Peter Hamer
Peter Hamer
@peterhamer.bsky.social
Another tedious Gen X techie. Ex physicist. Here for the accounts with better informed opinions than mine.
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French explorer Lapérouse met with Louis XVI in 1785, just before his ill-fated Pacific voyage to continue Cook’s explorations. Last seen alive in Botany Bay in 1788; his voyages were published posthumously in 1801.
Lapérouse born #OTD 1741; Louis XVI born #OTD 1754
Painting Monsiau 1817, Versailles
August 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Have something very, VERY special to share!

A pep talk for the ROGUE TROOPER movie heading to the Toronto International Film Festival next month!
From the one and only…

✨⭐️COUNT BINFACE!⭐️✨
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August 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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I don’t want to spam you, so I promise I won’t put this up again on your feed, but it would be great to know you had a listen to this. I hope you like it.

youtu.be/WfuMJOM4aCs
I Will Stand in Clacton (parody song for Count Binface)
YouTube video by Gareth Marchant
youtu.be
August 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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CURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!
August 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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July 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
July 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Historically accurate Odysseus is steering the ship from the foredeck with a ship's wheel that wasn't invented until the 1700s
Presumably including a historically accurate cyclops
July 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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So many memes, so little time.

Source: substack.com/@nigelfarage...
July 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️
July 11, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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The prospect of Nigel Farage fighting a people vs the establishment by-election in which the only other candidate is Count Binface - is too hilarious for words.
July 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
June 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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@royalsociety.org I hear you’re blocking people calling on you to cancel Elon Musk’s fellowship. His presence besmirches your name. He’s a danger to British democracy. Reconsider.
June 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Elon Musk is paying fascists to riot and attack minorities in our cities. Some he is paying, others he doesn't need to, the X algorithm and revenue program do the rest. The UK's leading nazi thug is posting from a Moscow hotel room right now. We need to wake up to foreign money and the far right.
June 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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I was born and raised here. Countless brave Sikh soldiers died for Britain, proudly wearing their turban and kirpan.

Thankfully, Rupert and Restore don't get to decide what is British.

Beware … today they’re coming for me, but tomorrow it could be you!
June 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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As misleading headlines go, that has to be up there with some of the worst!

As is the claim that "Immigration is fuelling mass unemployment among under-25s."

The "shocking new study" does NOT show that at all 🙄

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May 30, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
May 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Regret to announce "Project Unstoppable Fury of Incandescent Steel: Inevitable Death on Wings of Fiery Oblivion" has been paused in light of how scary the enemy is.

To our foes I have just one message: "uWu, I am but smol."
May 6, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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My #30daysofcharts effort today is pretty awful, to be honest. But I've always wanted to make a hex map. Please don't read anything into this chart other than the noted locations do have a higher rate than other places. I'll do more (better!) charts with this data soon.
April 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Having failed to secure the Snickers or M&Ms that were my original objectives, sources tell the Washington Post I will now be refocusing all energy on extracating my hand from where it is stuck inside the vending machine and restoring said machine to the working order it was in prior to my arrival.
March 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Spread this dear ones:

"Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week.

Let's get this to TREND!

Answered that for you
March 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
March 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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Trump has stopped military aid to Ukraine, heavily pressured the country, and praised Russia.

Now he is lifting sanctions on Russia.

Trump is siding with Russia
March 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.
February 23, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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Prisoner cell block HRH.
February 19, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM