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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
October 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
I want to show this to my children, but also I know better than to show this to my children
Mom, we don’t have a moment to spare. I’m asking—no, BEGGING—for you to chip in ASAP. If every parent reading this email contributes just $197.50 by midnight, we can defend the shirt I just bought from being returned this November.
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If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
Mom, we don’t have a moment to spare. I’m asking—no, BEGGING—for you to chip in ASAP. If every parent reading this email contributes just $197.50 by midnight...
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October 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I want to show this to my children, but also I know better than to show this to my children
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Add "between my legs" to a movie title:
Everything Everywhere All at Once Between My Legs
Everything Everywhere All at Once Between My Legs
Add "between my legs" to a movie title:
I Saw the TV Glow Between My Legs
I Saw the TV Glow Between My Legs
Add "between my legs" to a movie title
Transylvania 6-5000 Between My Legs
Transylvania 6-5000 Between My Legs
October 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Add "between my legs" to a movie title:
Everything Everywhere All at Once Between My Legs
Everything Everywhere All at Once Between My Legs
This morning we saw an ad for Etsy with the slogan “celebrate humanity,” immediately followed by an ad for ChatGPT. Inside YouTube advertising there are two wolves …
October 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This morning we saw an ad for Etsy with the slogan “celebrate humanity,” immediately followed by an ad for ChatGPT. Inside YouTube advertising there are two wolves …
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Clem Burke & Debbie Harry, 14th Street, New York City, 1976, by Chris Stein.
I so love this photo. It can be hard to explain how wonderfully strange it seemed to dress as poptastically as Blondie did back then. But this captures it perfectly. Heads turn. They really stand out, as cool as frak.
I so love this photo. It can be hard to explain how wonderfully strange it seemed to dress as poptastically as Blondie did back then. But this captures it perfectly. Heads turn. They really stand out, as cool as frak.
October 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Clem Burke & Debbie Harry, 14th Street, New York City, 1976, by Chris Stein.
I so love this photo. It can be hard to explain how wonderfully strange it seemed to dress as poptastically as Blondie did back then. But this captures it perfectly. Heads turn. They really stand out, as cool as frak.
I so love this photo. It can be hard to explain how wonderfully strange it seemed to dress as poptastically as Blondie did back then. But this captures it perfectly. Heads turn. They really stand out, as cool as frak.
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Happy 9th anniversary to one of the most culturally influential tweets to have ever been twote. The ripple effects of this tweet will be felt for decades.
October 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Happy 9th anniversary to one of the most culturally influential tweets to have ever been twote. The ripple effects of this tweet will be felt for decades.
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“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest
October 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest
Probably shouldn’t even have been out there, but dogs need walks
October 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Probably shouldn’t even have been out there, but dogs need walks
Called my doctor’s office to make a medical appt and the AI assistant scheduled it for me. I would love to report that it sucked, but it actually worked out fine. But I would still rather talk to a person.
October 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Called my doctor’s office to make a medical appt and the AI assistant scheduled it for me. I would love to report that it sucked, but it actually worked out fine. But I would still rather talk to a person.
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My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
October 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
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Shitty but cool hand-made art is punk rock. Get with it, losers.
Some garage band just got mad at me for saying AI flyers suck and yelled about artists being entitled and that they'll stop using AI when 'rates get reasonable from humans.'
My patience for these people is 6 feet under.
My patience for these people is 6 feet under.
October 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Shitty but cool hand-made art is punk rock. Get with it, losers.
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
October 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
I’m standing on the corner, waiting for the walk sign. A car that could turn right is just sitting there. A woman two cars behind it leans on her horn & then, just in case her message isn’t clear, yells, “We have the right of way, bitch!” ❤️
October 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I’m standing on the corner, waiting for the walk sign. A car that could turn right is just sitting there. A woman two cars behind it leans on her horn & then, just in case her message isn’t clear, yells, “We have the right of way, bitch!” ❤️
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"Nobody says 'women can’t understand hockey' anymore. Nobody has to. The caricature does it for them."
This was succinct and very well put #hockey
https://puckitweball.blog/2026/10/07/please-stop-asking-men-what-women-think-about-hockey/
t.co
October 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
"Nobody says 'women can’t understand hockey' anymore. Nobody has to. The caricature does it for them."
… and this is why they are changing the name
I don’t get how people seem not to understand that this isn’t REAL. “Artificial” is right in the name.
October 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
… and this is why they are changing the name
In theory, I am outraged - but in reality, looking at their info for me just made me laugh
October 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
In theory, I am outraged - but in reality, looking at their info for me just made me laugh
A couple guys I know have been arguing about fedoras (idk, don’t ask me), and it has been a struggle not to send them every one of these
October 6, 2026 at 12:11 PM
A couple guys I know have been arguing about fedoras (idk, don’t ask me), and it has been a struggle not to send them every one of these
Sharing this again since it’s shot season and (in my experience) this works
The updated COVID/histamine link thread because people keep tagging me in to explain it and I keep intending to update the post from 2023 (synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/805203.html) and just not having the capacity because of my own health shit so here is a thread I can pin
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October 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Sharing this again since it’s shot season and (in my experience) this works
For reasons, I will always have a soft spot for this song
That ys great!
The starte ys an
Earthe
Quake --
Foweles, Serpentes,
An Aeroplane --
And Lenny Bruce nys not afrayde
The starte ys an
Earthe
Quake --
Foweles, Serpentes,
An Aeroplane --
And Lenny Bruce nys not afrayde
October 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
For reasons, I will always have a soft spot for this song
This metro station manager has had it: “put that joint out!” over the intercom. “People don’t have anything better to do than smoke inside…” still over the intercom. You could HEAR him shaking his head.
September 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This metro station manager has had it: “put that joint out!” over the intercom. “People don’t have anything better to do than smoke inside…” still over the intercom. You could HEAR him shaking his head.
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Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas
September 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas
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yes, this is a real image of jupiter, the universe is an artist
September 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
yes, this is a real image of jupiter, the universe is an artist
Somewhere, Will is cackling.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Somewhere, Will is cackling.
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
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Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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September 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.