Frances: Meh and Loving It
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minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
avi: patty duke reaching for her pills in valley of the dolls
banner: amy adams holding a sign that says human in arrival
📍Toronto he/him
avi: patty duke reaching for her pills in valley of the dolls
banner: amy adams holding a sign that says human in arrival
Pinned
they call me ortolan because i’m fattened up soaked in brandy and ready to have my bone swallowed
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monogamy? you mean sex for me but not for three
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
monogamy? you mean sex for me but not for three
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AI can't even do delusion on the same scale as humans
people say frances why are you the most popular account on bluesky frances why are you the most beloved account on bluesky they all beg to know why i’m so universally cherished and esteemed well today friends i’m going to reveal my secret it’s because i give the people what they want (meatballs)
October 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
AI can't even do delusion on the same scale as humans
the fda is so cooked. the us is like 6 months away from putting ketamine in the drinking water.
October 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the fda is so cooked. the us is like 6 months away from putting ketamine in the drinking water.
daughter: did you hear about the train in spain
me: oh yeah it was mainly on the plain right
daughter: no it crashed and killed 68 people
me: oh yeah it was mainly on the plain right
daughter: no it crashed and killed 68 people
October 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
daughter: did you hear about the train in spain
me: oh yeah it was mainly on the plain right
daughter: no it crashed and killed 68 people
me: oh yeah it was mainly on the plain right
daughter: no it crashed and killed 68 people
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i suggest to you all watch a movie with less than 2.5k logs on letterboxd
October 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
i suggest to you all watch a movie with less than 2.5k logs on letterboxd
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He overpromised and underdelivered, like a human placebo.
October 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
He overpromised and underdelivered, like a human placebo.
the 90s were a very confusing time for me, what with michelle phillips playing valerie's mom on 90210
October 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the 90s were a very confusing time for me, what with michelle phillips playing valerie's mom on 90210
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it has come to our attention that you failed to comply with our commands to do the monster mash
October 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
it has come to our attention that you failed to comply with our commands to do the monster mash
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Sticks and stones may break my bones which is why I don't hang out with people who hit me with sticks and stones
October 27, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones which is why I don't hang out with people who hit me with sticks and stones
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October 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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4. Frances Reacts To Last Week's Jokes
4. Frances Reacts To Last Week's Jokes
some of these are just for me
October 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
some of these are just for me
as a strong believer in cremation i don't put gravestones on my lawn for halloween i just walk around with a big cigar ashing all over the driveway
October 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
as a strong believer in cremation i don't put gravestones on my lawn for halloween i just walk around with a big cigar ashing all over the driveway
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I’m not a gambling woman, but yet somehow I always decide to check a bag when I’m flying to or through Heathrow 
October 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I’m not a gambling woman, but yet somehow I always decide to check a bag when I’m flying to or through Heathrow 
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If our conversation lasts longer than 5 minutes I'm flipping my phone screen towards you with an option for 15%, 20% or 25% tip.
October 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
If our conversation lasts longer than 5 minutes I'm flipping my phone screen towards you with an option for 15%, 20% or 25% tip.
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Naming my daughter Lasagna so I can say my wife gave birth to a 7lb Lasagna. It's unreasonable, but I'm worth it
October 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Naming my daughter Lasagna so I can say my wife gave birth to a 7lb Lasagna. It's unreasonable, but I'm worth it
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YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES LINDA I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
October 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES LINDA I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
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sharks, i’m asking you to float me a little cash for this parlay i got on draftkings. it’s pretty much a sure thing
October 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
sharks, i’m asking you to float me a little cash for this parlay i got on draftkings. it’s pretty much a sure thing
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sometimes i think about how “piston” sounds like “pissed in” and it feels funny in my underpants for a minute
October 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
sometimes i think about how “piston” sounds like “pissed in” and it feels funny in my underpants for a minute
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when you laugh at your own post
October 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
when you laugh at your own post
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i am transcribing your posts into an enchanted tome for future use
October 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i am transcribing your posts into an enchanted tome for future use
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ive heard of mermen soaking, but a morman?
October 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
ive heard of mermen soaking, but a morman?
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i asked my boyfriend if he'd still love me if i were a gworm and he said he doesnt know what a gworm is so no
October 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i asked my boyfriend if he'd still love me if i were a gworm and he said he doesnt know what a gworm is so no
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nothing scarier than gravestone decorations on halloween. oooo these guys were given a proper burialllll
October 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
nothing scarier than gravestone decorations on halloween. oooo these guys were given a proper burialllll
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out here tryna bewitch someone body and soul you know what I mean
October 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
out here tryna bewitch someone body and soul you know what I mean
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"crunchwrap." perfect name. the "cellar door" of fast food items
October 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"crunchwrap." perfect name. the "cellar door" of fast food items