The level of petty I aspire to be 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The level of petty I aspire to be 🤣
May 26, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Some day, I aspire to do ANYTHING as well as Prince played that MF guitar.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Some day, I aspire to do ANYTHING as well as Prince played that MF guitar.
'I aspire machine' vs real machine
May 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
'I aspire machine' vs real machine
We should all aspire to this level of chill.
~~Trouble.
~~Trouble.
November 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
We should all aspire to this level of chill.
~~Trouble.
~~Trouble.
I aspire to make all the worst people mad every day
June 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I aspire to make all the worst people mad every day
"I aspire to be like him" -- Alex Pretti's family sat down with ABC News and it's heartbreaking
August 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"I aspire to be like him" -- Alex Pretti's family sat down with ABC News and it's heartbreaking
the kinda delulu i aspire to 🥰
June 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the kinda delulu i aspire to 🥰
We should all aspire to be this testy in our old age.😂
September 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
We should all aspire to be this testy in our old age.😂
Still what I aspire to be someday…
March 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Still what I aspire to be someday…
This capybara spa is the level of weekend chill we all aspire to.
May 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This capybara spa is the level of weekend chill we all aspire to.
We should *all* aspire to be the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer.
June 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
We should *all* aspire to be the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer.
@crimew.gay I aspire to be more like you
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@crimew.gay I aspire to be more like you
this is what i aspire to
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
this is what i aspire to
The guts to write a piece titled „The Epstein files - count me out“ when you’re in the Epstein files: here’s something to aspire to.
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The guts to write a piece titled „The Epstein files - count me out“ when you’re in the Epstein files: here’s something to aspire to.
This is the level to which we all aspire – peak #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
My 10 year old nephew has kindly vacated his room, so tonight I am sharing with 500 empty Prime bottles. And a hamster. #duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This is the level to which we all aspire – peak #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
I aspire to be the Gore Vidal *and* Bill Buckley of a Corgi-themed website
January 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I aspire to be the Gore Vidal *and* Bill Buckley of a Corgi-themed website
People who aspire to be academics: I wish to live a life of the mind
Actual academics:
Actual academics:
I have a weird question for the #bird people on here. Do you think someone could tell that a book was pooped on specifically by a sparrowhawk (or perhaps hawks generally) just from the feces? I'm looking at a 16th c. case where witnesses claim books were pooped on specifically by sparrowhawks!
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
People who aspire to be academics: I wish to live a life of the mind
Actual academics:
Actual academics:
I still remember this and I aspire to have such a heavy cum load again
@naivegoblin.bsky.social told me I should buy some albolene… we got to see how that ended last night
September 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I still remember this and I aspire to have such a heavy cum load again
i can only aspire to make a post this bad
August 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
i can only aspire to make a post this bad
The kinda daddy I aspire to be
May 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The kinda daddy I aspire to be
Kind of aspire to this level of self-awareness
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Kind of aspire to this level of self-awareness
I aspire to being this high someday
Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after not having a clue what he voted for or where he is.
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I aspire to being this high someday
At this point we can only aspire to idiocracy.
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
At this point we can only aspire to idiocracy.
jane goodall releasing a video of her listing the people she dislikes and ending with a vague message of hope is so iconic. truly someone i aspire to model myself after
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
jane goodall releasing a video of her listing the people she dislikes and ending with a vague message of hope is so iconic. truly someone i aspire to model myself after