ellesayshey
@ellesayshey.bsky.social
Educator | Chelsea FC fan | mostly here for a chuckle
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Lot of people younger than me lately. What are we doing about this.
August 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Lot of people younger than me lately. What are we doing about this.
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stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
August 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
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Sorry the president is not available right now, he is having himself Doordashed across the runway
August 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Sorry the president is not available right now, he is having himself Doordashed across the runway
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ONE NIGHT ONLY 2: NO NUT NOVEMBER (Gluck, 2028)
August 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
ONE NIGHT ONLY 2: NO NUT NOVEMBER (Gluck, 2028)
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To split the baby in half here: Bluesky is horny, but not in a hot way. There’s a horny part of Bluesky but it’s offputting and most people try to ignore it, like a swinger’s resort in Florida that’s next to a retirement community.
the discourse is wild, man. bluesky is like the least horny place on the entire internet, then one director was like "I cut nude scenes out of my sex movie" and INSTANTLY everyone demanded nudity. and frankly I'm here for it. let's see it all hanging out, baby. for art. respectfully of course.
August 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
To split the baby in half here: Bluesky is horny, but not in a hot way. There’s a horny part of Bluesky but it’s offputting and most people try to ignore it, like a swinger’s resort in Florida that’s next to a retirement community.
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Essential viewing re: the explosion of the US surveillance state. This is just an intro as the problem goes much deeper.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnBP...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnBP...
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Police Surveillance Technology: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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August 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Essential viewing re: the explosion of the US surveillance state. This is just an intro as the problem goes much deeper.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnBP...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnBP...
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At this point you gotta just shake Taylor Farms out of the food service etch a sketch and start over
August 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
At this point you gotta just shake Taylor Farms out of the food service etch a sketch and start over
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Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
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Afroman Wins Defamation Case, Because Making Fun Of Stupid Cops Is 100 Percent American
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Afroman Wins Defamation Case, Because Making Fun Of Stupid Cops Is 100 Percent American
Free speech costs a buck oh five.
www.wonkette.com
March 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Afroman Wins Defamation Case, Because Making Fun Of Stupid Cops Is 100 Percent American
www.wonkette.com/p/afroman-wi...
By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Breaking News: ABC canceled the upcoming season of “The Bachelorette” with Taylor Frankie Paul after video of her assaulting her partner in 2023 was leaked. nyti.ms/4bkGERb
March 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Breaking News: ABC canceled the upcoming season of “The Bachelorette” with Taylor Frankie Paul after video of her assaulting her partner in 2023 was leaked. nyti.ms/4bkGERb
How utterly fucking gross
February 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
How utterly fucking gross
So far, just a bunch of, Biden was awful. I fixed the Biden created housing problem etc etc etc
February 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
So far, just a bunch of, Biden was awful. I fixed the Biden created housing problem etc etc etc
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Took five minutes for the first volley of dudes in suits to chant "U-S-A"
February 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Took five minutes for the first volley of dudes in suits to chant "U-S-A"
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Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.
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We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
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The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
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We ask 3 unvaccinated septuagenarians what they thought of the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
We ask 3 unvaccinated septuagenarians what they thought of the halftime show
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Gorgeous set. This is just awesome.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Gorgeous set. This is just awesome.
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12-0 3rd quarter Super Bowl is NASTY work
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
12-0 3rd quarter Super Bowl is NASTY work