@naomiofla.bsky.social
Lead science teacher in alternative provision, NEU rep. South coast resident. Lover of concrete and brutalist tower blocks.
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I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
October 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
September 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Robert's Right ✅️.......
September 25, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Robert's Right ✅️.......
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"Spontaneous", is it
The video starts with a Luton box van disgorging a contingent of paramilitaries dressed, in effect, in identical uniform with balaclava ski masks.
NB. The "cpayne.com" on the box van back is actually "jcpayne.com", a commercial vehicle bodybuilders based in Aldridge, West Midlands. Nothing more.
NB. The "cpayne.com" on the box van back is actually "jcpayne.com", a commercial vehicle bodybuilders based in Aldridge, West Midlands. Nothing more.
September 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
"Spontaneous", is it
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So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is:
"Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country."
Ok.
"Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country."
Ok.
September 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is:
"Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country."
Ok.
"Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country."
Ok.
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the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
August 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
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This stopped me in my tracks.
An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible.
An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible.
Air pollution stunts children’s lung growth. New Queen Mary research found that improvements in air quality after the introduction of London’s ULEZ are associated with accelerated lung growth in children.
Read more: shorturl.at/Jx86o
Read more: shorturl.at/Jx86o
August 19, 2026 at 8:02 AM
This stopped me in my tracks.
An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible.
An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible.
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This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.
August 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.
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Checkmate, Nige.
August 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Checkmate, Nige.
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I think I may have just discovered the chemical composition of a Spanish orgasm.
August 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I think I may have just discovered the chemical composition of a Spanish orgasm.
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Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
August 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
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🚨America Today🚨
August 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
🚨America Today🚨
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Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
August 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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And guess what
Fartage refused to apologise in parliament -despite evening challenges to by Starmer - and did fuck all
Fartage refused to apologise in parliament -despite evening challenges to by Starmer - and did fuck all
July 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
And guess what
Fartage refused to apologise in parliament -despite evening challenges to by Starmer - and did fuck all
Fartage refused to apologise in parliament -despite evening challenges to by Starmer - and did fuck all
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Elaine in this article "can't remember the last time she used her oven" but also spends £200 a month on petrol (so driving probably ~50 miles a day?)
(she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
(she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
'I can't afford to turn the oven on': 7.4m households struggling to buy essentials
As Andy Burnham promises “breathing space” for households, millions are unable to buy items such as clothing, heating and food.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Elaine in this article "can't remember the last time she used her oven" but also spends £200 a month on petrol (so driving probably ~50 miles a day?)
(she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
(she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
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Also, FWIW, keep on eye on how they hit Miatta at DESNZ. Her past statements make Miliband look weak on climate by comparison. Fortunately she seems to have 20 IQ points on most of her colleagues.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaM...
Stepping Stones to a New Economy with Miatta Fahnbulleh
YouTube video by Greenbelt Festival
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Also, FWIW, keep on eye on how they hit Miatta at DESNZ. Her past statements make Miliband look weak on climate by comparison. Fortunately she seems to have 20 IQ points on most of her colleagues.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaM...
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This caterpillar survives by shapeshifting into a venomous snake, complete with scales and side-to-side movement. Predators see the illusion and walk away. Evolution made the bluff lethal to doubt.
July 19, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This caterpillar survives by shapeshifting into a venomous snake, complete with scales and side-to-side movement. Predators see the illusion and walk away. Evolution made the bluff lethal to doubt.
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We just committed a war crime destroying a desalination plant in Southern Iran. Iran responded.
July 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We just committed a war crime destroying a desalination plant in Southern Iran. Iran responded.
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These years of anti-immigration hysteria we're living through right now are going to look utterly incomprehensible in the coming era of closing schools, ageing populations and massively understaffed public services
Wow. The Department for Education has just published new projections which estimate that the number of pupils in state-funded schools in England will plummet by more than 9% by 2031 amid falling birth rates
And yet this issue receives probably 1,000th of the coverage the immigration debate receives
And yet this issue receives probably 1,000th of the coverage the immigration debate receives
July 16, 2026 at 10:59 AM
These years of anti-immigration hysteria we're living through right now are going to look utterly incomprehensible in the coming era of closing schools, ageing populations and massively understaffed public services
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EXC: Nigel Farage declined offer of taxpayer-funded security inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Nigel Farage declined offer of taxpayer-funded security
The Reform leader's spokesman told The i Paper it was a downgrade on the state-funded security he had previously received
inews.co.uk
July 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
EXC: Nigel Farage declined offer of taxpayer-funded security inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Farage just called a referendum on the concept of objective reality iandunt.substack.com/p/farage-jus...
July 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Someone's told him that writing
In single lines
Like this
Is authoritative
But if you do it all the time
It's incredibly annoying
And comes across like a racist haiku
In single lines
Like this
Is authoritative
But if you do it all the time
It's incredibly annoying
And comes across like a racist haiku
Doesn't he mean "other political parties" and isn't that what democratic politics is about?
February 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Someone's told him that writing
In single lines
Like this
Is authoritative
But if you do it all the time
It's incredibly annoying
And comes across like a racist haiku
In single lines
Like this
Is authoritative
But if you do it all the time
It's incredibly annoying
And comes across like a racist haiku