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Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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I advocate for withholding your vote from the leading anti-trans Dems, the ones calling us biological males and/or declaring they will be in favor of healthcare restrictions.
So of course Will, who I have never had beef with, compares our anger to a cult and drives extreme harassment my way.
So of course Will, who I have never had beef with, compares our anger to a cult and drives extreme harassment my way.
Nobody would be mad if you’d just said “Don’t take our votes for granted.”
What you actually wrote is that it would be better for Republicans to win than some Democrats. It’s a de facto endorsement of Republicans in those races.
Words have meanings.
What you actually wrote is that it would be better for Republicans to win than some Democrats. It’s a de facto endorsement of Republicans in those races.
Words have meanings.
September 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I advocate for withholding your vote from the leading anti-trans Dems, the ones calling us biological males and/or declaring they will be in favor of healthcare restrictions.
So of course Will, who I have never had beef with, compares our anger to a cult and drives extreme harassment my way.
So of course Will, who I have never had beef with, compares our anger to a cult and drives extreme harassment my way.
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this one is amazing
September 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
this one is amazing
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"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that"
My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
August 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that"
My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
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if youre a democrat folding on hasan piker bull shit, why should i think you are going to push through on the hard stuff? do you have any idea the propaganda campaign you will be facing when you try to investigate trump corruption? the ice killers and rapists? court expansion?
August 27, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if youre a democrat folding on hasan piker bull shit, why should i think you are going to push through on the hard stuff? do you have any idea the propaganda campaign you will be facing when you try to investigate trump corruption? the ice killers and rapists? court expansion?
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Get you a puppet that looks at you the way failed representative Hakeem “The Donor Class Dream” Jeffries looks at genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu! 💜
August 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Get you a puppet that looks at you the way failed representative Hakeem “The Donor Class Dream” Jeffries looks at genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu! 💜
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if you ever feel like you're bad at something just remember that you will never be worse at anything than hakeem jeffries is at his job
“Representative Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat of New York and the minority leader, met privately in recent weeks with Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and top outside adviser, and discussed potential areas of common ground, according to five people with knowledge of the meeting.”
BRUH.
BRUH.
August 23, 2026 at 1:53 PM
if you ever feel like you're bad at something just remember that you will never be worse at anything than hakeem jeffries is at his job
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August 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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@sickoscommittee.org talk about a pausa…
Big 8 Sports Soda (1984-1985): A line of cola from the Sports Soda company in Champaign, Illinois, released to celebrate the upcoming college football season for the Big 8 Conference. Eight collectible cans were released, one for each team in the conference. Check this 🧵!
August 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
@sickoscommittee.org talk about a pausa…
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Capital One has done more to stop Trump than Hakeem Jeffries.
“.. The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to U.S. President Donald Trump's family business.”
@reuters.com #$COF
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
@reuters.com #$COF
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
August 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Capital One has done more to stop Trump than Hakeem Jeffries.
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my good friend Liz the Perpetual Disappointment
I got to know Senator Lindsey Graham traveling with him abroad in Afghanistan and Ukraine. We had just met to renew the fight for our Big Tech bill.
Even though we disagreed on much, he was always willing to negotiate, with humor and wit.
My heart goes out to his loved ones.
Even though we disagreed on much, he was always willing to negotiate, with humor and wit.
My heart goes out to his loved ones.
July 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
my good friend Liz the Perpetual Disappointment
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I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
July 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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British Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Look now at this minuscule Merlin, this prestidigitator of the pitch, marvel at his movements as he trips the light fantastic."
American Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Stay tuned after this, James Corden will be trying kimchi and making a face."
American Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Stay tuned after this, James Corden will be trying kimchi and making a face."
July 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
British Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Look now at this minuscule Merlin, this prestidigitator of the pitch, marvel at his movements as he trips the light fantastic."
American Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Stay tuned after this, James Corden will be trying kimchi and making a face."
American Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Stay tuned after this, James Corden will be trying kimchi and making a face."
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Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt said it's too easy for people to feed their families with SNAP benefits and suggested they should have to go to food banks so they feel embarrassed. The real embarrassment is lack of living wages
stateline.org/2026/07/09/f... h/t @kelciemmorris.bsky.social @stateline.org
stateline.org/2026/07/09/f... h/t @kelciemmorris.bsky.social @stateline.org
July 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt said it's too easy for people to feed their families with SNAP benefits and suggested they should have to go to food banks so they feel embarrassed. The real embarrassment is lack of living wages
stateline.org/2026/07/09/f... h/t @kelciemmorris.bsky.social @stateline.org
stateline.org/2026/07/09/f... h/t @kelciemmorris.bsky.social @stateline.org
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Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
July 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
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Grilled portobello mushrooms are a fantastic meatless burger alternative to toss on your #July4 grill. Make them union mushrooms by looking for Monterey Mushrooms. Thank you "Elia" for this photo. #WeFeedYou
July 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Grilled portobello mushrooms are a fantastic meatless burger alternative to toss on your #July4 grill. Make them union mushrooms by looking for Monterey Mushrooms. Thank you "Elia" for this photo. #WeFeedYou
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Oh these are fun. I’ve got one too:
Your team blew $120 million on someone they insisted would be a star player and after he lost to the other team by double digits, the team made him coach so he can share all his expertise about how to win football games.
Your team blew $120 million on someone they insisted would be a star player and after he lost to the other team by double digits, the team made him coach so he can share all his expertise about how to win football games.
June 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Oh these are fun. I’ve got one too:
Your team blew $120 million on someone they insisted would be a star player and after he lost to the other team by double digits, the team made him coach so he can share all his expertise about how to win football games.
Your team blew $120 million on someone they insisted would be a star player and after he lost to the other team by double digits, the team made him coach so he can share all his expertise about how to win football games.
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another diagram for the ages
June 22, 2026 at 9:10 AM
another diagram for the ages
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Hunter speaks! Dems need to listen. 🙌🔥
June 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hunter speaks! Dems need to listen. 🙌🔥
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I know the ratio on this is already ridiculous but I was still thinking about it when I got up this morning.
We're not your resources. We're not your volunteers. You're the ones constantly asking for OUR money even though most of us have so little.
We'll keep primarying anyone who doesn't get that
We're not your resources. We're not your volunteers. You're the ones constantly asking for OUR money even though most of us have so little.
We'll keep primarying anyone who doesn't get that
I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination.
Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
June 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I know the ratio on this is already ridiculous but I was still thinking about it when I got up this morning.
We're not your resources. We're not your volunteers. You're the ones constantly asking for OUR money even though most of us have so little.
We'll keep primarying anyone who doesn't get that
We're not your resources. We're not your volunteers. You're the ones constantly asking for OUR money even though most of us have so little.
We'll keep primarying anyone who doesn't get that
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Graphic design is my passion.
June 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Graphic design is my passion.
If he had used DraftKings instead of FanDuel this wouldn’t even be an issue.
I mean, they clearly have a *little* tolerance for gambling issues. Maybe a lot. Maybe too much?
June 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If he had used DraftKings instead of FanDuel this wouldn’t even be an issue.