Huckleberry Finn and Animal Farm don't need you to go out of your way to read them.
Instead, support a book, and author, who a ban can actually hurt.
Instead, support a book, and author, who a ban can actually hurt.
October 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you haven't read a recent author whose works have been banned? This is a great week to change that.
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ME: *muttering about deadlines*
STEPKID: Ah, I see they’ve moved from ambient horror to jumpscare.
STEPKID: Ah, I see they’ve moved from ambient horror to jumpscare.
October 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ME: *muttering about deadlines*
STEPKID: Ah, I see they’ve moved from ambient horror to jumpscare.
STEPKID: Ah, I see they’ve moved from ambient horror to jumpscare.
Yelling at clouds, but I started this fantastic audiobook, you weren't meant to be human, by Andrew Joseph white. It's soo good, and I can't finish it because the reader uses this distortion effect for one of the main antagonists and I can't understand anything it says. 😭😭😭
October 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Yelling at clouds, but I started this fantastic audiobook, you weren't meant to be human, by Andrew Joseph white. It's soo good, and I can't finish it because the reader uses this distortion effect for one of the main antagonists and I can't understand anything it says. 😭😭😭
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the radium water was STILL doing its job, it's the jaw that slacked off
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
October 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the radium water was STILL doing its job, it's the jaw that slacked off
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Reader, my main character is The Horrors.
October 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Reader, my main character is The Horrors.
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ME: Hmm, I wonder if they have any soju…
KEVIN: Feeling self-loathing, are we?
(I actually like soju. Nail polish remover of the gods!)
KEVIN: Feeling self-loathing, are we?
(I actually like soju. Nail polish remover of the gods!)
October 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
ME: Hmm, I wonder if they have any soju…
KEVIN: Feeling self-loathing, are we?
(I actually like soju. Nail polish remover of the gods!)
KEVIN: Feeling self-loathing, are we?
(I actually like soju. Nail polish remover of the gods!)
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Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
October 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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My son’s brain is the size of an orange, and yet he knows how to put his penis away when told.
Other people’s human sons can be expected to do the same. If they don’t figure it out by adolescence, a good stallion always makes a great gelding.
Other people’s human sons can be expected to do the same. If they don’t figure it out by adolescence, a good stallion always makes a great gelding.
October 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
My son’s brain is the size of an orange, and yet he knows how to put his penis away when told.
Other people’s human sons can be expected to do the same. If they don’t figure it out by adolescence, a good stallion always makes a great gelding.
Other people’s human sons can be expected to do the same. If they don’t figure it out by adolescence, a good stallion always makes a great gelding.
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For 50 years, the Hyde amendment has blocked abortion care for millions of women, especially women of color and those most in need.
It’s past time Congress passes my EACH Act to finally end the Hyde amendment.
Abortion care is health care. Period.
It’s past time Congress passes my EACH Act to finally end the Hyde amendment.
Abortion care is health care. Period.
October 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
For 50 years, the Hyde amendment has blocked abortion care for millions of women, especially women of color and those most in need.
It’s past time Congress passes my EACH Act to finally end the Hyde amendment.
Abortion care is health care. Period.
It’s past time Congress passes my EACH Act to finally end the Hyde amendment.
Abortion care is health care. Period.
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A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow.
We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life.
If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
September 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow.
We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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ME: I’m writing about faith and somebody just reminded me it exists, so we need to rewatch DOGMA.
KEVIN: Hell yeah!
ME: …oh god, I forgot it was in the Diablo font.
KEVIN: Yeah.
*credits roll*
ME: Ok, how about a double feature?
KEVIN: What’s the second?
ME: Name of the Rose.
KEVIN: HELL YEAH
KEVIN: Hell yeah!
ME: …oh god, I forgot it was in the Diablo font.
KEVIN: Yeah.
*credits roll*
ME: Ok, how about a double feature?
KEVIN: What’s the second?
ME: Name of the Rose.
KEVIN: HELL YEAH
September 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
ME: I’m writing about faith and somebody just reminded me it exists, so we need to rewatch DOGMA.
KEVIN: Hell yeah!
ME: …oh god, I forgot it was in the Diablo font.
KEVIN: Yeah.
*credits roll*
ME: Ok, how about a double feature?
KEVIN: What’s the second?
ME: Name of the Rose.
KEVIN: HELL YEAH
KEVIN: Hell yeah!
ME: …oh god, I forgot it was in the Diablo font.
KEVIN: Yeah.
*credits roll*
ME: Ok, how about a double feature?
KEVIN: What’s the second?
ME: Name of the Rose.
KEVIN: HELL YEAH
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Ah yes the circle of life
September 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ah yes the circle of life
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Big thing I kept thinking about while watching Kramer/Fauci was that — I think deleted — thread where someone said that Long COVID treatment wasn’t going to meet “the AIDS timeline,” ignoring that *COVID* got effective treatments and vaccines in less time than it took to get Reagan to say AIDS
September 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Big thing I kept thinking about while watching Kramer/Fauci was that — I think deleted — thread where someone said that Long COVID treatment wasn’t going to meet “the AIDS timeline,” ignoring that *COVID* got effective treatments and vaccines in less time than it took to get Reagan to say AIDS
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So apropos of nothing in particular, let’s talk about media tie-in novel pay vs. original work pay, shall we?
Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
September 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So apropos of nothing in particular, let’s talk about media tie-in novel pay vs. original work pay, shall we?
Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
Let’s say you write a novel. It’s set in your own world, your own characters, and titled The Original. You get a book deal! Look at you go!
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*panicked yelp*
September 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
*panicked yelp*
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lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next
September 26, 2026 at 10:41 PM
lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next