Zesti
@zesti.bsky.social
I have happiness management issues.
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Zesti
@zesti.bsky.social
· May 8
I deserve more respect for my detailed email subject lines.
The old Odd Fellows Hall is being renovated. The property owner showed me around and said the building had come with a human skeleton in a casket, part of the initiation ceremony. Odd indeed.
September 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The old Odd Fellows Hall is being renovated. The property owner showed me around and said the building had come with a human skeleton in a casket, part of the initiation ceremony. Odd indeed.
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Your heat dome or mine
September 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Your heat dome or mine
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hiring a linguist to sit in on conversations with my love interest who’s from a different part of N. America
September 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
hiring a linguist to sit in on conversations with my love interest who’s from a different part of N. America
I tickled a baby’s toes, so my day can’t get any better.
September 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I tickled a baby’s toes, so my day can’t get any better.
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Who amongst us hasn’t tried to dial someone’s number from the calculator in their phone?
September 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Who amongst us hasn’t tried to dial someone’s number from the calculator in their phone?
I was eligible to renew my driver’s license online. The new one has my face and weight from 2022. 🤗
September 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I was eligible to renew my driver’s license online. The new one has my face and weight from 2022. 🤗
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According to Denise, gaslighting is actually good for our relationship.
September 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
According to Denise, gaslighting is actually good for our relationship.
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One of the businesses in town is doing a promo. They've hidden small photos of Big Foot around town & if you find one & bring it to them, you get a prize. They have the entire town hunting for Big Foot, & I enjoy that so much.
September 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
One of the businesses in town is doing a promo. They've hidden small photos of Big Foot around town & if you find one & bring it to them, you get a prize. They have the entire town hunting for Big Foot, & I enjoy that so much.
Work in the yard for three hours or spend 15 minutes clearing the dining room table? I'll always choose the yard.
September 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Work in the yard for three hours or spend 15 minutes clearing the dining room table? I'll always choose the yard.
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Sundays are for sighing, warm cinnamon rolls, and planning your next bank heist.
September 13, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Sundays are for sighing, warm cinnamon rolls, and planning your next bank heist.
Noticed I both muted and blocked an account. She must have really pissed me off.
September 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Noticed I both muted and blocked an account. She must have really pissed me off.
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Every Halloween, Temptations puts out some absolutely tasteless and offensive treats. Olive loves them and I love giving them to her.
September 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Every Halloween, Temptations puts out some absolutely tasteless and offensive treats. Olive loves them and I love giving them to her.
Of course I know I’m a know-it-all.
September 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Of course I know I’m a know-it-all.
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Me, on floor with relative's baby
Me: OH! Look! This looks like a star! Is there a hole shaped like a star on here (pointing to container lid)? How can we get the star block into the container?
Baby: *removes lid, puts star in container*
M: *laughs so hard, claps* GREAT job!
B: *squeals, claps*
Me: OH! Look! This looks like a star! Is there a hole shaped like a star on here (pointing to container lid)? How can we get the star block into the container?
Baby: *removes lid, puts star in container*
M: *laughs so hard, claps* GREAT job!
B: *squeals, claps*
September 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Me, on floor with relative's baby
Me: OH! Look! This looks like a star! Is there a hole shaped like a star on here (pointing to container lid)? How can we get the star block into the container?
Baby: *removes lid, puts star in container*
M: *laughs so hard, claps* GREAT job!
B: *squeals, claps*
Me: OH! Look! This looks like a star! Is there a hole shaped like a star on here (pointing to container lid)? How can we get the star block into the container?
Baby: *removes lid, puts star in container*
M: *laughs so hard, claps* GREAT job!
B: *squeals, claps*
I was walking downtown when I saw one of my friends with a sign for a 5K run. “Are you in the race?” she asked. “If so, you’re in the lead.”
September 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I was walking downtown when I saw one of my friends with a sign for a 5K run. “Are you in the race?” she asked. “If so, you’re in the lead.”
Walked into the kitchen one second before the oven timer buzzed. My inner clock is ticking!
September 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Walked into the kitchen one second before the oven timer buzzed. My inner clock is ticking!
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I dislike frozen dinners that require me to tear & fold & make sure this side is here or there & build a sacrificial platform to appease an ancient sun god or whatever to heat my food.
September 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I dislike frozen dinners that require me to tear & fold & make sure this side is here or there & build a sacrificial platform to appease an ancient sun god or whatever to heat my food.
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At the end of the day, I find myself asking one question: Why am I limiting myself to one question? I could have several things on my mind.
September 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
At the end of the day, I find myself asking one question: Why am I limiting myself to one question? I could have several things on my mind.
I’ll be attending a tax seminar today. Send reinforcements.
September 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I’ll be attending a tax seminar today. Send reinforcements.
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What the world needs now is love, sweet love and a giant factory reset.
September 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
What the world needs now is love, sweet love and a giant factory reset.
I marched in my city’s parade for the Prime Beef Festival today. Yes, that’s a real thing. The theme was “Red, White & Beef.” Also a real thing.
September 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I marched in my city’s parade for the Prime Beef Festival today. Yes, that’s a real thing. The theme was “Red, White & Beef.” Also a real thing.
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My best friend has been getting totally into genealogy and DNA and family history lately. She texted me yesterday to say her DNA results came back 95 percent indoor cat and 5 percent carny.
September 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
My best friend has been getting totally into genealogy and DNA and family history lately. She texted me yesterday to say her DNA results came back 95 percent indoor cat and 5 percent carny.
I save sentimental items, but I think it’s time to part with this certificate I received in college, with my name misspelled.
September 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I save sentimental items, but I think it’s time to part with this certificate I received in college, with my name misspelled.
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I need some answers that a Reddit thread from four years ago may not have right now
September 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I need some answers that a Reddit thread from four years ago may not have right now