John Lovejoy
@vombatus.bsky.social
I follow people who make me think, make me smile, and amuse my weird sense of humour.
Raging introvert.
He/His.
Raging introvert.
He/His.
Have you even been to Floriade unless you post a pic.
September 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Have you even been to Floriade unless you post a pic.
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Not the thing to see on your app when you are out and about.
A couple of emails were waiting for me when I got home. There is a recall for our Telsa battery. Remotely discharging and isolating the battery seems like a very good idea.
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A couple of emails were waiting for me when I got home. There is a recall for our Telsa battery. Remotely discharging and isolating the battery seems like a very good idea.
1/2
September 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Not the thing to see on your app when you are out and about.
A couple of emails were waiting for me when I got home. There is a recall for our Telsa battery. Remotely discharging and isolating the battery seems like a very good idea.
1/2
A couple of emails were waiting for me when I got home. There is a recall for our Telsa battery. Remotely discharging and isolating the battery seems like a very good idea.
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Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
August 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
I wonder if there is some reason for the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"?
Never mind...
I've found one cause.
Never mind...
I've found one cause.
“So-called "pheromone-maxxing" is a viral TikTok trend primarily associated with teen boys and young men that involves skipping showers and deodorant before a date.
Some proponents go so far as to wear unwashed shirts or drink their own urine in an effort to "sweat out toxins,"
Please kill me
Some proponents go so far as to wear unwashed shirts or drink their own urine in an effort to "sweat out toxins,"
Please kill me
Men are skipping showers before dates for a reason that may surprise women
Pheromone-maxxing is a TikTok trend where men skip showers and deodorant before dates, believing natural body odor boosts attraction. The science is far from conclusive.
www.foxnews.com
August 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I wonder if there is some reason for the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"?
Never mind...
I've found one cause.
Never mind...
I've found one cause.
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Naught but a leap to the left
And then a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And then a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Naught but a leap to the left
And then a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And then a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo! It ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Lat us doon the Tyme Warpe agayne!
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Excel: The cup is January 2nd.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Excel: The cup is January 2nd.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
August 22, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Excel: The cup is January 2nd.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Excel: The cup is January 2nd.
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Many centuries ago, people would boil down cattle hide, pig bones, fish scales and chicken gristle to make a paste that women would smear onto their faces, believing it contained the elixir of eternal youth.
Oh sorry - that’s TODAY! Watch out for the collagen peddlers!
Oh sorry - that’s TODAY! Watch out for the collagen peddlers!
August 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Many centuries ago, people would boil down cattle hide, pig bones, fish scales and chicken gristle to make a paste that women would smear onto their faces, believing it contained the elixir of eternal youth.
Oh sorry - that’s TODAY! Watch out for the collagen peddlers!
Oh sorry - that’s TODAY! Watch out for the collagen peddlers!
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Perv glasses should be illegal except for anyone with a relevant, recorded vision disability, that the glasses might help.
It would be great if #opsm, #specsavers etc refused to have anything to do with pervert glasses.
The world could be a better place.
The world could be a better place.
August 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Perv glasses should be illegal except for anyone with a relevant, recorded vision disability, that the glasses might help.
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Perfect description👇🏼
I'm a polio survivor. NO sadistic sociopathic malignant narcissistic sexual assaulter & accused pedophile or his roadkill eating, toilet cocaine sniffing, prior heroin addict, brain worm damaged jester should ever have control of anyone's health. We should be protected from damaged men like these.
August 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Perfect description👇🏼
As i walked into the chemist, there were 3 teenage boys walking out.
About 10 metres behind them, 8 staff members were following them, while 2 others watched on.
I did not hear any kerfuffle, so I assume it must have been innocent.
About 10 metres behind them, 8 staff members were following them, while 2 others watched on.
I did not hear any kerfuffle, so I assume it must have been innocent.
August 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
As i walked into the chemist, there were 3 teenage boys walking out.
About 10 metres behind them, 8 staff members were following them, while 2 others watched on.
I did not hear any kerfuffle, so I assume it must have been innocent.
About 10 metres behind them, 8 staff members were following them, while 2 others watched on.
I did not hear any kerfuffle, so I assume it must have been innocent.
Seen at the local woolworths.
If i didn't already have 534 wombats, I would get these ones.
If i didn't already have 534 wombats, I would get these ones.
August 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Seen at the local woolworths.
If i didn't already have 534 wombats, I would get these ones.
If i didn't already have 534 wombats, I would get these ones.
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Met this lovely lady at the weekend. She asked me if I had any pets. “Yes. A goldfish.” I replied. “Any hobbies?” She asked. “He likes swimming..”
August 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Met this lovely lady at the weekend. She asked me if I had any pets. “Yes. A goldfish.” I replied. “Any hobbies?” She asked. “He likes swimming..”
All public transport tracking apps need to show how many seats are available.
Bonus points if they can tell you if your favourite seat is free.
😀
Bonus points if they can tell you if your favourite seat is free.
😀
August 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
All public transport tracking apps need to show how many seats are available.
Bonus points if they can tell you if your favourite seat is free.
😀
Bonus points if they can tell you if your favourite seat is free.
😀
I wonder how many school classrooms were just disrupted by the sound of the emergency alert?
Is the ban on phones in schools just an ACT thing, or is it widespread?
Is the ban on phones in schools just an ACT thing, or is it widespread?
July 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wonder how many school classrooms were just disrupted by the sound of the emergency alert?
Is the ban on phones in schools just an ACT thing, or is it widespread?
Is the ban on phones in schools just an ACT thing, or is it widespread?
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Is there ever a good time for your heating to pack it in?
I'm guessing it's not the middle of winter.
I'm guessing it's not the middle of winter.
July 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Is there ever a good time for your heating to pack it in?
I'm guessing it's not the middle of winter.
I'm guessing it's not the middle of winter.
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W onderful
O blong
M arsupial
B urrowing
A dorable
T ubby
#WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #wombats #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombat
O blong
M arsupial
B urrowing
A dorable
T ubby
#WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #wombats #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombat
July 8, 2026 at 7:05 AM
W onderful
O blong
M arsupial
B urrowing
A dorable
T ubby
#WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #wombats #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombat
O blong
M arsupial
B urrowing
A dorable
T ubby
#WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #wombats #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombat
At least 20 ads on Facebook today from different charitable organisations.
I might seem heartless, but I think that charities should spend their money on the things they were set up to do, not on advertising.
I might seem heartless, but I think that charities should spend their money on the things they were set up to do, not on advertising.
July 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
At least 20 ads on Facebook today from different charitable organisations.
I might seem heartless, but I think that charities should spend their money on the things they were set up to do, not on advertising.
I might seem heartless, but I think that charities should spend their money on the things they were set up to do, not on advertising.
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Cannae beat a tasty summer treat in Scotland!
How coo-te are these Highland coo croissants?! c.o. Farine Bakery, Fort William 😋☕️🏴
How coo-te are these Highland coo croissants?! c.o. Farine Bakery, Fort William 😋☕️🏴
July 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Cannae beat a tasty summer treat in Scotland!
How coo-te are these Highland coo croissants?! c.o. Farine Bakery, Fort William 😋☕️🏴
How coo-te are these Highland coo croissants?! c.o. Farine Bakery, Fort William 😋☕️🏴
I would love for Australia to win the Men's football #WorldCup.
However, it would be wonderful for Mexico to win.
Just to see Donald present them with the trophy.
However, it would be wonderful for Mexico to win.
Just to see Donald present them with the trophy.
July 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I would love for Australia to win the Men's football #WorldCup.
However, it would be wonderful for Mexico to win.
Just to see Donald present them with the trophy.
However, it would be wonderful for Mexico to win.
Just to see Donald present them with the trophy.
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I made this in honor of Neil the Seal’s shenanigans, which I just learned about today 😆
July 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I made this in honor of Neil the Seal’s shenanigans, which I just learned about today 😆