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Holly1PR
@holly1pr.bsky.social
I'm a public relations professional living in southwest Ohio. I live on a hog farm with my family. Views expressed are my own.
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Your regular reminder that there is a difference between "not how I would have done it" and "wrong"
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He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.
September 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them.
September 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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I'm in love.
2026: Time for the Midterms
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September 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Is there anything more suspicious than when a man washes a rug?
September 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
Apple is aiming to release a foldable iPhone in 2026 📱

(via WSJ)
September 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
As I always say in times like these, Has anyone checked on Dick Van Dyke?
August 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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A small Kansas town has agreed to pay $850,000 to a former reporter at its weekly newspaper to end her federal lawsuit over a police raid of the paper's offices in 2023 that ignited a national furor over press freedom. https://cnn.it/4wXrOIx
August 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Went to a family event and my cousin brought her dog. It was well-behaved. But the dog's name is Venus. Not what it sounded like when she called for it!
July 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Facebook is down. Now how will I see distant relatives I’ve never met unwittingly sharing scams, hoaxes, and far right propaganda?
June 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
May 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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The shooter’s manifesto was written in cursive, so it will take the FBI months to decipher it.
April 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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"You're an author? Would I know anything you've written?"

"Have you heard of the book Eat Pray Love?"

"Oh wow. I have, actually!"

"Well, one of my books was printed in a typeface not totally dissimilar to the one in that."
April 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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We don't talk nearly enough about how Vincent Price's monologue from "Thriller" is one of the coolest things humans have ever recorded.
March 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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So inspired by Afroman and the Miami Redhawks
March 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Big fan of Afroman wearing the same suit to his defamation trial that he wore in the music video the cops are suing him over lmao
March 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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afroman should go on the 20 dollar bill
March 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Whenever a spokesperson on TV says “what I can tell you,” you know they’ve been media trained.

It’s a canned ‘bridging’ phrase that has become so commonplace it now signals the opposite of authenticity.

Time to retire it.
March 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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March 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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I’m turning 40 later this month. It’s magical because the brain quietly deletes the file labeled “impress strangers” and you start saying things like:

“No, I’m not going out tonight.”
“That sounds loud.”
“Let’s eat at 5:15 so we beat the crowd.”
March 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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I will play that funky music for you.
However, I see no reason for you to reference my race or gender.
And I think doing it until you die is excessive and I will not be a part of that.
February 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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You would not believe how many automated emails I get from various fruit and vegetable expos because of my job title.
February 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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ALERT: We all get one Louvre post. Use it wisely. Do not waste it.*

* = This does not count as mine.
February 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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As I told my undergrads at the start of the semester, I'm not asking you to write a paper about Little Rock's school desegregation because I don't know what happened there.

Little Rock is just the topic. The act of researching, writing and editing the paper is the whole point.
It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*
what even is the fucking point
February 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM