H2OSmith
@h2osmith.bsky.social
Dad, Water Guy, 49ers, Kings, Giants
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Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young.
This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
September 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young.
This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Steve Ballmer 🤝🏼 Mike Tomlin
....................TOILETS................
....................TOILETS................
My man is “very conscious about the number of restrooms”
October 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Steve Ballmer 🤝🏼 Mike Tomlin
....................TOILETS................
....................TOILETS................
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This feels like finding out your teacher in school does cool shit outside of school like what do you MEAN Mike Tomlin built a CVS in Minecraft
He just breezed by a CVS he built
October 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This feels like finding out your teacher in school does cool shit outside of school like what do you MEAN Mike Tomlin built a CVS in Minecraft
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I used to say Mike Tomlin should run for public office, but no. Never mind. He deserves this peace
October 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I used to say Mike Tomlin should run for public office, but no. Never mind. He deserves this peace
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crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
October 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
October 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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BREAKING:
Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
September 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
BREAKING:
Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
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When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
September 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
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When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
September 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Ben Rice is the first player in Yankees history with multiple home runs including a grand slam in a postseason game
10th instance in postseason game by any player
10th instance in postseason game by any player
September 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Ben Rice is the first player in Yankees history with multiple home runs including a grand slam in a postseason game
10th instance in postseason game by any player
10th instance in postseason game by any player
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In the BlueSky QB matchup of two 38-year-old quarterbacks, Case Keenum is the cynical sports writer who just wants you to read the columns and Andy Dalton is the one with #Resist in his profile.
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
In the BlueSky QB matchup of two 38-year-old quarterbacks, Case Keenum is the cynical sports writer who just wants you to read the columns and Andy Dalton is the one with #Resist in his profile.
Kuip...."walked out to right field and, alongside the “Atta Babe, Kruk!” sign attached to the wall, put up a stick figure of himself including a “boiler” (big belly) and four letters: “KUIP.”
It made Krukow howl when he saw it. Up to that point, he admitted he felt a strong sense of melancholy."
It made Krukow howl when he saw it. Up to that point, he admitted he felt a strong sense of melancholy."
Typical Mike friggin’ Krukow.
He had the chance to pat himself on the back. Sing his praises. Blow his horn. Boast, brag, flaunt, and gloat.
And what did he do?
He saluted everyone else.
Thoughts on an unforgettable valentine to a Giants legend:
sfstandard.com/2026/09/28/m...
He had the chance to pat himself on the back. Sing his praises. Blow his horn. Boast, brag, flaunt, and gloat.
And what did he do?
He saluted everyone else.
Thoughts on an unforgettable valentine to a Giants legend:
sfstandard.com/2026/09/28/m...
The Giants wave goodbye to a legendary broadcaster and a terrible season
Mike Krukow spent Sunday afternoon surrounded by family, friends, and adoring fans who stayed inside the ballpark long after the game ended.
sfstandard.com
September 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Kuip...."walked out to right field and, alongside the “Atta Babe, Kruk!” sign attached to the wall, put up a stick figure of himself including a “boiler” (big belly) and four letters: “KUIP.”
It made Krukow howl when he saw it. Up to that point, he admitted he felt a strong sense of melancholy."
It made Krukow howl when he saw it. Up to that point, he admitted he felt a strong sense of melancholy."
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“you can’t say shit like that” will almost always do the trick in my experience but i also think a huge part of the problem is not just bullying guys out of being assholes (a good thing) but also modeling something positive for them to emulate (better). it’s not enough to not be toxic. we need more.
I would like to see more men talking about how to and peer pressuring each other into calling out misogyny and rape culture. Going against social norms is hard, and it helps to share tips and support.
September 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
“you can’t say shit like that” will almost always do the trick in my experience but i also think a huge part of the problem is not just bullying guys out of being assholes (a good thing) but also modeling something positive for them to emulate (better). it’s not enough to not be toxic. we need more.
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The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
49ers looking on the NFC west after week three
Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
Alt: Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
static.klipy.com
September 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
49ers looking on the NFC west after week three
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My grandma learned baseball later in life - from Kruk & Kuip, tuning in for almost every game in her final 15 years
It wasn’t just that baseball was there when she needed its cadence & companionship most, it’s that it was THIS duo
Forever grateful for their impact. On the game, and my family 🧡
It wasn’t just that baseball was there when she needed its cadence & companionship most, it’s that it was THIS duo
Forever grateful for their impact. On the game, and my family 🧡
September 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
My grandma learned baseball later in life - from Kruk & Kuip, tuning in for almost every game in her final 15 years
It wasn’t just that baseball was there when she needed its cadence & companionship most, it’s that it was THIS duo
Forever grateful for their impact. On the game, and my family 🧡
It wasn’t just that baseball was there when she needed its cadence & companionship most, it’s that it was THIS duo
Forever grateful for their impact. On the game, and my family 🧡
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Aaron Sorkin is the Josh McDaniels of screenwriters
The thing about Aaron Sorkin is I don’t think he’s without talent he just needs to be paired with a director who is a bigger name that can take or leave what he writes and edit out the stuff that you roll your eyes at, lots of talented writers are like that. Stephen King adaptations are like that.
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Aaron Sorkin is the Josh McDaniels of screenwriters
Great article and send off for an amazing man. Love ya, Kruk. A lot of onions being cut for some reason.
Aside from a loss to the Dodgers, the send-off for Mike Krukow's final game as a Giants broadcaster was nothing short of perfect (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
Retiring Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says emotional goodbye in ceremony after calling last game
After calling his final San Francisco Giants game, longtime broadcaster Mike Krukow was honored in a sentimental postgame ceremony in front of fans.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
September 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Great article and send off for an amazing man. Love ya, Kruk. A lot of onions being cut for some reason.
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Aside from a loss to the Dodgers, the send-off for Mike Krukow's final game as a Giants broadcaster was nothing short of perfect (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
Retiring Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says emotional goodbye in ceremony after calling last game
After calling his final San Francisco Giants game, longtime broadcaster Mike Krukow was honored in a sentimental postgame ceremony in front of fans.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
September 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Aside from a loss to the Dodgers, the send-off for Mike Krukow's final game as a Giants broadcaster was nothing short of perfect (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
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have we sat with the possibility - HOWEVER REMOTE - of Kirk Cousins winning a Super Bowl with the Raiders
September 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
have we sat with the possibility - HOWEVER REMOTE - of Kirk Cousins winning a Super Bowl with the Raiders
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the Seahawks lost to Marcus Mariota and a team they should have beaten by 35, this is as normal as it gets
i see everyone's being very normal about very normal things, good to check in, that's enough for today
September 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
the Seahawks lost to Marcus Mariota and a team they should have beaten by 35, this is as normal as it gets
As a 49er kid growing up, Barry just memorized me. Did things that I had never seen before, weekly.
I grew up on Barry Sanders, broke VHS highlights rewinding them so much, etc
There'll never be another 20, but I really never, ever, thought there'd be another back in Detroit -- let alone the NFL -- who even reminded me of him. Starting to be a weekly thing w/ Gibbs
There'll never be another 20, but I really never, ever, thought there'd be another back in Detroit -- let alone the NFL -- who even reminded me of him. Starting to be a weekly thing w/ Gibbs
September 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
As a 49er kid growing up, Barry just memorized me. Did things that I had never seen before, weekly.
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CeeDee Lamb's reaction
September 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
CeeDee Lamb's reaction
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🤖 SFGiants
One final sign off from Mike Krukow 🫡
One final sign off from Mike Krukow 🫡
September 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
🤖 SFGiants
One final sign off from Mike Krukow 🫡
One final sign off from Mike Krukow 🫡
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Beyond the fact that it’s incredibly illegal and corrupt to use taxpayer dollars to run political ads on television, there’s another problem with re-running old ads like this: the messaging only reminds everyone what a fraud you are.
September 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Beyond the fact that it’s incredibly illegal and corrupt to use taxpayer dollars to run political ads on television, there’s another problem with re-running old ads like this: the messaging only reminds everyone what a fraud you are.