hula-shark.bsky.social
@hula-shark.bsky.social
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no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
October 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
October 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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There was no answer.
September 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd.

Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves.

Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚
September 22, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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At the risk of sounding like a hose drinker, I don’t want a washing machine that requires connection to WiFi. I want one of those workhorses that keep going for like 30 years that I can fix myself.
September 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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My man looks like the insouciant nephew in an Agatha Christie mystery
September 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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I know this is sincere. It just blows my mind how people cannot imagine a person being…different from themselves. I mean, the answer is they aren’t you and they are making choices based on their needs and preferences. That’s always the answer.
September 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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My man looks like the half man from Two and a Half Men
September 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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My man looks like Woodchuck Norris
September 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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My man looks like Alvin left the Chipmunks to attend business school
September 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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My man looks like Mr. Peabody and Sherman were combined in a transporter accident
August 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Today is the first day of high school for my Little Guy and the start of the LAST YEAR for my Big Girl

The days are long but the years are short 😭
August 27, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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As Josh Johnson wisely said:
"JD Vance answers the question - what if a middle school dance were a person. "
August 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
August 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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A sad-off is when you go back and forth playing sadder and sadder songs at full blast until you’re both too inconsolable to play another.

Dolly Parton’s “Down from Dover” won the whole tournament.

One of the most light-hearted people to ever live gave us the saddest song in the world. Thank you.
August 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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August 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Move over Rolling Stones
Kacey Musgraves performing …..You know, I honestly don’t know
August 22, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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“Honestly Jens they’re more persistent than those rats in the kitchen… tomorrow morning you promise me you’ll put down more of that powder around the bedposts.”
Seen at #MuseumBredius in #DenHaag
August 20, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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🎶 “….and after aaaaaaall, you’re my wonderwaaaaall….” 🎶
Seen at #MuseumBredius in #DenHaag
August 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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My man looks like Buddha found his outer rage
August 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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"I don't agree with them on everything, but the one thing all democrats know is that Trump & the Republicans are looting the nation and getting rich while you can't afford gas and groceries."

it's that easy, y'all. you can steal it for free. or pay me $250,000 idk what the going rate is
Their best defense against the growing challenge from the left would be simply to meet the moment and act more aggressively against Trump. If they just did that, half the energy behind DSA challenges would dissipate and they'd be safe.

But no, they'd rather punch left in a panic.
The Democratic party leadership fighting harder against the DSA than they do against Trump really says something. These people gotta go, man
August 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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I only need one artist to describe my music taste
Jolee Dunn - I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole
YouTube video by Viral Society
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August 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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Whereas Mitch McConnell is doing the best.
Pete Hegseth just did the worst Lindsey Graham impression of all time
August 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Who you gonna call?
August 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM