Cleontine, Gräfin von Schmettolowski, Marchioness of Merton
@nicolekidmansnose.bsky.social
Kleine Pascha*in und sozial Touristin. Ruthless cosmopolitan globalist and drinker of cosmopolitans. Autofeindlich/Parkplatzvernichter. Proud EU citizen of nowhere.
Nie wieder Faschismus, nie wieder zweite Liga! ⚽
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Nie wieder Faschismus, nie wieder zweite Liga! ⚽
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Dear Noah Smith, you have a very expensive degree and your country is full of overeducated people like you. Why can't you lot fix your own binfire of a country first, before giving us Europeans your unwanted tuppence? We're doing just fine despite the chaos your people is sowing in the world.
Kumbayaa my lord
meh, a war between two imperialist states is a war between two imperialist states and their respective bourgeois classes. whoever wins, the people lose.
October 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Kumbayaa my lord
France won afterwards its first stable republic, which lasted for 70 years. One must be very bougie indeed in order to say that there was no benefit to the people.
October 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
France won afterwards its first stable republic, which lasted for 70 years. One must be very bougie indeed in order to say that there was no benefit to the people.
Basically Tusk got fed up with being merrickgarlanded by the prez
October 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Basically Tusk got fed up with being merrickgarlanded by the prez
Tusk is fed up with being merrickgarlanded
October 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Tusk is fed up with being merrickgarlanded
They certainly know how to vet 😒
October 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They certainly know how to vet 😒
Jesus
October 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Jesus
Sweet, sweet problems to be faced with
October 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Sweet, sweet problems to be faced with
Let us not forget that the Franco-Prussian war was started by Napoleon III, not Prussia, and that both the USA and the UK were widely sympathetic to Germany throughout the conflict
October 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Let us not forget that the Franco-Prussian war was started by Napoleon III, not Prussia, and that both the USA and the UK were widely sympathetic to Germany throughout the conflict
Does Ossoff suffer from a Jon Hamm problem
October 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Does Ossoff suffer from a Jon Hamm problem
Scandinavian countries have between them 300 plus fighter jets, these are not merely defensive weapons.
October 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Scandinavian countries have between them 300 plus fighter jets, these are not merely defensive weapons.
First world leftists love to cosplay as antifa but when confronted with Russian fascism, their solution is "open your legs and enjoy it babe"
Do we think estonia will invade russia? Do we think russia will invade estonia?
A lot is clarified if you arent caught up pretending russia isnt imperialist
A lot is clarified if you arent caught up pretending russia isnt imperialist
Imagine saying the reverse and thinking it makes any sense: “Having Russian planes on the UK’s border reduces the risk of war.”
October 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
First world leftists love to cosplay as antifa but when confronted with Russian fascism, their solution is "open your legs and enjoy it babe"
I love how first world leftists love to cosplay as antifa but when it comes to russian fascism, they're pussycat
October 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I love how first world leftists love to cosplay as antifa but when it comes to russian fascism, they're pussycat
I did not enjoy it as a child, too creepy.
October 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I did not enjoy it as a child, too creepy.
Fuck Shabana Mahmood. Get rid of her
October 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Fuck Shabana Mahmood. Get rid of her
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And here we arrive at the very end and the crisis of tonight. Tusk is absolutely angered by the tricks they have been playing with the President and the opposition. So, he decided to no longer play their game. The most shameless PIS judges are being forcibly removed today.
October 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
And here we arrive at the very end and the crisis of tonight. Tusk is absolutely angered by the tricks they have been playing with the President and the opposition. So, he decided to no longer play their game. The most shameless PIS judges are being forcibly removed today.
What a fucking clown, this should disqualify him from ever opening his mouth about anything ever again, let alone writing think pieces
October 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
What a fucking clown, this should disqualify him from ever opening his mouth about anything ever again, let alone writing think pieces
Dolly Parton grew up dirt poor in Tennessee, doesn't seem to me she much cared for table manners
October 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Dolly Parton grew up dirt poor in Tennessee, doesn't seem to me she much cared for table manners
"The ECHR is an European imperialist project", pure gold
October 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"The ECHR is an European imperialist project", pure gold
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And the ECHR?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfm...
Patrick Stewart sketch: what has the ECHR ever done for us?
YouTube video by The Guardian
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And the ECHR?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfm...
It will be impossible for any person involved in this admin to be taken seriously by us Europeans ever again. We think that they're spineless worms.
October 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It will be impossible for any person involved in this admin to be taken seriously by us Europeans ever again. We think that they're spineless worms.
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1: "Finland can't be a mediator. Finland, or Norway, we are not neutral in this. We are fully supporting Ukraine - and the Free World, essentially."
2: Russia is guilty of aggression
2: Russia is guilty of aggression
October 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
1: "Finland can't be a mediator. Finland, or Norway, we are not neutral in this. We are fully supporting Ukraine - and the Free World, essentially."
2: Russia is guilty of aggression
2: Russia is guilty of aggression
He's son-in-law material, what a cutie
October 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
He's son-in-law material, what a cutie
Or dicks 😜
October 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Or dicks 😜
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Ukraine war latest: Ed Miliband tells Lavrov 'you are not winning this war' - as Zelenskyy issues Siberia warning to Russia
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Ukraine war latest: Ed Miliband tells Lavrov 'you are not winning this war' - as Zelenskyy issues Siberia warning to Russia
Ed Miliband has told Russia's foreign minister Sergei Lavrov that Moscow is "not winning this war", as he confronted him at the G20. Meanwhile Stuart Ramsay is reporting inside Ukraine near the occupi...
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October 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Ukraine war latest: Ed Miliband tells Lavrov 'you are not winning this war' - as Zelenskyy issues Siberia warning to Russia
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