Metaphor alert!
The SS United States — a huge ocean liner that once ferried celebrities — is slated to be sunk to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico next week, to become the world’s largest artificial reef.
SS United States will be sunk, becoming the world’s largest artificial reef
The storied ocean liner that set speed records and carried celebrities is set to take on its new role next week off Florida’s Gulf coast.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Metaphor alert!
cool ass job alert
This is neat. Nintendo of America is hiring a librarian to catalog their vast trove of development documents. This person will also be conducting interviews with important Nintendo employees to make sure their experience is preserved for future devs.
careers.nintendo.com/jobs/4458631...
careers.nintendo.com/jobs/4458631...
CONTRACT - Digital Archivist, Historical Systems - Nintendo Careers Site
Learn about CONTRACT - Digital Archivist, Historical Systems and apply for this open position.
careers.nintendo.com
November 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
cool ass job alert
fantastic essay alert
Towards the Afropastoral: What NOPE Says About the Black Western
Towards the Afropastoral: What Nope Says About the Black Western
Jordan Peele's 'Nope' refashions the Western as a genre that tells a story of American erasure by its survivors.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
November 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
fantastic essay alert
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
keep in mind they had to double Kongs height for GvK to even give the illusion of a possible fight
November 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
FRAUD ALERT
Spoiler alert: he won’t.
Trump on 60 Minutes: “I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.”
November 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Spoiler alert: he won’t.
November 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
new gym changing room alert 🚨
November 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
new gym changing room alert 🚨
November 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Otters stick together
November 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Otters stick together
Lunchtime cat alert #sophiefromromania
November 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Lunchtime cat alert #sophiefromromania
An air raid alert is spreading across several Russian regions right now, including a missile threat.
November 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
An air raid alert is spreading across several Russian regions right now, including a missile threat.
FIVE ALARM METAPHOR ALERT!!!
Bald eagle mistaken for trashbag on the road to recovery
Bald eagle mistaken for trashbag on the road to recovery
Birds with lead poisoning are often hit by cars.
www.popsci.com
November 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
FIVE ALARM METAPHOR ALERT!!!
🚨 OH MY GOD SAFETY ALERT 🚨
November 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
🚨 OH MY GOD SAFETY ALERT 🚨
Friends, I safely got home
Air raid alert is still ongoing
Air raid alert is still ongoing
November 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Friends, I safely got home
Air raid alert is still ongoing
Air raid alert is still ongoing
"You have a Google alert for the word 'movie'?"
November 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"You have a Google alert for the word 'movie'?"
Alert alert this is not a drill. Me and @harperyin.bsky.social only have 2 nights together before I am gone for a month!
November 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Alert alert this is not a drill. Me and @harperyin.bsky.social only have 2 nights together before I am gone for a month!
November 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Look at phone, damn no alert.
Look at phone, damn no alert.
November 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Look at phone, damn no alert.
Look at phone, damn no alert.
ALERT: Federal judge Ana Reyes appoints former DC federal prosecutor Jessie Liu to investigate whether Trump Admin officials lied to the court about the overhaul of East Potomac Park golf course in DC
November 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
ALERT: Federal judge Ana Reyes appoints former DC federal prosecutor Jessie Liu to investigate whether Trump Admin officials lied to the court about the overhaul of East Potomac Park golf course in DC
spoiler alert: ralsei will do it again
[ daily art streak: 608 || #deltarune ]
[ daily art streak: 608 || #deltarune ]
November 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
spoiler alert: ralsei will do it again
[ daily art streak: 608 || #deltarune ]
[ daily art streak: 608 || #deltarune ]