Jeff Folmsbee
@jefffolmsbee.bsky.social
Filmmaker producer director shooter showrunner sea kayaker whateverer. Mostly a reply guy if I think I can bring something to the table. That's where my best jokes are, not sassy enough to "post."
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Samples of work vimeo.com/jefffolmsbee
Trump laughed agreeably & exclaimed "Touché, mon ami Royal!
Et Quel dommage si vous aviez perdu!"
They were both laughing now, and leapt to their feet to dance a Can Can impromptu ensemble.
Right?
Et Quel dommage si vous aviez perdu!"
They were both laughing now, and leapt to their feet to dance a Can Can impromptu ensemble.
Right?
King Charles at State Dinner: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”
April 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Trump laughed agreeably & exclaimed "Touché, mon ami Royal!
Et Quel dommage si vous aviez perdu!"
They were both laughing now, and leapt to their feet to dance a Can Can impromptu ensemble.
Right?
Et Quel dommage si vous aviez perdu!"
They were both laughing now, and leapt to their feet to dance a Can Can impromptu ensemble.
Right?
Otoh when you're open about being a dope you learn a lot cuz people love to explain things.
That's how I've played it (bad at acting) & thus far have made it 67.
That's how I've played it (bad at acting) & thus far have made it 67.
I don’t know how anyone makes it anywhere in life without learning how to pretend you’ve read something when you haven’t or pretend you’ve understood something if you didn’t. These are invaluable skills most of us picked up in college
April 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Otoh when you're open about being a dope you learn a lot cuz people love to explain things.
That's how I've played it (bad at acting) & thus far have made it 67.
That's how I've played it (bad at acting) & thus far have made it 67.
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Congrats to these 4 strong law firms that refused to knuckle under. And to Princeton, Harvard, Wesleyan etc who've used their fame and resources to set that example in education. And governors and mayors. And district court and circuit-court judges. AND AMERICANS BY THE MILLIONS, across the country.
WHOA: WSJ reporting that DOJ is dropping its appeals of the four law firm executive order rulings as soon as today. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Exclusive | Trump Administration to Drop Defense of Law Firm Sanctions
The Justice Dept. plans to abandon its defense of the president’s executive orders that targeted Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey.
www.wsj.com
March 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Congrats to these 4 strong law firms that refused to knuckle under. And to Princeton, Harvard, Wesleyan etc who've used their fame and resources to set that example in education. And governors and mayors. And district court and circuit-court judges. AND AMERICANS BY THE MILLIONS, across the country.
@decervelage.bsky.social the subject of Shaft came up & I thought you’d appreciate this clip, plus the stage designer references Cocteau’s hall of torches in Beauty & the Beast!
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And if you haven’t seen this searing performance from the 1971 Oscars, you ain’t dug nothing yet.
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Isaac Hayes - Theme from Shaft live (1971)
YouTube video by CharlieKappa
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February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
@decervelage.bsky.social the subject of Shaft came up & I thought you’d appreciate this clip, plus the stage designer references Cocteau’s hall of torches in Beauty & the Beast!
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February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Yes, the GOP controls Congress. That's why it's key to show Congress COULD stop the madness. And it's not just the DHS bill. Congress could repeal the prior multi-year $75b for DHS; set up a special investigative committee (cf. Watergate); amend the Insurrection Act; etc.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Yes, the GOP controls Congress. That's why it's key to show Congress COULD stop the madness. And it's not just the DHS bill. Congress could repeal the prior multi-year $75b for DHS; set up a special investigative committee (cf. Watergate); amend the Insurrection Act; etc.
This is the best story I’ve read in a long time about the guy who invented the digital camera.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is the best story I’ve read in a long time about the guy who invented the digital camera.
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In the segment, he also talks about the Montauk Monster -- as a production of "mad scientists" from Plum Island
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
In the segment, he also talks about the Montauk Monster -- as a production of "mad scientists" from Plum Island
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Blurred lines?
It should be looked into how many lines he crossed.
He is sick.
To want to be close pedophiles is disturbing and what did he possibly participate in to gain access?
It should be looked into how many lines he crossed.
He is sick.
To want to be close pedophiles is disturbing and what did he possibly participate in to gain access?
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Blurred lines?
It should be looked into how many lines he crossed.
He is sick.
To want to be close pedophiles is disturbing and what did he possibly participate in to gain access?
It should be looked into how many lines he crossed.
He is sick.
To want to be close pedophiles is disturbing and what did he possibly participate in to gain access?
This is just too good and important not to share.
Robert Reich has emerged as one of the most visionary leaders of our time.
For me he’s up there with FDR, Robert Kennedy &yes, if more people listened to him & took his advice, MLK Jr.
Robert Reich has emerged as one of the most visionary leaders of our time.
For me he’s up there with FDR, Robert Kennedy &yes, if more people listened to him & took his advice, MLK Jr.
If Democrats ever want to take America back from Trump and his cronies, here are eight things they must do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzc5...
What Democrats SHOULD Be Doing
YouTube video by Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is just too good and important not to share.
Robert Reich has emerged as one of the most visionary leaders of our time.
For me he’s up there with FDR, Robert Kennedy &yes, if more people listened to him & took his advice, MLK Jr.
Robert Reich has emerged as one of the most visionary leaders of our time.
For me he’s up there with FDR, Robert Kennedy &yes, if more people listened to him & took his advice, MLK Jr.
You would think if you were incontinent you wouldn’t be making shitting your pants jokes but here we are.
Hang a lantern on your flaws, maybe!
Hey Webster’s we need a new word for shameless, willfully insane leadership.
I don’t think even the Germans have a word for this guy.
Hang a lantern on your flaws, maybe!
Hey Webster’s we need a new word for shameless, willfully insane leadership.
I don’t think even the Germans have a word for this guy.
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You would think if you were incontinent you wouldn’t be making shitting your pants jokes but here we are.
Hang a lantern on your flaws, maybe!
Hey Webster’s we need a new word for shameless, willfully insane leadership.
I don’t think even the Germans have a word for this guy.
Hang a lantern on your flaws, maybe!
Hey Webster’s we need a new word for shameless, willfully insane leadership.
I don’t think even the Germans have a word for this guy.
the word ‘liberal’ has no meaning in your sentence.
What is a liberal?
The subject of Israel has obliterated such distinctions.
Rationalizing genocide requires that meanings of all words be redefined.
See also:
Anti Semitism
Ceasefire
Peace
Human Shields
Self-defense
Morality. . .
What is a liberal?
The subject of Israel has obliterated such distinctions.
Rationalizing genocide requires that meanings of all words be redefined.
See also:
Anti Semitism
Ceasefire
Peace
Human Shields
Self-defense
Morality. . .
"started by Hamas" lol *even* the liberal David Simon says that
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the word ‘liberal’ has no meaning in your sentence.
What is a liberal?
The subject of Israel has obliterated such distinctions.
Rationalizing genocide requires that meanings of all words be redefined.
See also:
Anti Semitism
Ceasefire
Peace
Human Shields
Self-defense
Morality. . .
What is a liberal?
The subject of Israel has obliterated such distinctions.
Rationalizing genocide requires that meanings of all words be redefined.
See also:
Anti Semitism
Ceasefire
Peace
Human Shields
Self-defense
Morality. . .
I’ll take Pascal’s Wager on this one.
"If we lose hope, we're doomed."
We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.
We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ll take Pascal’s Wager on this one.
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That Bitcoin looks like a nice stable base for a steaming pile of shit. Or a little girl whose skirt he’s lifting.
Get to work, Washington!
Get to work, Washington!
Trump's statue going up in DC is giving some eerily similar vibes to dictator Kim Jong Un's statue in North Korea. 🫠 Worshipping a president is NOT NORMAL. America has NO Kings. Americans don't want to be North Korea.
Join us on October 18th for NO KINGS DAY ❌👑
#50501Movement #NoKings
Join us on October 18th for NO KINGS DAY ❌👑
#50501Movement #NoKings
September 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That Bitcoin looks like a nice stable base for a steaming pile of shit. Or a little girl whose skirt he’s lifting.
Get to work, Washington!
Get to work, Washington!
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Crockett: "If I had one issue with the Biden/Harris administration, it is the fact that they did not move forward and make sure that this man was put where he should've been put ... I never had a defended that had 34 convictions for felonies and did not spend one day in jail. Never in my life."
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Crockett: "If I had one issue with the Biden/Harris administration, it is the fact that they did not move forward and make sure that this man was put where he should've been put ... I never had a defended that had 34 convictions for felonies and did not spend one day in jail. Never in my life."
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Lovers with 3D Glasses at the Palace Theater, 1943 by Weegee
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Lovers with 3D Glasses at the Palace Theater, 1943 by Weegee
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i didn't even notice Melania, I thought they were being shown a model of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too
Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i didn't even notice Melania, I thought they were being shown a model of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Who Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too
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This is Hollywood's McCarthy Moment.
This is the litmus test.
Learn from history.
Who will step up and fight?
Who will bend the knee and be complicit?
History will remember.
This is the litmus test.
Learn from history.
Who will step up and fight?
Who will bend the knee and be complicit?
History will remember.
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is Hollywood's McCarthy Moment.
This is the litmus test.
Learn from history.
Who will step up and fight?
Who will bend the knee and be complicit?
History will remember.
This is the litmus test.
Learn from history.
Who will step up and fight?
Who will bend the knee and be complicit?
History will remember.
Kinda weird, what we’ve been fearing for years is really happening now, they’ve really made their move. I didn’t think they would have the balls to remove Colbert Kimmel Fallon & Meyers so early in the transition to full Fascism.
It’s really all happening right now. This is what it feels like.
It’s really all happening right now. This is what it feels like.
🇺🇸 down we go. The thin-skinned president won’t stop until all who mock him are off the air.
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Kinda weird, what we’ve been fearing for years is really happening now, they’ve really made their move. I didn’t think they would have the balls to remove Colbert Kimmel Fallon & Meyers so early in the transition to full Fascism.
It’s really all happening right now. This is what it feels like.
It’s really all happening right now. This is what it feels like.
Antifa also doesn’t exist so it all works out.
There is no legal category as “major terrorist organization.” It does not exist. And he can’t do this.
Just an administration of posters, basically.
Just an administration of posters, basically.
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Antifa also doesn’t exist so it all works out.
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock