haden reynolds (Robert)
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wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart
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Apocalypse Now and Then
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Apocalypse Now and Then
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I can see from your pleasant expression you don’t remember me.
September 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I can see from your pleasant expression you don’t remember me.
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I’m thriving here I should leave
September 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’m thriving here I should leave
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these must be those anals of history they’re always talking about
September 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
these must be those anals of history they’re always talking about
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coward is short for cow award
September 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
coward is short for cow award
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I purchased a flutter sleeve leopard print blouse which, like myself, manages to be both cool and frumpy all at once.


September 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I purchased a flutter sleeve leopard print blouse which, like myself, manages to be both cool and frumpy all at once.


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I never truly understood what “like the cat that ate the canary”
meant until I ate my first canary.
meant until I ate my first canary.
September 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I never truly understood what “like the cat that ate the canary”
meant until I ate my first canary.
meant until I ate my first canary.
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There's only room for one neurotic person in a relationship and it needs to be me
September 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
There's only room for one neurotic person in a relationship and it needs to be me
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You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning
September 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning
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what you guys don't understand is if you live in California, eventually you'll swim in a swanky livestock hydrotherapy pool as a bit.
September 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
what you guys don't understand is if you live in California, eventually you'll swim in a swanky livestock hydrotherapy pool as a bit.
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When I want a man’s attention I’ll get arrested
September 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
When I want a man’s attention I’ll get arrested
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Sorry my heart set off your dark matter detector.
September 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Sorry my heart set off your dark matter detector.
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Avoid people who see through your shit and don’t mind telling you so.
September 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Avoid people who see through your shit and don’t mind telling you so.
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If I were casting a TV show, I would have the middle sister be the tallest. Throw people off their game. 
September 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If I were casting a TV show, I would have the middle sister be the tallest. Throw people off their game. 
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So we’re all watching Kimmel interview Talarico on YouTube to bring the most views the world has ever seen, right?
September 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
So we’re all watching Kimmel interview Talarico on YouTube to bring the most views the world has ever seen, right?
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Watermelons and I have a lot in common like we both want to be launched off a 20 story building
September 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Watermelons and I have a lot in common like we both want to be launched off a 20 story building
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Nothing goes down harder than a cameraman in the end zone
September 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Nothing goes down harder than a cameraman in the end zone
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Paint me like one of your sane girls
September 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Paint me like one of your sane girls
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My "friends" say I'm too cynical.
September 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
My "friends" say I'm too cynical.
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not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries in from the car in one trip
September 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries in from the car in one trip
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I know it can be a contentious issue for parents in this economy, but I'm so glad the cat didn't leave home after he finished school.
September 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I know it can be a contentious issue for parents in this economy, but I'm so glad the cat didn't leave home after he finished school.
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Clowns are only scary if you allow them to glimpse your soul, Billy.
September 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Clowns are only scary if you allow them to glimpse your soul, Billy.
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last week my priest kicked me out of the confessional because i kept asking what the wifi password was.
September 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
last week my priest kicked me out of the confessional because i kept asking what the wifi password was.
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My skills include finishing the bag of chips and the container of dip at the same time
September 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
My skills include finishing the bag of chips and the container of dip at the same time