teemcp
@teemcp.bsky.social
Left coast Canadian.
I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
Today I learned that bears float.
September 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Today I learned that bears float.
Honouring Tim Curry by teaching my cats how to do The Time Warp dance.
It's going as well as you think it is.
It's going as well as you think it is.
August 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Honouring Tim Curry by teaching my cats how to do The Time Warp dance.
It's going as well as you think it is.
It's going as well as you think it is.
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I just typed out a comment to a post, re-read it, thought "Oh, right, I'll look like a fucking creep if I post that" and then deleted it, which is a reminder that the reason I came up with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" is because I need the warning as much if not more than other folks
August 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I just typed out a comment to a post, re-read it, thought "Oh, right, I'll look like a fucking creep if I post that" and then deleted it, which is a reminder that the reason I came up with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" is because I need the warning as much if not more than other folks
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Consider how the average person parks.
Now consider that it's information that those people are putting into the internet that are feeding AI algorithms.
Now consider that it's information that those people are putting into the internet that are feeding AI algorithms.
August 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Consider how the average person parks.
Now consider that it's information that those people are putting into the internet that are feeding AI algorithms.
Now consider that it's information that those people are putting into the internet that are feeding AI algorithms.
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FYI -- there's a sale on at Bookshop! You can find all my works there, including some translations. You can even pre-order my forthcoming "Red Dirt Witch" gn adaptation! Buying from Bookshop is a great way to support indie bookstores. bookshop.org/beta-search?...
Bookshop.org US
bookshop.org
June 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
FYI -- there's a sale on at Bookshop! You can find all my works there, including some translations. You can even pre-order my forthcoming "Red Dirt Witch" gn adaptation! Buying from Bookshop is a great way to support indie bookstores. bookshop.org/beta-search?...
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Eisenhower would beat the living shit out of pretty much everyone in the West Wing right now. LBJ would intercept anyone grabbing a chair and finish them off.
Kennedy would cheer them on while also banging their wives and/or husbands.
Nixon and Reagan would be crying about decorum on their podcast
Kennedy would cheer them on while also banging their wives and/or husbands.
Nixon and Reagan would be crying about decorum on their podcast
June 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Eisenhower would beat the living shit out of pretty much everyone in the West Wing right now. LBJ would intercept anyone grabbing a chair and finish them off.
Kennedy would cheer them on while also banging their wives and/or husbands.
Nixon and Reagan would be crying about decorum on their podcast
Kennedy would cheer them on while also banging their wives and/or husbands.
Nixon and Reagan would be crying about decorum on their podcast
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🔥🔥🔥
May 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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This is a great example of both the usual reasons crypto sucks (irrevocable automated instant transfers are bad) and ALSO the reasons AI is fundamentally insecure and you should never ever let it within a hundred yards of anything mission-critical or valuable.
An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.
X user tricks Grok into sending them $200,000 in crypto using morse code - Dexerto
An X user managed to trick AI chatbot Grok into sending around $200,000 worth of crypto after exploiting its link with an automated trading bot.
www.dexerto.com
May 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is a great example of both the usual reasons crypto sucks (irrevocable automated instant transfers are bad) and ALSO the reasons AI is fundamentally insecure and you should never ever let it within a hundred yards of anything mission-critical or valuable.
A pub for readers. Essentially a library with a bar.
And......
No.
Fucking.
TVs.
And......
No.
Fucking.
TVs.
Take a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
April 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A pub for readers. Essentially a library with a bar.
And......
No.
Fucking.
TVs.
And......
No.
Fucking.
TVs.
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this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
April 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
Pizza is just a fancy open-faced grilled cheese sandwich.
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Pizza is just a fancy open-faced grilled cheese sandwich.
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I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
February 28, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
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I've seen & read interviews that mention that over the years he's consistently made exercise and music a big part of his daily routine.
I dare say, he may be on to something with that.
I dare say, he may be on to something with that.
Since there is so much crap going on here is Dick Van Dyke at 100 years of age:
More below.
More below.
February 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I've seen & read interviews that mention that over the years he's consistently made exercise and music a big part of his daily routine.
I dare say, he may be on to something with that.
I dare say, he may be on to something with that.
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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My function as an artist is not to be popular, or even understood, but simply to be enjoyed.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My function as an artist is not to be popular, or even understood, but simply to be enjoyed.
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
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Reposting this…for reasons.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposting this…for reasons.
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