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Reebs
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Future bog witch. She/her.
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I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning
September 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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personally i think it's cool that every day there's some new shit that would be presidency-ending and obit-leading for anyone else and we just have to accept it all because of a do-nothing congress and puppet supreme court and *then* have pundits muse why there isn't more alarm being raised and such
September 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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"AI makes my workflow more productive" you're not saving lives, you make YouTube videos about cell phones, take a nap
September 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.
September 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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me: hi gimme a large pizza

pizza guy: any appetizers?

me: what do you have?

pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce

me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce

pizza guy: and for your dip?

me: sauce
September 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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We're not "anxious" about "AI" because it's so revolutionary. We see the grift, we see the toxic psychosis, we see the theft and plagiarism, we see the abuse of power, and we DO NOT WANT IT.
September 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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There are so many stories lately about people who died by suicide after falling into emotionally manipulative patterns with chatbots. We rarely get to hear how the people who loved them are coping after an unimaginable, senseless loss.

This is one of their stories:
www.404media.co/austin-gordo...
'Tell Everyone:' A Man Died by Suicide After Talking to ChatGPT. His Former Partner Wants to Warn the World About AI
After allegedly becoming emotionally reliant on ChatGPT, Austin died at 40 years old, leaving behind family and friends who loved him. Megan wants everyone to know what happened.
www.404media.co
September 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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"I’m glad we don’t have to worry about politics. It’s just that I still am deeply concerned about the management of New York City, a place I’ve never visited and have no connection to at all. But a Muslim socialist? No, thank you." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
I’m Your Friend Who Just Doesn’t “Do Politics”
“I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectiona...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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A: Where should we eat?

B: I’m happy to go anywhere!

A: Me too. I don’t care where we go.

B: Same. Any restaurant you have in mind?

A: No, I’ll go to literally any restaurant. Any area more convenient for you?

B: No, every location in existence is convenient for me.
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With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
Our 13th most-read piece of the year. 7/25/23 7/28/24 8/3/25 8/29/26 CALENDAR 2027
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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this is really beautiful
August 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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"We support trans rights but not their right to play sports and we also support the bigots who hate them." THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE POLITICIANS
August 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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August 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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The fact that this man has been annoying the shit out of me for a decade now is too much to handle.
August 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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okay! Kendra asked for some suggestions here, and I'm going to offer something like a Litany of the Saints for all your "dear God, please let It™️ happen soon" prayer intentions

there's no one immediate obvious candidate, but an "Avengers, assemble" approach to these folks might be worth trying:
If I buy a Luigi prayer candle, bless it with holy water, stick a rosary bead at its base and use it to pray to free the US and the world from tyranny... do you think the reaper would get the message?
August 27, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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From Tim Curry's autobiography, Vagabond, wherein he confirmed his 'dalliances' with Miss Piggy www.google.co.uk/books/editio...
August 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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“by a celebrity 💅”

fuck her

god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
How the BBC is reporting Dolly Parton's passing.
August 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
August 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Tim Curry should have been Best Actor for CLUE, I don't care what anybody says. All-time great performance. I'll fight anybody over this. I'll fistfight them. 10/10.
August 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t
By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.
August 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I don’t know who licked your spoon. If this conversation could result in disciplinary action I respectfully request that Jean be present before you start comparing my tongue to the lick marks
August 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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If they need to trick you into using the product by fucking around with a UX and replacing a formerly useful button with an AI button, it's dogshit. If you need to opt out instead of opt in, they're hoping you don't notice you're using it. These are not difficult concepts to wrap your mind around.
August 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Raise hell praise Dale.
‘Widow’s Bay’ Ups Jeff Hiller To Series Regular For Season 2
'Widow's Bay' guest star Jeff Hiller will return for Season 2 as series regular
deadline.com
August 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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The media relentlessly promotes the narrative that progressives are too mean to anti-vaxxers and we must bring them around with compassion.

This isn't true and isn't helping. The more public sympathy you show them, the more empowered they are in their beliefs.
www.statnews.com/2026/08/19/s...
August 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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name something mark zuckerberg has created that wasnt a boon for perverts and creeps, one thing that didnt make perverts and creeps go “oh fuck yes”
NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults.

In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming.

futurism.com/artificial-i...
Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.
futurism.com
August 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The basic reality is starting in 2016 I think a lot of people were put in the impossible position of figuring out how to deal with somebody they loved failing a very simple moral test, and then embracing the results of that failure, failing the test again, sometimes failing it a THIRD time.
August 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM