John Irvine
@polypanjohvin.bsky.social
Official Bluesky for Ol’ Turnip Head and Polyfaebl.
Just a Scottish gothic polyamorous pansexual multimedia artist trying to pitch his creativity.
@olturniphead @polyfaebl
Just a Scottish gothic polyamorous pansexual multimedia artist trying to pitch his creativity.
@olturniphead @polyfaebl
Gustavo Calavera is a Libra ♎️. The following characteristics may apply to him:
Diplomatic, idealist, empathetic, tactful, elegant, harmonious, indecisive, cerebral, equitable, charismatic, diffident, unassuming, amiable, wistful
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#libra #libraseason♎️ #zodiaclibra♎
Diplomatic, idealist, empathetic, tactful, elegant, harmonious, indecisive, cerebral, equitable, charismatic, diffident, unassuming, amiable, wistful
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#libra #libraseason♎️ #zodiaclibra♎
September 26, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Gustavo Calavera is a Libra ♎️. The following characteristics may apply to him:
Diplomatic, idealist, empathetic, tactful, elegant, harmonious, indecisive, cerebral, equitable, charismatic, diffident, unassuming, amiable, wistful
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#libra #libraseason♎️ #zodiaclibra♎
Diplomatic, idealist, empathetic, tactful, elegant, harmonious, indecisive, cerebral, equitable, charismatic, diffident, unassuming, amiable, wistful
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#libra #libraseason♎️ #zodiaclibra♎
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MABON (AUTUMNAL EQUINOX)
The leaves are starting to fall off the trees.
You know what that means?!
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#autumnalequinox #autumn #autumnvibes🍁 #autumn🍁 #leaves🍁
The leaves are starting to fall off the trees.
You know what that means?!
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#autumnalequinox #autumn #autumnvibes🍁 #autumn🍁 #leaves🍁
September 22, 2026 at 5:44 AM
MABON (AUTUMNAL EQUINOX)
The leaves are starting to fall off the trees.
You know what that means?!
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#autumnalequinox #autumn #autumnvibes🍁 #autumn🍁 #leaves🍁
The leaves are starting to fall off the trees.
You know what that means?!
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#autumnalequinox #autumn #autumnvibes🍁 #autumn🍁 #leaves🍁
ESCAPOLOGY DAY
An escapologist may have met his match against Ol’ Turnip Head’s traps. Now he has to break out of chains, a straight jacket within a lowering casket before being buried alive.
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#escapologyday #escapology #escapologist
An escapologist may have met his match against Ol’ Turnip Head’s traps. Now he has to break out of chains, a straight jacket within a lowering casket before being buried alive.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#escapologyday #escapology #escapologist
September 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
ESCAPOLOGY DAY
An escapologist may have met his match against Ol’ Turnip Head’s traps. Now he has to break out of chains, a straight jacket within a lowering casket before being buried alive.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#escapologyday #escapology #escapologist
An escapologist may have met his match against Ol’ Turnip Head’s traps. Now he has to break out of chains, a straight jacket within a lowering casket before being buried alive.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#escapologyday #escapology #escapologist
STEPHEN KING DAY
Silas carries a sharp old axe in the pet cemetery close to a horror hotel which is said to be terrorised by a shapeshifting monster residing underneath.
Happy birthday @stephenking.bsky.social
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#stephenkingday #stephenking
Silas carries a sharp old axe in the pet cemetery close to a horror hotel which is said to be terrorised by a shapeshifting monster residing underneath.
Happy birthday @stephenking.bsky.social
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#stephenkingday #stephenking
September 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
STEPHEN KING DAY
Silas carries a sharp old axe in the pet cemetery close to a horror hotel which is said to be terrorised by a shapeshifting monster residing underneath.
Happy birthday @stephenking.bsky.social
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#stephenkingday #stephenking
Silas carries a sharp old axe in the pet cemetery close to a horror hotel which is said to be terrorised by a shapeshifting monster residing underneath.
Happy birthday @stephenking.bsky.social
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#stephenkingday #stephenking
WIFE APPRECIATION DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head stands in compersion as his favourite vampire couple fly above him. Baron Valentino flaps in awe of his wife Kalonice as she ravenously hunts her mosquito prey.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#wifeappreciationday #wifeappreciationpost #vampirewife
Ol’ Turnip Head stands in compersion as his favourite vampire couple fly above him. Baron Valentino flaps in awe of his wife Kalonice as she ravenously hunts her mosquito prey.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#wifeappreciationday #wifeappreciationpost #vampirewife
September 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
WIFE APPRECIATION DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head stands in compersion as his favourite vampire couple fly above him. Baron Valentino flaps in awe of his wife Kalonice as she ravenously hunts her mosquito prey.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#wifeappreciationday #wifeappreciationpost #vampirewife
Ol’ Turnip Head stands in compersion as his favourite vampire couple fly above him. Baron Valentino flaps in awe of his wife Kalonice as she ravenously hunts her mosquito prey.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#wifeappreciationday #wifeappreciationpost #vampirewife
INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMY DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head offers his hoard of zombies a telescope so they could look beyond the stars.
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#internationalastronomyday #astronomy #telescope #astronomer
Ol’ Turnip Head offers his hoard of zombies a telescope so they could look beyond the stars.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalastronomyday #astronomy #telescope #astronomer
September 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMY DAY
Ol’ Turnip Head offers his hoard of zombies a telescope so they could look beyond the stars.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalastronomyday #astronomy #telescope #astronomer
Ol’ Turnip Head offers his hoard of zombies a telescope so they could look beyond the stars.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalastronomyday #astronomy #telescope #astronomer
INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SURGEONS
P.O.V. You’re about to undergo major surgery by doctors led by Prof. Ulysses. A surgeon ensures you have nothing to lose, even if you don’t survive the operation. His cemetery is very hospitable.
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#internationaldayofsurgeons #surgeons
P.O.V. You’re about to undergo major surgery by doctors led by Prof. Ulysses. A surgeon ensures you have nothing to lose, even if you don’t survive the operation. His cemetery is very hospitable.
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#internationaldayofsurgeons #surgeons
September 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SURGEONS
P.O.V. You’re about to undergo major surgery by doctors led by Prof. Ulysses. A surgeon ensures you have nothing to lose, even if you don’t survive the operation. His cemetery is very hospitable.
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#internationaldayofsurgeons #surgeons
P.O.V. You’re about to undergo major surgery by doctors led by Prof. Ulysses. A surgeon ensures you have nothing to lose, even if you don’t survive the operation. His cemetery is very hospitable.
Copyright © John Irvine, 2026
#internationaldayofsurgeons #surgeons
The Russian LGBT Network was forced to shut down after 20 years of saving lives. As danger grows, LGBT+ people in Russia urgently need support. I signed calling for safe passage and visas for those at risk. Will you add your name? a.allout.org/s/WNBqA/
Russia's crackdown on LGBT+ people is accelerating
Russia branded NC SOS, a group helping LGBT+ people and others escape violence in the North Caucasus, an "extremist organization." Act now.
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September 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Russian LGBT Network was forced to shut down after 20 years of saving lives. As danger grows, LGBT+ people in Russia urgently need support. I signed calling for safe passage and visas for those at risk. Will you add your name? a.allout.org/s/WNBqA/
COLLECT ROCKS DAY
So how does Ol’ Turnip Head make so many graves in his cemetery? It turns out he hired a colony of dvergrs to mine under the land for rocks and convert them into gravestones.
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#collectrocksday #rocks #gravemaker #dvergr
So how does Ol’ Turnip Head make so many graves in his cemetery? It turns out he hired a colony of dvergrs to mine under the land for rocks and convert them into gravestones.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#collectrocksday #rocks #gravemaker #dvergr
September 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
COLLECT ROCKS DAY
So how does Ol’ Turnip Head make so many graves in his cemetery? It turns out he hired a colony of dvergrs to mine under the land for rocks and convert them into gravestones.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#collectrocksday #rocks #gravemaker #dvergr
So how does Ol’ Turnip Head make so many graves in his cemetery? It turns out he hired a colony of dvergrs to mine under the land for rocks and convert them into gravestones.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#collectrocksday #rocks #gravemaker #dvergr
NATIONAL SCOOBY-DOO DAY
Back in the 60s, some meddling kids and their Great Dane stumbled across Ol’ Turnip Head, left a trap for him and tried to pull his head off for some reason!
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationalscoobydooday #scoobydoo #scoobydoofanart
Back in the 60s, some meddling kids and their Great Dane stumbled across Ol’ Turnip Head, left a trap for him and tried to pull his head off for some reason!
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationalscoobydooday #scoobydoo #scoobydoofanart
September 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
NATIONAL SCOOBY-DOO DAY
Back in the 60s, some meddling kids and their Great Dane stumbled across Ol’ Turnip Head, left a trap for him and tried to pull his head off for some reason!
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationalscoobydooday #scoobydoo #scoobydoofanart
Back in the 60s, some meddling kids and their Great Dane stumbled across Ol’ Turnip Head, left a trap for him and tried to pull his head off for some reason!
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationalscoobydooday #scoobydoo #scoobydoofanart
GERMAN LANGUAGE DAY
Many years ago while on his Grand Tour of Haunted Europe, Silas came across many monsters and ghouls from German folklore.
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#germanlanguageday #tagderdeutschensprache #german #germanlanguage #germanfolklore
Many years ago while on his Grand Tour of Haunted Europe, Silas came across many monsters and ghouls from German folklore.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#germanlanguageday #tagderdeutschensprache #german #germanlanguage #germanfolklore
September 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
GERMAN LANGUAGE DAY
Many years ago while on his Grand Tour of Haunted Europe, Silas came across many monsters and ghouls from German folklore.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#germanlanguageday #tagderdeutschensprache #german #germanlanguage #germanfolklore
Many years ago while on his Grand Tour of Haunted Europe, Silas came across many monsters and ghouls from German folklore.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#germanlanguageday #tagderdeutschensprache #german #germanlanguage #germanfolklore
WORLD FIRST AID DAY
Kit’s cousin is a first-aider who takes his job seriously. When he and his colleague come across Ol’ Turnip Head, they are baffled to find a walking talking living corpse defying everything they were taught.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#worldfirstaidday #firstaid #firstaider
Kit’s cousin is a first-aider who takes his job seriously. When he and his colleague come across Ol’ Turnip Head, they are baffled to find a walking talking living corpse defying everything they were taught.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#worldfirstaidday #firstaid #firstaider
September 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
WORLD FIRST AID DAY
Kit’s cousin is a first-aider who takes his job seriously. When he and his colleague come across Ol’ Turnip Head, they are baffled to find a walking talking living corpse defying everything they were taught.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#worldfirstaidday #firstaid #firstaider
Kit’s cousin is a first-aider who takes his job seriously. When he and his colleague come across Ol’ Turnip Head, they are baffled to find a walking talking living corpse defying everything they were taught.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#worldfirstaidday #firstaid #firstaider
INTERNATIONAL CLOUD APPRECIATION DAY
Dark storm clouds warm Ol’ Turnip Head’s soul.
What little soul is left.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalcloudappreciationday #cloudappreciation #cloudappreciationsociety #stormclouds #cloud
Dark storm clouds warm Ol’ Turnip Head’s soul.
What little soul is left.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalcloudappreciationday #cloudappreciation #cloudappreciationsociety #stormclouds #cloud
September 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
INTERNATIONAL CLOUD APPRECIATION DAY
Dark storm clouds warm Ol’ Turnip Head’s soul.
What little soul is left.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalcloudappreciationday #cloudappreciation #cloudappreciationsociety #stormclouds #cloud
Dark storm clouds warm Ol’ Turnip Head’s soul.
What little soul is left.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#internationalcloudappreciationday #cloudappreciation #cloudappreciationsociety #stormclouds #cloud
I don’t need to ask a robot what I’d look like in the 80s, thank you very much! All I have to do is take a shower and dry my hair with a towel!
#80shair #80shairstyle #noairequired #noai #fuckai
One morning when I was at uni, I woke up with the wildest bed hair I ever had!
#bedhair
#80shair #80shairstyle #noairequired #noai #fuckai
One morning when I was at uni, I woke up with the wildest bed hair I ever had!
#bedhair
September 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I don’t need to ask a robot what I’d look like in the 80s, thank you very much! All I have to do is take a shower and dry my hair with a towel!
#80shair #80shairstyle #noairequired #noai #fuckai
One morning when I was at uni, I woke up with the wildest bed hair I ever had!
#bedhair
#80shair #80shairstyle #noairequired #noai #fuckai
One morning when I was at uni, I woke up with the wildest bed hair I ever had!
#bedhair
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ACTOR’S DAY
The prolonged soliloquies. The exaggerated diction. The excessive ad-libs. The exasperating blocking. The deafening monologues. The chewed scenery.
The true horror.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#actorsday #actor #actorlife #actress #acting
The prolonged soliloquies. The exaggerated diction. The excessive ad-libs. The exasperating blocking. The deafening monologues. The chewed scenery.
The true horror.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#actorsday #actor #actorlife #actress #acting
September 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
ACTOR’S DAY
The prolonged soliloquies. The exaggerated diction. The excessive ad-libs. The exasperating blocking. The deafening monologues. The chewed scenery.
The true horror.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#actorsday #actor #actorlife #actress #acting
The prolonged soliloquies. The exaggerated diction. The excessive ad-libs. The exasperating blocking. The deafening monologues. The chewed scenery.
The true horror.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#actorsday #actor #actorlife #actress #acting
SPINAL CORD INJURY AWARENESS DAY
An uncharacteristic accident has occurred - Ol’ Turnip Head trips over a grave and broke his spinal cord in multiple places.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#spinalcordinjuryawareness #spinalcordinjury
An uncharacteristic accident has occurred - Ol’ Turnip Head trips over a grave and broke his spinal cord in multiple places.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#spinalcordinjuryawareness #spinalcordinjury
September 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
SPINAL CORD INJURY AWARENESS DAY
An uncharacteristic accident has occurred - Ol’ Turnip Head trips over a grave and broke his spinal cord in multiple places.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#spinalcordinjuryawareness #spinalcordinjury
An uncharacteristic accident has occurred - Ol’ Turnip Head trips over a grave and broke his spinal cord in multiple places.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#spinalcordinjuryawareness #spinalcordinjury
GLOBAL TALENT ACQUISITION DAY
When she hears that a horror director is holding auditions for an upcoming scary movie, Delphine de Rochester is only too enthusiastic to get the leading role, with Silas reluctantly carrying her train.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#globaltalentacquisitionday
When she hears that a horror director is holding auditions for an upcoming scary movie, Delphine de Rochester is only too enthusiastic to get the leading role, with Silas reluctantly carrying her train.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#globaltalentacquisitionday
September 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
GLOBAL TALENT ACQUISITION DAY
When she hears that a horror director is holding auditions for an upcoming scary movie, Delphine de Rochester is only too enthusiastic to get the leading role, with Silas reluctantly carrying her train.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#globaltalentacquisitionday
When she hears that a horror director is holding auditions for an upcoming scary movie, Delphine de Rochester is only too enthusiastic to get the leading role, with Silas reluctantly carrying her train.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#globaltalentacquisitionday
NATIONAL LITTLE BLACK DRESS DAY
Adrienne loans Drusilla one of her many black dresses that would surly entice her favourite men.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationallittleblackdressday #littleblackdress🖤 #littleblackdress #nonmonogamy #polyamorous
Adrienne loans Drusilla one of her many black dresses that would surly entice her favourite men.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationallittleblackdressday #littleblackdress🖤 #littleblackdress #nonmonogamy #polyamorous
September 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
NATIONAL LITTLE BLACK DRESS DAY
Adrienne loans Drusilla one of her many black dresses that would surly entice her favourite men.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationallittleblackdressday #littleblackdress🖤 #littleblackdress #nonmonogamy #polyamorous
Adrienne loans Drusilla one of her many black dresses that would surly entice her favourite men.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#nationallittleblackdressday #littleblackdress🖤 #littleblackdress #nonmonogamy #polyamorous
Petition: Ban the construction of new AI data centres
We call on the Government to implement an immediate ban on the construction of AI data centres (including approved ones) to protect our people, wildlife, waters, and environment from their harmful impacts.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
We call on the Government to implement an immediate ban on the construction of AI data centres (including approved ones) to protect our people, wildlife, waters, and environment from their harmful impacts.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Ban the construction of new AI data centres
We call on the Government to implement an immediate ban on the construction of any new AI data centres, including approved ones, to protect our people, wildlife, water resources, and environment from ...
petition.parliament.uk
August 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Petition: Ban the construction of new AI data centres
We call on the Government to implement an immediate ban on the construction of AI data centres (including approved ones) to protect our people, wildlife, waters, and environment from their harmful impacts.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
We call on the Government to implement an immediate ban on the construction of AI data centres (including approved ones) to protect our people, wildlife, waters, and environment from their harmful impacts.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Prof. Ulysses is a Virgo ♍️. The following characteristics may apply to him:
Meticulous, reliable, practical, perfectionist, modest, conscientious, helpful, skeptical, diligent, critical, organised, sensitive, judgemental, reserved
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#virgo #virgoseason♍ #zodiacvirgo♍️
Meticulous, reliable, practical, perfectionist, modest, conscientious, helpful, skeptical, diligent, critical, organised, sensitive, judgemental, reserved
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#virgo #virgoseason♍ #zodiacvirgo♍️
August 27, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Prof. Ulysses is a Virgo ♍️. The following characteristics may apply to him:
Meticulous, reliable, practical, perfectionist, modest, conscientious, helpful, skeptical, diligent, critical, organised, sensitive, judgemental, reserved
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#virgo #virgoseason♍ #zodiacvirgo♍️
Meticulous, reliable, practical, perfectionist, modest, conscientious, helpful, skeptical, diligent, critical, organised, sensitive, judgemental, reserved
Copyright © John Irvine, 2025
#virgo #virgoseason♍ #zodiacvirgo♍️
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The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time.
This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable.
The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable.
The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
August 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time.
This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable.
The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable.
The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
BLACK CAT APPRECIATION DAY
Holding a strong threshold to pain, Ol’ Turnip Head makes the best tamer of stray black cats.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#blackcatappreciationday #blackcatlover #blackcat #blackcats
Holding a strong threshold to pain, Ol’ Turnip Head makes the best tamer of stray black cats.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#blackcatappreciationday #blackcatlover #blackcat #blackcats
August 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
BLACK CAT APPRECIATION DAY
Holding a strong threshold to pain, Ol’ Turnip Head makes the best tamer of stray black cats.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#blackcatappreciationday #blackcatlover #blackcat #blackcats
Holding a strong threshold to pain, Ol’ Turnip Head makes the best tamer of stray black cats.
Copyright ©️ John Irvine, 2026
#blackcatappreciationday #blackcatlover #blackcat #blackcats