@funny-vapors.bsky.social
Was applying for something online, who actually selects this? Hilariously the list of jobs was super thin. Like you see 'mining' on there but there was nothing for marketing, web development, etc. There was another option for 'adult' and 'prostitution' so they had all -those-bases covered.
April 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Was applying for something online, who actually selects this? Hilariously the list of jobs was super thin. Like you see 'mining' on there but there was nothing for marketing, web development, etc. There was another option for 'adult' and 'prostitution' so they had all -those-bases covered.
Thanks Google, if I was the only person on the planet with a Mac this would be very helpful
March 25, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Thanks Google, if I was the only person on the planet with a Mac this would be very helpful
Life lessons by Funny-Vapors: How to tell you're smoking the cheapest weed in the dispensary—
—The kief drawer in your grinder hasn't been opened in 6 months and when you finally check to see how much has accumulated from your daily smoking, it's bone dry.
—The kief drawer in your grinder hasn't been opened in 6 months and when you finally check to see how much has accumulated from your daily smoking, it's bone dry.
March 22, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Life lessons by Funny-Vapors: How to tell you're smoking the cheapest weed in the dispensary—
—The kief drawer in your grinder hasn't been opened in 6 months and when you finally check to see how much has accumulated from your daily smoking, it's bone dry.
—The kief drawer in your grinder hasn't been opened in 6 months and when you finally check to see how much has accumulated from your daily smoking, it's bone dry.
I just killed a fly so large it made a thud when it hit the ground
March 21, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I just killed a fly so large it made a thud when it hit the ground
I dunno why this blows my mind so hard, but technically it is possible that Jesus and the Disciples were sitting around drinking wine one night discussing the recent defeat of the Legions in the Teutoburg Forest (9AD)
February 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I dunno why this blows my mind so hard, but technically it is possible that Jesus and the Disciples were sitting around drinking wine one night discussing the recent defeat of the Legions in the Teutoburg Forest (9AD)
If you're trying to 'finally get evidence against the crazy people' maybe they're not the crazy ones
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
If you're trying to 'finally get evidence against the crazy people' maybe they're not the crazy ones
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas
#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
Previously Unknown Type of Water Ice Solidifies at Room Temperature (Ice XXI)
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
September 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
#rapture #funny #leftbehind
Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
Wait, what kind of sounds?
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wait, what kind of sounds?
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
The Beatles Cartoon-Tomorrow Never Knows
YouTube video by TheBeatlescartoons70
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
Texas Instruments SR-51 Handheld Electronic Calculator | Smithsonian Institution
www.si.edu
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...
America, in a nutshell #become #ungovernable
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
America, in a nutshell #become #ungovernable