Dan
@carringtondan.bsky.social
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When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
September 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
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in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 6:47 PM
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Back to work 😪
Inbox had made me sad
Inbox had made me sad
August 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Back to work 😪
Inbox had made me sad
Inbox had made me sad
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Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
August 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Looks a bit like the award ceremony at the end of a Star War.
July 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Looks a bit like the award ceremony at the end of a Star War.
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Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do....
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do....
July 9, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do....
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do....
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Football Fact: Recordings of Danny Murphy and Lee Dixon’s co-commentary were used in Guantanamo Bay to break detainees until Amnesty International intervened.
July 3, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Football Fact: Recordings of Danny Murphy and Lee Dixon’s co-commentary were used in Guantanamo Bay to break detainees until Amnesty International intervened.
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Hello. My name is Iguana Monitorya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
June 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Hello. My name is Iguana Monitorya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚
June 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚
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No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.
May 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.
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Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
April 23, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
March 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately
March 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately
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Forest this season are an Only Connect question waiting to happen
By this sequence they need a bearded man with hair on his head next.
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Forest this season are an Only Connect question waiting to happen
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Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.
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🎵When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there🎵
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there🎵
June 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🎵When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there🎵
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there🎵
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“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
April 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
Days off from work are magic.
March 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Days off from work are magic.
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I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers
March 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers
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From radio listeners: the bare patch of earth below a swing is called a…
kiddyskid
scuff
swivot
kickpad
trapezium
scoopendular
scratch patch
kiddyskid
scuff
swivot
kickpad
trapezium
scoopendular
scratch patch
March 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
From radio listeners: the bare patch of earth below a swing is called a…
kiddyskid
scuff
swivot
kickpad
trapezium
scoopendular
scratch patch
kiddyskid
scuff
swivot
kickpad
trapezium
scoopendular
scratch patch
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If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,
Ub40!!
Ub40!!
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,
Ub40!!
Ub40!!
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread