Lindsey
@lindseyclarke.bsky.social
pathologist, reader, sometimes writer.
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Lindsey
@lindseyclarke.bsky.social
· Nov 11
intro post:
🔹️i'm a pathologist by day (and sometimes by night, if my transplant surgeons have any say)
🔹️escapism comes in many forms: reading, movies, sports, video games, gym, travel
🔹️cat lady and okay with that
🔹️i'm a pathologist by day (and sometimes by night, if my transplant surgeons have any say)
🔹️escapism comes in many forms: reading, movies, sports, video games, gym, travel
🔹️cat lady and okay with that
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Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
September 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
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Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
September 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Not gonna lie, it's been weird seeing the entire UK conservative press shit themselves blind for years about 'cancel culture' & then when they bully a man into killing himself it's all 'oh the universities really should have a more robust mental health support plan in place"
August 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Not gonna lie, it's been weird seeing the entire UK conservative press shit themselves blind for years about 'cancel culture' & then when they bully a man into killing himself it's all 'oh the universities really should have a more robust mental health support plan in place"
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The sun was lucky this time but the moon only has to get lucky once
MOON'S PLAN TO KILL THE SUN UNSUCCESSFUL
August 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The sun was lucky this time but the moon only has to get lucky once
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Enjoyed BBC using BREAKING for their eclipse coverage, as though it had come out of nowhere and astronomers haven’t been able to predict when and where eclipses will happen since, oh, about 1715.
August 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Enjoyed BBC using BREAKING for their eclipse coverage, as though it had come out of nowhere and astronomers haven’t been able to predict when and where eclipses will happen since, oh, about 1715.
A team of absolute units. The big boi roster.
Washington Capitals projected to be the heaviest team in the NHL during the 2026-27 season
Washington Capitals projected to be heaviest team in NHL during 2026-27 season
The Washington Capitals built their 2026–27 roster with a deep playoff run in mind, leaning heavily on size and strength as defining…
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July 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
A team of absolute units. The big boi roster.
briefly breaking character, but he stuck the landing.
July 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
briefly breaking character, but he stuck the landing.
It really was an incredible gig
BTS review – pure joy and astonishing versatility at K-pop titans’ first UK show in seven years
BTS review – pure joy and astonishing versatility at K-pop titans’ first UK show in seven years
Fans and cynics are putty in the boyband’s hands as the lads lark their way through a catalogue of tracks that ricochet from hard rap to buttery pop
www.theguardian.com
July 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It really was an incredible gig
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Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."
“Automatic” in the FIFA regs/code just means that there’s no need for additional process—i.e., an investigation or disciplinary proceeding—to determine the applicable sanction. It does not mean the sanction is unreviewable. It does not mean that Article 27 cannot be invoked to suspend the sanction.
July 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."
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Thinking about how different UK culture would be if our social media and live news hours overlapped with Australia rather than the US.
July 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Thinking about how different UK culture would be if our social media and live news hours overlapped with Australia rather than the US.
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Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work:
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
June 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work:
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
my captain that
Really like how Martin Odegaard handed the drumsticks over to Erling Haaland there
July 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
my captain that
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RIP Neymar, he died doing what he loved - talking mad shit in a loss
July 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
RIP Neymar, he died doing what he loved - talking mad shit in a loss
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Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
July 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
i much prefer haaland when he's playing for norway than for man city. this is v enjoyable.
July 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i much prefer haaland when he's playing for norway than for man city. this is v enjoyable.
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Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
July 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
Proud to be the 55,404th crawler 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
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May 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Proud to be the 55,404th crawler 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
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Ireland has *immeasurably* benefited from immigration. Despite its problems (none of which were caused by immigrants) it is a vastly more interesting, vibrant - and *fun* - place than it was in the grey dreary miserable 80s thanks to immigrants. And anyone who walks through Dublin city centre and...
May 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Ireland has *immeasurably* benefited from immigration. Despite its problems (none of which were caused by immigrants) it is a vastly more interesting, vibrant - and *fun* - place than it was in the grey dreary miserable 80s thanks to immigrants. And anyone who walks through Dublin city centre and...
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the single greatest use of The Boys Are Back In Town in silver screen history and Paul Bettany should have won Best Supporting Actor for his Chaucer portrayal
one of the most purely fun movies ever made
one of the most purely fun movies ever made
May 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
the single greatest use of The Boys Are Back In Town in silver screen history and Paul Bettany should have won Best Supporting Actor for his Chaucer portrayal
one of the most purely fun movies ever made
one of the most purely fun movies ever made
you can tell shit is real when i’ve turned to bluesky
April 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
you can tell shit is real when i’ve turned to bluesky
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Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters
April 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
April 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
April 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you