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Ed Sheeran to AIPAC: 🎶I’m in love with your lobby🎶
September 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Ed Sheeran to AIPAC: 🎶I’m in love with your lobby🎶
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He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
September 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
September 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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I wish I could stay longer to keep discussing ways to conceal illegal foreign contributions to my political party, but I'm late to lecturing on ethics at Cambridge University where I am a live-in landlord for multiple students.
September 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I wish I could stay longer to keep discussing ways to conceal illegal foreign contributions to my political party, but I'm late to lecturing on ethics at Cambridge University where I am a live-in landlord for multiple students.
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are you offended, jon
August 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
are you offended, jon
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*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today.
*Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
*Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
July 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today.
*Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
*Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.
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German broadcast. Nailed it
July 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
German broadcast. Nailed it
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ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x
July 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x
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in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
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haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
July 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
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July 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Do you think one of the boys is in the dressing room secretly texting Gareth Southgate being like “new stepdad’s shouting at us”.
July 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Do you think one of the boys is in the dressing room secretly texting Gareth Southgate being like “new stepdad’s shouting at us”.
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Finding out about the death of Humphrey “Sam Smiths” Smith the way he would have wanted, on my phone while saying “fucking hell”
June 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Finding out about the death of Humphrey “Sam Smiths” Smith the way he would have wanted, on my phone while saying “fucking hell”
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Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Morocco beat the Netherlands
Enter night
Take my hand
Morocco beat the Netherlands
June 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Morocco beat the Netherlands
Enter night
Take my hand
Morocco beat the Netherlands
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To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"
June 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"
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Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
June 22, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
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‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’
June 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’
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Any Scotland supporter in NY right now fighting off Knicks fans to get "the big Irn Bru"
June 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Any Scotland supporter in NY right now fighting off Knicks fans to get "the big Irn Bru"