this is the America we should aspire to be
Oh yeah I saw a kei truck with a spoiler yesterday and I knew yall were into that sort of thing.
November 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
this is the America we should aspire to be
Those words have always been more aspirational than not, but goddamn, let us aspire.
November 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Those words have always been more aspirational than not, but goddamn, let us aspire.
the level of relaxed i aspire to but can never achieve tbh
November 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
the level of relaxed i aspire to but can never achieve tbh
The MVA could only aspire to NYSDOT
November 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The MVA could only aspire to NYSDOT
I aspire to be important enough to be honeypotted by a Chinese spy
November 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I aspire to be important enough to be honeypotted by a Chinese spy
Let us aspire!
November 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Let us aspire!
November 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
i aspire to one day own a pizza
November 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i aspire to one day own a pizza
This is what I aspire to
(but with an eeny clit and a thick diaper)
(but with an eeny clit and a thick diaper)
November 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is what I aspire to
(but with an eeny clit and a thick diaper)
(but with an eeny clit and a thick diaper)
I aspire to be a journalist like him.
November 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I aspire to be a journalist like him.
if you’re a straight dude in tech, you should aspire to work somewhere interesting enough that you have to take the mandatory “do not fall for the chinese honeytrap” training
There is a CSIS officer whose main job is do security briefings for staffers + bureaucrats doing China trips, and the briefing for straight men is basically him yelling "u r uggos" at the room for half an hour.
November 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
if you’re a straight dude in tech, you should aspire to work somewhere interesting enough that you have to take the mandatory “do not fall for the chinese honeytrap” training
Note: we MUST aspire to include Stephen Miller here.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
November 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Note: we MUST aspire to include Stephen Miller here.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
Yes this is related to why I think we can plausibly aspire to just kill the entire party
November 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Yes this is related to why I think we can plausibly aspire to just kill the entire party
I too aspire for a simple affair, not a risk to national security
November 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I too aspire for a simple affair, not a risk to national security
This is what I aspire to be.
November 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
This is what I aspire to be.
I aspire to be as cool as republicans think I am
November 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I aspire to be as cool as republicans think I am
He should aspire to be pathetic.
November 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
He should aspire to be pathetic.
Something we should all aspire to, truly!
November 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Something we should all aspire to, truly!
I too aspire to be better at recognizing when I am being tested
November 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I too aspire to be better at recognizing when I am being tested
i aspire to be like this
November 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i aspire to be like this
November 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i aspire to have her levels of misandry
November 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
i aspire to have her levels of misandry
inspirational as always lena, i aspire to this energy
November 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
inspirational as always lena, i aspire to this energy
 we should all aspire to be thus 🙏🏼
"HEALTHY AND ANGRY"
whomst among us
whomst among us
November 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
 we should all aspire to be thus 🙏🏼