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Photographer. Writer. SysOp. Old. I run gamesx.com.
Finished a small mod on my Hori Fighting Stick (2019), replacing the white Hayabusa buttons with a colourful variety of Punk Workshop V1 units, and wiring up an ASCII C4XJ optical stick to complete the silent operation theme.

It feels so good to use. ^__^
September 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
On the phone a few minutes ago, I said

"I dunno, I was just hoping that after knowing you for 20 years you'd finally be useful to me."

To which @trouserpayload.bsky.social replied:

"Joke's on you, motherfucker."

Ah, friendship.

Total waste of time, really.
September 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Booking an MRI, I'm told they prioritize based on <criteria> and I said

"The only way I'm maintaining superiority over the cats in this house is my opposable thumbs, and since my thumb is becoming less useful, the cats are starting to give me looks. Please get me in soon."

She lol'd.
September 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Shiny armor - step by step

I started with one half of the silhouette [and mirroring it] for the idle stance, set the base colours for the metal and the fabric/ feathers, added more colours for highlights and shadows, and finally placed the accessories [shield and sword].
September 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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ok so just so we’re clear on the concerns that are taken seriously

❌ it’s terrible for the climate
❌ it’s fuelled by stolen data
❌ it threatens jobs/entire occupations
❌ it’s often just wrong
❌ it’s literally caused actual suicides
✅ one day it might extinct everyone by bioengineering a plague
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Xray and ultrasound today, trying to find the cause of my intensely painful shoulder. Nothing was found, so I guess the next step will be an MRI.

Thank fuck I don't live in the USA.
September 15, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Cracking up at AI devs saying AI will kill all humans but they can't stop because someone else might make it worse

You can't raise the stakes from "it'll kill all humans" dude, that's already the max. Like "it'll kill all humans but in CHINESE" ok now I think poorly of you for a whole new reason
September 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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For people thinking, what's the big deal about the 4% cut in global oil production coming next week, that's the scale of the 1973 OPEC crisis and 1979 Iran war oil crisis. Each followed by a major recession.

Prices and supply are global. And global oil stocks are already gone. It's a calamity. 1/
September 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hori announced their Arcade Classic Pro joystick for PC and Switch2 today. A beast of a thing with eight buttons and two swappable control panels. It comes with a stick, rotary stick (loop lever), trackball and paddle controller.

40,000円 ($260 USD). Spring 2027.
September 14, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
1. Create middling product
2. Lie about what it can do
3. Take the investor money
4. Lie about the superpowers
5. Take the money
6. Lie about civilization's end
7. Take the money
8. Lie about restraining the product so what could never happen definitely won't.

It was always lies.
ai companies running into crippling diminishing returns : “FOR THE SAKE OF PROTECTING HUMANITY FROM SUPER AI THAT WE COULD ABSOLUTELY CREATE VERY SOON AND EASILY we’re going to, uh, slow down, uh and not create the super ai, a thing we know how to do, we’re just choosing not to maybe, please clap.”
September 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Started bouldering a couple of months ago. Love it, great fun, making steady progress, great scene with nice people.

And now, a rotator cuff injury. Maybe unrelated! But man, my left arm is fuuuucked. 😭
September 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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(Takes '500 Miles' off the dance playlist)

(And yes, I've put it into DJ sets before, it works)

(But, you know, fuck transphobia and all that)
September 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It's Bean again.

I have a new phone and I'm testing out the cameras on it, so please expect a lot of Bean pics.
September 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It's Bean!
September 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Epic Game Store suddenly demands I verify my age to visit the store page for a racing game I purchased, can't buy DLC, but happily lets me view the prequel.

No such demand for games about shooting people!

I am NOT submitting my ID to the ID theft industrial complex, fuck you.
September 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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September 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
That's, uh, a hell of a delay.
September 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Goddamn. Bullseye after bullseye.
Get used to being hated and scorned. Your already increasingly reviled profession is now hitching its wagon to a technology that amounts to a DDoS attack on the concept of human civilization. You don't get to complain about people seeing your amoral politics for what they are.
September 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Ultimately you can yell "industry standard tools" until you're blue on the face but again, I care about the balance of utility and externalities and that balance is comically in the red. You *are* assholes for using it, and you will *always* be assholes for using it. Get used to it, I guess.
September 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
From the Words I Wish I Wrote dept:
This type of "oh, you surely don't *understand it* if you hate it" rhetoric is copied straight from the crypto people a few years ago, who I know for a fact many of you were at the time. I'm perfectly capable of understanding the game mechanics of your stupid sci-fi larp, thanks
September 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Sure, Epic Games, I'll agree to... Whatever the fuck this is. Get your shit together.
September 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
There's a window high above my bed, and I put a little shelf on it for my cat to sit on. She likes to get morning skritches when I wake up, so she makes sure to be on that shelf before I wake.

When I stir in the morning she looks over and watches me, so this is the first thing I see most days.
September 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is a great comparison of screw driving heads. I'd have ranked JIS Phillips higher based on my experiences, but the data don't lie.

"Don't" is a great tier.
September 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM