Michael Christie
@mschristie587.bsky.social
Radioactive Living Haunted Space Oceans Are Now Battlefields | Team Principal, Scuderia GusBus Racing | Dad Caucus member | Troom Troom Wow 😎 | he/him
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Bluesky chatbot that just gets more and more aggressively directed to not understand jokes and to take things literally.
July 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bluesky chatbot that just gets more and more aggressively directed to not understand jokes and to take things literally.
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grafting human hands to the top of a crab, day 12: we have managed to attach four working hands to the upper carapace. he waves them constantly, testing his new limits
day 57: the crab daps himself up relentlessly, gassed up beyond reason. his aura is too strong, recommending facility self destruct
day 57: the crab daps himself up relentlessly, gassed up beyond reason. his aura is too strong, recommending facility self destruct
June 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
grafting human hands to the top of a crab, day 12: we have managed to attach four working hands to the upper carapace. he waves them constantly, testing his new limits
day 57: the crab daps himself up relentlessly, gassed up beyond reason. his aura is too strong, recommending facility self destruct
day 57: the crab daps himself up relentlessly, gassed up beyond reason. his aura is too strong, recommending facility self destruct
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Ryan from The OC, anti-crypto crusader, is one of my favorite running subplots in Hollywood
June 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ryan from The OC, anti-crypto crusader, is one of my favorite running subplots in Hollywood
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I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
May 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
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there are no shortcuts to making a joe rogan, we need to start by making a leftist newsradio
May 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
there are no shortcuts to making a joe rogan, we need to start by making a leftist newsradio
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
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Oh, it’s the Lord’s Day out here indeed.
May 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh, it’s the Lord’s Day out here indeed.
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I can handle the Chicago pope but the sentence “the popes brother lives near Joliet” broke my brain
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I can handle the Chicago pope but the sentence “the popes brother lives near Joliet” broke my brain
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a pope who has said "ugh" because mike clevinger was starting that day
Honestly if you can't let yourself laugh about Pope Bob from Chicago being really sad about the white Sox you should probably put the phone down for a while, you've become too addicted to being Upset
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a pope who has said "ugh" because mike clevinger was starting that day
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As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."
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🎶Mamma Chia, here I go again. My my, how can I resist goo?🎶
April 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🎶Mamma Chia, here I go again. My my, how can I resist goo?🎶
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woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem
April 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem
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[meredith brooks voice] I'm a
‘wife, brother, and lawyer’ is a crazy combination of people for a group chat lmao
Breaking News: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is said to have shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer.
April 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
[meredith brooks voice] I'm a
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I'm sorry is it against the law to be a real yapper??? www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm sorry is it against the law to be a real yapper??? www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...
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I'm losing my mind
The Union grindset guys were everywhere
The Union grindset guys were everywhere
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm losing my mind
The Union grindset guys were everywhere
The Union grindset guys were everywhere
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Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
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This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.
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From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
April 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
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Didn’t know this dude’s name a few days ago, now I’ve read all about him and think he seems relatively cool. If you wanna be a politician simply do shit like this. If you don’t wanna do shit like this that’s understandable, but then please do not occupy office
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Didn’t know this dude’s name a few days ago, now I’ve read all about him and think he seems relatively cool. If you wanna be a politician simply do shit like this. If you don’t wanna do shit like this that’s understandable, but then please do not occupy office
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the kindest most humane possible things to do and the things that would make you succeed at any semblance of democratic politics are at this moment perfectly aligned I believe this
April 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the kindest most humane possible things to do and the things that would make you succeed at any semblance of democratic politics are at this moment perfectly aligned I believe this
i just want this hybrid/electric this, somebody build me one
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i just want this hybrid/electric this, somebody build me one
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the very concept of having a sock puppet account that you use to reply to yourself with is so funny to me like ok go put your wig on and talk to yourself in disguise I guess
April 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the very concept of having a sock puppet account that you use to reply to yourself with is so funny to me like ok go put your wig on and talk to yourself in disguise I guess
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If this guy hates movies so much why is he pretending to be a midbudget adult drama on the payroll
April 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If this guy hates movies so much why is he pretending to be a midbudget adult drama on the payroll
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if you have facts about a war plans violation, send it to [email protected]. if not, please do not slander these young men or insult their family
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if you have facts about a war plans violation, send it to [email protected]. if not, please do not slander these young men or insult their family
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid