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Lo siento, soy inglés y estoy borracho.
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The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February)

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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Before Sunday, I don't think I'd ever heard the extended overhaul mix of DJ Shadow's Organ Donor played in full on the radio. Now it's on again (both times on Six Music, almost inevitably).

I guess there's an upside to being so old your favourite music has its 30th birthday.
September 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Ed Sheeran's a dickhead, you say? It's weird how it's always the ones you most suspect.
September 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It was absolutely telling that Justin Webb couldn't or wouldn't push back on 30p Lee's claim. Or when he said there are reports *every day* of women being raped in the UK by Afghani men, who are just "roaming around" looking for crimes to commit.

Just a shocking failure of duty.
I heard Lee Anderson on Today saying that no one wanted to live next to an HMO housing people seeking asylum.
As far as I can tell, my back garden abuts the back garden of a house that does indeed house asylum seekers, so I thought I'd give a brief account of why I am in fact fine about it.
August 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
You have to admire Argentina's commitment to trying to win without an actual shot on target.
July 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
IN THE FACE!
DOINK!
July 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Argentina are going to be confused at having to start playing actual football.
July 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM
So we're all back on the Argentina fix train, right?
July 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The only positive about bonus football is knowing US TV is having to tell people this is perfectly normal and explain what happens next.
July 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Post a video of you and your mates singing racist songs about getting sent off, you prick.
July 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Infantino must be stopped. At all costs.
July 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Finished so soon?
July 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Now beginning to understand why they banned fans from bringing bottles with them.
July 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I am Ronaldo's utter sense of confusion.
July 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Okay lads. This has been a lot of fun and all, but surely now it's time to sit deep and grind it out.
July 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Meaningless international friendlies have always been England's forte.
July 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Remember when we wanted Spain to beat France because that would make it 'easier' in the final?
July 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I've always said the third-place playoff/bronze final/whatever bollocks FIFA comes up with is the one we always wanted to win.
July 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I'm genuinely wondering if the morons around me who celebrated England's goal (to go ahead in a World Cup semi-final , against Argentina) by singing a full rendition of 10 German bombers attracted enough bad karma to cost us the game.
July 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I know it's hot, but I just saw a bloke walking around Waitrose with no top on. We used to be a proper country.
July 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I wasn't playing. I wasn't watching at altitude. And I'm on the west coast of America so it's not even the middle of the night for me. I'm still fucking exhausted after that. Well done, lads. #England
July 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Seven years on from his time at #SaintsFC, I'm watching Kevin Danso play football live again. In a World Cup knockout game. It's fair to say that 2019 me did not see that coming.
July 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
England without Kane is nothing.
July 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
So having an actual right back is useful, you say?
July 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM