Dylan🌹🏳️🌈
@replicasex.bsky.social
Friend, the fables delight me.
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“Prove to me that my AI friend doesn’t have human consciousness!”
“Zoe…. Rocco is a ROCK!!!1!”
“Zoe…. Rocco is a ROCK!!!1!”
two sesame street stuffed animals are standing next to each other on the street .
Alt: two sesame street puppets are standing next to each other on the street . Zoe dances while holding her rock Rocco in her hand, while Elmo looks mortally frustrated at the knowledge that Rocco is just a rock.
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
“Prove to me that my AI friend doesn’t have human consciousness!”
“Zoe…. Rocco is a ROCK!!!1!”
“Zoe…. Rocco is a ROCK!!!1!”
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Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
March 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
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For Playboy, I wrote about Clavicular, masculinity, and the digital image www.playboy.com/read/enterta...
Clavicular, the Radical Submissive
In 2026, hypermasculinity has one master: the algorithm. Here, John Paul Brammer examines Clavicular's algorithm worship.
www.playboy.com
February 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
For Playboy, I wrote about Clavicular, masculinity, and the digital image www.playboy.com/read/enterta...
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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"I am just the bellboy"
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social 🛎️
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social 🛎️
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"I am just the bellboy"
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social 🛎️
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social 🛎️
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Canada achieves cultural victory and we get to hear Leonard Nimoy read a selection from their final great work, "Heated Rivalry"
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Canada achieves cultural victory and we get to hear Leonard Nimoy read a selection from their final great work, "Heated Rivalry"
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The back of my head throughout today
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The back of my head throughout today
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gonna tell my kids they were The Other Two
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
gonna tell my kids they were The Other Two
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Heated Rivalry
91. british lads hit each other with a chair
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Heated Rivalry
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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I wrote about the narrative importance of the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry, how this reflects the magic of romance novel storytelling, and how the plot is fuelled by a genuinely bleak view of homophobia in hockey culture.
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
On Heated Rivalry, Sex Scenes Do the Talking
The hockey romance series offers a clear counterargument to complaints about gratuitous sex scenes on screen
www.tvguide.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wrote about the narrative importance of the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry, how this reflects the magic of romance novel storytelling, and how the plot is fuelled by a genuinely bleak view of homophobia in hockey culture.
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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Heated Rivalry is yet another one for streaming's consistent habit of "our super expensive original productions land with a big wet thud while our pickups of supposedly weirdo or niche foreign imports hit like gangbusters."
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Heated Rivalry is yet another one for streaming's consistent habit of "our super expensive original productions land with a big wet thud while our pickups of supposedly weirdo or niche foreign imports hit like gangbusters."
Huh, I wonder if I've ever seen frotting depicted in a show before.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Huh, I wonder if I've ever seen frotting depicted in a show before.
Oh God they are teasing the mpreg girlies.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oh God they are teasing the mpreg girlies.
That's what three sex scenes before the title drop lmao.
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
That's what three sex scenes before the title drop lmao.
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.