FALSE ALARM HE'S BLASTING ROPE TO ANALYTICS
September 21, 2026 at 6:56 AM
FALSE ALARM HE'S BLASTING ROPE TO ANALYTICS
Call them want they really are: HACKERS
This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit!
They are boy hackers! Plain and simple
This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids
This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit!
They are boy hackers! Plain and simple
This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids
February 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Call them want they really are: HACKERS
This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit!
They are boy hackers! Plain and simple
This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids
This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit!
They are boy hackers! Plain and simple
This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids
analytics!
March 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
analytics!
The Seahawks gave up fewer points in 17/21 games last season #analytics
August 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The Seahawks gave up fewer points in 17/21 games last season #analytics
Data Analytics caught a stray 🤪
lol Data Analytics?!
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Data Analytics caught a stray 🤪
We 💙 links!
Starting this week, we've made it even easier for newsrooms and more to track how much traffic Bluesky is sending to their sites.
For those setting up analytics, Bluesky's referrer is go.bsky.app.
Starting this week, we've made it even easier for newsrooms and more to track how much traffic Bluesky is sending to their sites.
For those setting up analytics, Bluesky's referrer is go.bsky.app.
March 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We 💙 links!
Starting this week, we've made it even easier for newsrooms and more to track how much traffic Bluesky is sending to their sites.
For those setting up analytics, Bluesky's referrer is go.bsky.app.
Starting this week, we've made it even easier for newsrooms and more to track how much traffic Bluesky is sending to their sites.
For those setting up analytics, Bluesky's referrer is go.bsky.app.
checking analytics and Bluesky now sends us more than three times as much traffic as Vichy Twitter
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
checking analytics and Bluesky now sends us more than three times as much traffic as Vichy Twitter
Trump TV analytics.
So far TrumpTV
7844 people watching.
This is the speech he gave on 7/3/26 in front of Mt. Rushmore.
Who needs the press corps when you can get fewer than 8000 people to watch a stream of an old speech.
7844 people watching.
This is the speech he gave on 7/3/26 in front of Mt. Rushmore.
Who needs the press corps when you can get fewer than 8000 people to watch a stream of an old speech.
September 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Trump TV analytics.
ANALYTICS WINS AGAIN
May 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
ANALYTICS WINS AGAIN
Despite what the crew told you this isn't even analytics!
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Despite what the crew told you this isn't even analytics!
A federal judge has held Mike Lindell and My Pillow in contempt of court for refusing to turn over analytics data for his website in lawsuit brought by Smartmatic.
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storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A federal judge has held Mike Lindell and My Pillow in contempt of court for refusing to turn over analytics data for his website in lawsuit brought by Smartmatic.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
here's my analytics take on the USMNT tonight
July 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
here's my analytics take on the USMNT tonight
that's just how analytics works, love
i love olivia reingold so much. she's a top contender for dumbest "journalist" in the entirety of human history
June 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
that's just how analytics works, love
Made one for soccer analytics dorks go.bsky.app/Hu8kEtH
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Made one for soccer analytics dorks go.bsky.app/Hu8kEtH
we've got a new analytics platform, yesterday Bluesky sent ~6x the traffic that Vichy Twitter did
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
we've got a new analytics platform, yesterday Bluesky sent ~6x the traffic that Vichy Twitter did
BREAKING: The MeidasTouch Network has officially been named the #1 publisher in the country and The MeidasTouch Podcast the #1 podcast overall according to new industry data released by Podscribe, the leading independent audio and video analytics firm.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
BREAKING: The MeidasTouch Network has officially been named the #1 publisher in the country and The MeidasTouch Podcast the #1 podcast overall according to new industry data released by Podscribe, the leading independent audio and video analytics firm.
the important analytics
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
the important analytics
Because modern web analytics is basically surveillance.
April 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Because modern web analytics is basically surveillance.
They are now 0-1 when Donald Trump is in the building in the NBA Finals.
June 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
Any decision that the announcers don't understand becomes "analytics" even if it has nothing whatsoever to do with analytics.
Despite what the crew told you this isn't even analytics!
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Any decision that the announcers don't understand becomes "analytics" even if it has nothing whatsoever to do with analytics.
this is analytics
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
this is analytics