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mannoslen.bsky.social
Jack on the phone: Meg? I said I would only bother you again for one reason. Yes. It’s happened. I’ve already contact the rest of the Raconteurs. I need you to bring in the Oak Ridge Boys.
July 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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thenatewolf.bsky.social
Neighbour noticed my fortifications and started inquiring about my moat guy. Dream on, fella, I’ve already promised your vulnerable lands to one of my lesser brothers.
June 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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los-los.bsky.social
mom: MEATLOAF IS READY
olympic speedskaters tripping each other over moms meatloaf
February 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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waterboysmusic.bsky.social
Coming up TOMORROW!
waterboysmusic.bsky.social The Waterboys @waterboysmusic.bsky.social · Sep 15
Only a couple more days until #TheWaterboys will be in MINNEAPOLIS at the Uptown Theater. Don't miss it! Tickets here:
www.ticketmaster.com/893-the-curr...
September 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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vladchoc.bsky.social
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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pjvphotography.bsky.social
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
God gives his toughest 60 tasks that used to comprise 5 separate jobs to his most underpaid soldiers
May 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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danmentos.com
can’t believe they’re trying to replace jenny lewis with carrie underwood
Headline: Protests Break Out Across US Over Plans to Change Postal Service
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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jinah.bsky.social
America’s starting to feel like day 3 of Woodstock ‘99
February 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
I know it might take a couple thousand years but we really gotta get on domesticating other animals as house pets. House fox? Need it. House koala? Need it. House woodchuck? My guy, that’s a slam dunk.
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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makeitunclear.bsky.social
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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whatsjo.bsky.social
mugger: How much you got?

me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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eve6.bsky.social
If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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coachrusty.bsky.social
Sorry for calling it a “weird baby” but you already knew or you wouldn’t be so mad
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 PM