Cletus Van Damme
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Cletus Van Damme
@juggstorecowboy.bsky.social
Street Trash
August 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The toxic masculinity of Beavis and Butthead
July 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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has anybody who signed the harper's letter said anything about any of this
They gave US zinester Elizabeth Soto *50 fucking years* in prison for publishing a zine that supports an anti-fascism stance. Prosecutors also used her feminism themed zine, and an anti-AI zine as evidence against her. This is unprecedented.
June 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
One of my favorite old Onion articles

theonion.com/nations-expe...
June 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
What about Amazing Atheist who became known for putting various fruit in his ass and pouring scalding hot oil on his pee pee
There’s only one true atheist.
June 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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can you look a little less miserable please!!!
June 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon
June 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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The whole Confederacy was inspired by anime. Many a time in Lee's diary he reflects on his wish to transform into a cat for sexual purposes.
May 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My only contribution to the discourse is I would be on bluesky more often if they would be the first social media platform to ban anime fans
May 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He puts him on a rotisserie spit and roasts him
Pedro Pascal says there is a “very moving and very special" scene in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU.

"There's an extended sequence that bares everything down to its simplest form. But I can't say more."

(Source: www.bbc.com/news/article...)
May 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Great, amazing show. The Teeth gag had me howling
Welcome to STC Sunday Morning! After taking last week off we're back with a double-sized installment.

Kicking things off this week is my first visit to Widow's Bay, a brilliant horror comedy that's like if Basil Fawlty ran for mayor of Derry, Maine.
'Widow's Bay' Episode 1 recap: The Village People
The weirdness keeps bubbling up all over the place.
decider.com
May 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
In my volcel era (can't beat off for a week because I have to have a prostate specific blood test)
April 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Friday night prairie dog
April 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Lol what is this shit
Analysis: Melania Trump held a rare news conference to deny links to Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a muted Prada suit.

Her second term as first lady has been more subdued than her fashion-forward first — a nod to a more assertive approach to the role.
Analysis | Melania Trump, again on the White House catwalk, turns to subdued outfits
In her sophomore stint, Melania Trump has streamlined her look significantly, trading in her pretty, sometimes cheeky ensembles for stark, monochrome neutrals.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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sam alito looking at the voting rights act
March 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
March 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Unlike what I'm seeing all over my TL rn you will never see my sucking on a CEOs titties for doing the bare minimum putting restrictions on what they'll do for the DOD
February 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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To go dark-ish myself, one of the hardest laughs I had while my step-father was in hospice, was he asked my mom and I to get in touch with two specific people they'd fallen out with.

Why? He wanted to tell them to fuck themselves. 😂
Here is a long-ish, dark-ish bit that was cut from my special Positive Reinforcement!
February 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Low Bar wall art
February 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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14 crashes since June in one tiny Austin geofence after 10 years of bullshit hype

incredible that people choose to wake up and work on this scam every day instead of just beer bonging Draino (or getting a respectable job at like Buck-Es)
Waymo's large and growing data set provisionally shows that their cars are *much* safer than human drivers.

Tesla's small data set shows "Robotaxis" are much *worse* than human drivers . sherwood.news/tech/teslas-...
Tesla’s 45 Austin Robotaxis now have 14 crashes on the books since launching in June
Tesla submitted five new crash reports in January involving its Austin Robotaxi fleet, Electrek reports....
sherwood.news
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Guess I'll be watching Lonesome Dove tonight
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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awww, refractory period kitty
Happy Valentines Day from Glucose Cat
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Happy 5th birthday Luanne!
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
We're watching Henry Fonda
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Some massive 6'5 intoxicated zoomer came up to me earlier and said "yo man you look like a stud" and insisted on shaking my hand so I have that going for me at least
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 AM