Port Alberni Sanders
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They’re referring to harbaugh in an extended metaphor with graphics as a guy who makes the trains run on time. Did they think about the origins of that phrase?
September 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
They’re referring to harbaugh in an extended metaphor with graphics as a guy who makes the trains run on time. Did they think about the origins of that phrase?
Hey it’s Greg Newsome! That guy sucks!
September 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hey it’s Greg Newsome! That guy sucks!
TREVOR WOW
September 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
TREVOR WOW
Athletics put in this Medina fellow who seemed to not be quite ready and warmed up, and he has a weird delivery.
One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”
One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”
September 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Athletics put in this Medina fellow who seemed to not be quite ready and warmed up, and he has a weird delivery.
One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”
One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”
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... what
Today's editorial cartoon by Graeme MacKay, titled 'Arrival of autumn.'
September 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
... what
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The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
August 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
August 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
People who are actually mad at Ken Jennings for playing NYT puzzles are exhausting.
1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point
1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point
July 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
People who are actually mad at Ken Jennings for playing NYT puzzles are exhausting.
1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point
1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point
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Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
There is simply no ambiguity in what Elon Musk is arguing and endorsing here.
July 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
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bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
July 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
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Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here?
He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets.
And they all shake hands?
He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets.
And they all shake hands?
Remarkable camera angle of President Trump as he listens to Wall Street Journal reporters receiving an award for their investigation into Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — which they pursued despite Trump’s threats and lawsuit.
July 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here?
He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets.
And they all shake hands?
He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets.
And they all shake hands?
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German broadcast. Nailed it
July 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Of course. All photos are "older" photos, capturing a moment in time that's passed by the time the shutter clicks.
July 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Of course. All photos are "older" photos, capturing a moment in time that's passed by the time the shutter clicks.
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That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.
July 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.
Why do soccer announcers insist on declaring the game over when it is in now way over
July 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Why do soccer announcers insist on declaring the game over when it is in now way over
I love that Canada’s soccer players play like hockey players
July 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I love that Canada’s soccer players play like hockey players
Fuck off Gretzky
July 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fuck off Gretzky
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[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”
July 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”
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A pipeline funded by…. you. This is a government pipeline with a mere 10% stake from private investment.
And jobs? Last year 10k Albertan oil workers were laid off as production skyrocketed.
Call it what it is — a handout for the dying fossil fuel industry.
And jobs? Last year 10k Albertan oil workers were laid off as production skyrocketed.
Call it what it is — a handout for the dying fossil fuel industry.
Alberta pitches new bitumen pipeline route to B.C. coast with TMX, Pembina partners
Prime Minister Mark Carney and Alberta Premier Danielle Smith announce a preferred route and interested parties for a new bitumen pipeline to the B.C. coast.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
A pipeline funded by…. you. This is a government pipeline with a mere 10% stake from private investment.
And jobs? Last year 10k Albertan oil workers were laid off as production skyrocketed.
Call it what it is — a handout for the dying fossil fuel industry.
And jobs? Last year 10k Albertan oil workers were laid off as production skyrocketed.
Call it what it is — a handout for the dying fossil fuel industry.
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The most corrupt president in history and it's not close: "Trump reaped a stunning windfall in his first year back in the White House, including about $1.4 billion from his family’s cryptocurrency businesses, a new filing shows"
Trump Pulled in at Least $2 Billion After Returning to the White House
www.nytimes.com
July 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The most corrupt president in history and it's not close: "Trump reaped a stunning windfall in his first year back in the White House, including about $1.4 billion from his family’s cryptocurrency businesses, a new filing shows"
Crazy goaltender interference calls? Which sport am I watching
June 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Crazy goaltender interference calls? Which sport am I watching
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A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
June 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
Qatar’s national anthem is way too long
June 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Qatar’s national anthem is way too long