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James Collins
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Respecter of octopuses
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mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
September 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
April 19, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
August 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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what is going on with this car?!
August 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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July 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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August 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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It's physically impossible to not moo when you drive by cows
July 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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my only contribution to The Odyssey discourse is that I thought there'd be at least a dozen skeletons carrying swords and shields walking around and there was maybe just the one
July 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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the irony of reading this while waiting in a Walgreens dannykatch.substack.com/p/we-used-to...
We used to be able to buy things in this country
Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy
dannykatch.substack.com
July 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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You'll not convince me this isn't the historically accurate Odysseus.
July 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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The last time I “read a book” I learned that there’s a skeleton inside my body. Never again.
July 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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the SPEED at which I ran to my drawing tablet-
July 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Dang they really got a category for everything
July 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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There’s a FedEx driver who makes videos of the dogs he meets on his delivery route, and it’s easily the best thing on the internet.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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IT'S UP! An article about the rain-soaked disaster that was July 4th in Washington DC this year, including all the videos I couldn't upload of the sad and angry crowds, plus details that didn['t make the thread. Please check it out if you would like to!
July 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Hope the MapTap person never gets milkshake ducked because it's one of the few places online that feels like the whimsical fun learning space of the internet pre-social media
June 30, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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remember to treat your daughter like a princess (marry her off to a head of state to consolidate power)
June 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows
June 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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June 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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The thing about the movie Face/Off is there really were a lot of easier solutions to their problems then taking their faces off and switching them, that’s why it rarely happens in the real world
June 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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In case anyone out there is having trouble finding the S button on their keyboard, here's one you can copy & paste: S
June 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
May 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM