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UVIJ8
@bigbrain61.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, yeller into microphones.
July 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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My old pal @mortenmorland.bsky.social celebrating my 15th anniversary in Downing Street in style
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hi. Sorry I haven’t been over here lately. How’re you all?
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@bigsamthompson.bsky.social I think the Sabres owe you royalties:
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My last two trips to an airport, I have seen two different people wearing a shirt that says, “don’t bully me, I’ll cum.”

Like…
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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In England, they ban plastic lids on bottles. Meanwhile in Philadelphia:
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Just days ago, he posted this deranged garbage. But you're giving him a softball interview, @steveinskeep.bsky.social?
June 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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This image from HRC goes so hard
May 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
5yo: “Is Delaware even a state?”
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Lurie had zero fucks left to give and let them hear it.
May 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Everything dies
Baby that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies
Someday comes back

Put your makeup on
Make your hair look pretty
And meet me tonight
In Atlantic City
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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An Eagles home opener against the Cowboys means this whole Summer is Dallas Week.
May 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Whoa whoa what’s this about a Chicago Cardinal I thought they moved to St Louis in 1960 and then to Phoenix in 1988
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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AND ALSO WITH YOUSE
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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yelled “raw milk” at bryce harper
May 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM