Zoltán I. Lehóczky
@zlehoczky.bsky.social
Technology, software development, open-source (http://github.com/Piedone). @lombiq.bsky.social
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My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.
June 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.
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June 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Part of me hopes that someone who spent years pushing to end Russian sanctuary as a necessary component of Ukrainian defense and getting steamrolled by the escalation managers just spends all day texting photos and videos of Ukrainian deep strikes to Jake Sullivan
June 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Part of me hopes that someone who spent years pushing to end Russian sanctuary as a necessary component of Ukrainian defense and getting steamrolled by the escalation managers just spends all day texting photos and videos of Ukrainian deep strikes to Jake Sullivan
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Today, the European Union took a major step forward.
All member states agreed to open the first accession negotiations cluster with Ukraine and Moldova.
At the first intergovernmental conference on Monday, we will open the cluster on fundamentals; the backbone of the accession process.
All member states agreed to open the first accession negotiations cluster with Ukraine and Moldova.
At the first intergovernmental conference on Monday, we will open the cluster on fundamentals; the backbone of the accession process.
June 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Today, the European Union took a major step forward.
All member states agreed to open the first accession negotiations cluster with Ukraine and Moldova.
At the first intergovernmental conference on Monday, we will open the cluster on fundamentals; the backbone of the accession process.
All member states agreed to open the first accession negotiations cluster with Ukraine and Moldova.
At the first intergovernmental conference on Monday, we will open the cluster on fundamentals; the backbone of the accession process.
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.
March 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time.
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Excellent nominative determinism, BBC News website.
April 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Excellent nominative determinism, BBC News website.
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IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN I'M SORRY THAT MY BEHAVIOR CAUSED YOU DISTRESS, I WILL REFLECT ON THE IMPACT MY ACTIONS HAVE ON OTHERS AND TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
June 16, 2023 at 5:10 PM
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN I'M SORRY THAT MY BEHAVIOR CAUSED YOU DISTRESS, I WILL REFLECT ON THE IMPACT MY ACTIONS HAVE ON OTHERS AND TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
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This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.
![Troutman @robotrowboat
Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being
Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?
Boss: Huh?
Me: Is it standing near me?
Boss: Who?
Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being
6:33 PM 06 Jan 18](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/bafkreibg5lluv34fvynddjm35iot4gqjhcbofekfisviiqw532qpm4eu6q)
April 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.
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fascinated to learn that in 1978 Nikon ran an ad campaign broadly on the theme ‘we’re the official camera of the hot couple who want to fuck you’
March 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
fascinated to learn that in 1978 Nikon ran an ad campaign broadly on the theme ‘we’re the official camera of the hot couple who want to fuck you’
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How about they meet in Kupyansk? Then we can get settled who controls the city.
Once again, how can anyone in the West or the media take these negotiations seriously? Russia remains uninterested in peace.
united24media.com/latest-news/...
united24media.com/latest-news/...
Kremlin Demands Zelenskyy-Putin Talks Only in Moscow, Rejects Alternative Peace Talk Venues
Russia is only considering Moscow for potential negotiations with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, according to spokesperson Dmitry Peskov.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
How about they meet in Kupyansk? Then we can get settled who controls the city.
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Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
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i know a lot of the javascript community thinks that people who complain about frontend complexity are just being cynical but it turns out that caking on layer upon layer of abstractions can have real-world consequences
Researchers have found two new vulnerabilities in React Server Components while attempting to exploit the patches last week.
These are new issues, separate from the critical CVE last week. The patch for React2Shell remains effective for the Remote Code Execution exploit.
These are new issues, separate from the critical CVE last week. The patch for React2Shell remains effective for the Remote Code Execution exploit.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i know a lot of the javascript community thinks that people who complain about frontend complexity are just being cynical but it turns out that caking on layer upon layer of abstractions can have real-world consequences
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I don't celebrate the holidays by spending money. I celebrate the holidays by spending time. Community over consumerism.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I don't celebrate the holidays by spending money. I celebrate the holidays by spending time. Community over consumerism.
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In Odesa, a man's watch broke. He sees a store with the clock sign, walks in, says my watch is broken.
The store owner: but we don't repair watches.
Man: what do you do?
Store owner: circumcision
Man: but why is there a clock sign?
Store owner: what would you like me to hang up there instead?
The store owner: but we don't repair watches.
Man: what do you do?
Store owner: circumcision
Man: but why is there a clock sign?
Store owner: what would you like me to hang up there instead?
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In Odesa, a man's watch broke. He sees a store with the clock sign, walks in, says my watch is broken.
The store owner: but we don't repair watches.
Man: what do you do?
Store owner: circumcision
Man: but why is there a clock sign?
Store owner: what would you like me to hang up there instead?
The store owner: but we don't repair watches.
Man: what do you do?
Store owner: circumcision
Man: but why is there a clock sign?
Store owner: what would you like me to hang up there instead?
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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There is a reason every "secret iOS setting" lifehacking article inevitably points to the Accessibility section of system preferences, folks.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There is a reason every "secret iOS setting" lifehacking article inevitably points to the Accessibility section of system preferences, folks.
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Registration for the Orchard Harvest 2025 conference is open. It will be held in Prague, on Nov. 11 & 12, 2025. Find more about tickets, speaker opportunities, and programs at hubs.ly/Q03M1z2G0
#OrchardHarvest2025
#OrchardHarvest2025
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Registration for the Orchard Harvest 2025 conference is open. It will be held in Prague, on Nov. 11 & 12, 2025. Find more about tickets, speaker opportunities, and programs at hubs.ly/Q03M1z2G0
#OrchardHarvest2025
#OrchardHarvest2025
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