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freestyletacet.bsky.social
@freestyletacet.bsky.social
professional freelance trombonist currently infuriating the upstairs neighbor (I'm sorry you live in a city and not the suburbs Carol)
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"Learn to code" has been killed by AI, "you can pump gas" and "get a job at Walmart" also aren't viable, but there are some niche sectors with job growth, so I guess the new smug thing to say to someone without a job is "learn to build an oboe."
August 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Leo: You will not be the change you wish to see in the world. But that's only because the kindling won't catch.
July 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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“the single best thing you can do for your body is go to bed on time”

okay well what’s the second best thing?
October 26, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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He’s not sure about this part
June 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl
NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals

Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
June 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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What would be really funny now would be to immediately book a couple weeks of Les Mis at the Kennedy Center
June 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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My phone has been on silent since 2015.
June 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Being an artist is so weird and scary because you have all these huge feelings to make art with but then you are supposed to be very cool and detached with how people might hate it but also constantly be a song and dance man shouting about how great it is and also you have to stay alive??
May 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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orchestras should do giveaways
May 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I assume someone's done this one already because it seems obvious, but

Auric, Durey, Honegger, Poulenc, Tailleferre and Milhaud
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
May 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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It’s not just “oh everybody only wants to hear from minorities now and so the meritorious straight white male work is being ignored” it’s “if you are not speaking to the core anxieties of this moment in the zeitgeist yeah you’re gonna have to be really fucking good to get any play.”
May 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
most sound mixing for Broadway is mid at best

running everything through a soundboard was a mistake
rvbdrm.com Rav @rvbdrm.com · Apr 10
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY

FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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orchestras sounded better when the players were worse
rvbdrm.com Rav @rvbdrm.com · Apr 10
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY

FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Starting rehearsals on another project the day after Easter:
Meet this year’s Easter lamb cake, who has seen some things.
April 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Post something random or you will have an awful April
April 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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oh my GOD????????
Tell me why I'm getting facebook ads for a fuckin tactical bassoon
March 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Posted by the Tla’amin Nation on Facebook. This is epic.

𝗠𝗣 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙣: “𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙭, 𝙗𝙪𝙙.”
www.facebook.com/tlaaminnatio...
March 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me
March 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.
March 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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showing up
What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives someone a huge advantage in life?
March 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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romantic trombone solo sheet music
February 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

“Famous I don’t know about,” said Glod. “It’s hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, ‘Thanks, that was great, here is some money, same time tomorrow, okay?'”
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
February 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"someday the construction at SeaTac will be finished" said with the same tone as "we have always been at war with Eurasia"
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 AM