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The Discworld board games are available on Gamefound or the Modiphius webstores.

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October 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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‼️Prepare for Reading Week at the Unseen Library in Readers Digested, or do your very best to Kill* Sam Vimes! The Discworld board games are now live on Gamefound.

*You'll fail, but fail in style!

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#Discworld #Boardgame #AnkhMorpork
October 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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🍞 More loaves than you can shake a baguette at!

The Discworld Starter Set contains everything you need to play straight out of the box. Dive into a world of mild peril, preorder now.

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September 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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3 More Fun/Fact things about the Discworld: Readers Digested Board Game!

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#Discworld #BoardGames #AnkhMorpork #TabletopGames
September 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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3 Fun/Fact things about the Discworld: Readers Digested Board Game!

Discworld: Readers Digested is available to pre-order now: buff.ly/fWfsdp1

#Discworld #BoardGames #AnkhMorpork #TabletopGames
August 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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📚👮 Who would you rather face: the books of the Unseen University Library or the curmudgeonly Sir Vimes himself?

Two new board games. One heck of a time. Preorder now!

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August 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
tml.mementomori.social.ap.brid.gy
I might have left my mark. #netthier #ankhmorpork
August 18, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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🐢 Discworld board games inna bun(dance)! Play beleaguered Assistant Librarians in the chaotic Readers Digested, or take up cloak and dagger as one of the doomed apprentice assassins sent to Kill Sam Vimes! Preorders open this Thursday!

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August 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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🐢 Two big announcements inbound from the 'Disc!

Tales of all shapes and sizes are being spoken across Ankh-Morpork, something new and exciting is stirring. Sign up for news to find out more!

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August 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Why Discworld Is Located On The Back Of A Giant Turtle #FridayFeeling
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#GIS #spatial #mapping #geography #cartography #TerryPratchett #DiscWorld #turtle #elephants #fantasy #readingforpleasure #anotherworld #disc #rim #hublands #GreatATuin #ankhmorpork #rincewind #theluggage
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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My local network is named AnkhMorpork. Just added a new computer called PseudopolisYard, in addition to the existing UnseenUniversity, and, of course, LAPTOP-YFCSGD9.

#discworld #computernames
March 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Ticket link 🔗: www.ticketsource.co.uk/midlandplayers

#amdram #ankhmorpork #discworld #pratchett #sheffieldtheatre #sheffield #terrypratchett #vimes
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I adore the #Terry #Pratchett #Discworld books.
so i had to create some characters. the first was
#Cohen the #Barbarian"
Enjoy!
#Terrypratchettdiscworld #bookworm #fanart #aiart #terrypratchett #aiartcommunity #digitalart
#ankhmorpork #fantasy #lovefromlondon
#fantasy #fictional
January 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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How do you confirm it’s a genuine delivery straight from Ankh-Morpork?

Look for the stamps and seals on a parcel and a receipt from the Thieves Guild.

#AnkhMorpork #TerryPratchett #books #parcels #marketing
February 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
silvermoonbeam.bsky.social
Background - the indomitable San Vimes, Commander of the City Watch of AnkhMorpork, after rescuing a race of sapient creatures who were being murdered and forced into labor. Together with his wife, who introduced leaders of nations to the incredible music written and played by one helped change laws
January 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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#EvolutionMitHumor
#BizarreMeisterwerke
#NaturStaunen
#BiologischeSuperkräfte
#AußenseiterDerNatur
#Bombardierkäfer #Alchemie #AnkhMorpork #SirTerryPratchett #Discworld #NaturWunder #BioChemie #BombardierBeetle
#NaturWunder
#Science
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April 29, 2026 at 10:10 AM
kaffeekleckz.bsky.social
#disctober2024 #kleinekunstklasse

Ich nehme Vorschläge entgegen, für Motive zu #AnkhMorpork.
October 31, 2024 at 8:09 AM
soapachu.bsky.social
Always hope for there to be a troll outside, acting as bouncer. #ankhmorpork
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 AM
siredwinbaer.bsky.social
Eben. Außerdem gibts ja noch die Gildenräte im Rattenraum.
Lieblingssatz(paraphrasiert): Vetinari hat nichts dagegen wenn jemand am Boot AnkhMorpork schaukelt. Das hält alle wach.Aber er hackt jedem die Finger ab der der versucht ein Loch reinzubohren.
October 9, 2023 at 10:52 AM
dazza1639.bsky.social
“Raising Steam” is my favourite #MoistVonLipwig #Discworld books. But when it comes to #AnkhMorpork books it has to be the #CityWatch and #SamVimes. Some of the interactions with #Vetinari would see anyone else thrown in the scorpion pit
January 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
dazza1639.bsky.social
Step into #Discworld with my fan-fiction novel, "Changing Progress"! 🏙️ Chaos brews in Ankh-Morpork as Vimes faces conspiracies, a mysterious airship, and the clash of magic vs. tech.

📖 Read the sample in the images—feedback welcome! Does it feel like Discworld?

#SirTerryPratchett #AnkhMorpork
Concerned citizens look on as Chaos unfolds in Ankh-Morpork Sample Text Part 1 of 3 The sun rose over Ankh-Morpork in a manner that could only be described as contractual. Its rays filtered through the thick haze of smoke, steam, and ambition that blanketed the city, illuminating a panorama of organized chaos. The city was awake, alive, and already arguing with itself. On Scoone Avenue, the residence of His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, the day began with the quiet rustle of conspiratorial activity. Willikins, the butler with a past as violent as it was efficient, moved through the Vimes household with the grace of someone who could disarm an assassin while dusting the mantelpiece. Today, however, his mission was of a more delicate nature. On the tray he carried were three items: a cup of strong tea (no sugar, no milk, because the Commander believed tea should taste like it had just escaped a tar pit), a plate of sliced fruit (the enemy of breakfast in Vimes’ opinion), and an item that could only be described as contraband: a bacon sandwich. It was hidden under a carefully folded copy of the Ankh-Morpork Times, a tactic that Willikins had honed to an art form over the years. Willikins entered the dining room with the stealth of a shadow and placed the tray in front of the Duke, who sat at the head of the table. His expression was one of stoic resignation as he stared down the bowl of porridge in front of him, its lumpy surface quivering slightly, as though even it knew it didn’t belong there. “Your tea, sir,” Willikins said, his voice as smooth as oiled silk. Vimes nodded distractedly, his gaze shifting from the porridge to the paper. He unfolded the Times with the air of a man performing an innocent morning ritual, but beneath its pages lay the real treasure: thick slices of crispy bacon nestled between lettuce and a dollop of tomato relish. A simple sandwich. A small act of rebellion. And it smelled like heaven. Sample Text Part 2 of 3 “Now, Willikins,” came Lady Sybil’s voice from the far end of the table, where she sat butter-ing a slice of whole-grain toast with the precision of a surgeon, “Do keep an eye on Sam’s diet. You know how he gets after a heavy breakfast—and we’d rather avoid him having an-other ‘incident,’ wouldn’t we?” She smiled warmly at Vimes but with that glint in her eye that suggested she’d find out one way or another. Willikins adjusted his cuffs with the dignity of a man falsely accused. “Perish the thought, m’lady. As always, sir, discretion is paramount. After all, no one expects the butler... except perhaps Lady Sybil.” Sybil nodded, satisfied, and turned her attention to Young Sam, who was enthusiastically explaining the digestive habits of earthworms. “Worms eat dirt, and then they poo better dirt. Well, technically, it’s humus, but it’s better for growing turnips. Did you know turnips like slightly acidic soil, Dad?” Young Sam de-clared, holding up an open book titled A Beginner’s Guide to Worm Husbandry. “Without worms, there’d be no turnips, and without turnips—” “—the world would end, civilizations would collapse, and stew would just be hot water,” Vimes finished, taking a cautious bite of the sandwich hidden behind the newspaper. It was glorious. The bacon was smoky, the lettuce crisp, and the relish just tangy enough to cut through the guilt of knowing Sybil would disapprove. “Isn’t he clever, Sam?” Sybil beamed at their son. “He’s been reading Young Farmer Month-ly. Very educational.” “Very,” Vimes muttered around a mouthful of bacon. Sample Text Part 3 of 3 Lady Sybil’s campaign to improve her husband’s health had been an ongoing operation since shortly after their marriage, conducted with the strategic brilliance of a general plan-ning a long and grueling siege. It had begun with cigars, which had been replaced with pep-permint sticks—a poor substitute, in Vimes’ opinion, though he could still sometimes im-agine the faint, smoky aroma if he sniffed hard enough. Then there was the whiskey, now rationed to “special occasions,” which seemed to be defined as “not today.” And breakfast, once a glorious smorgasbord of bacon, fried eggs, sausages, and other heart-clogging de-lights, was now... porridge. Vimes glanced at the sideboard, where his cigar case rested next to a bowl of peppermint sticks. He hadn’t touched the cigars in months, though not for lack of wanting. Every time he so much as looked at the damn thing, he could hear Sybil’s voice in his head. Not the an-gry voice, mind you—that, he could argue with. This was her calm, reasonable voice. The one that said, “I’m only saying this because I care, Sam.” That voice made him feel like a criminal confessing to the Watch. Still, he allowed himself to imagine it: sitting in his office, feet up on the desk, the satisfying snip of the cigar cutter, the faint scratch of a match being struck, the first draw of smoky bliss... “Sam, are you listening?” Sybil’s voice snapped him back to the present. “Of course, dear,” he said quickly, folding the newspaper shut as Willikins quietly slipped out of the room, his mission accomplished. Young Sam was now describing the reproductive habits of worms with the enthusiasm only a five-year-old could muster. “They’re, like, nature’s little recyclers. They eat the bad dirt and make it good dirt, and then we get turnips! I love turnips! Except in stew.” “Indeed,” Vimes replied, valiantly trying to look interested. He caught Sybil’s approving smile from across the table, the kind of smile that made him feel like he w…
January 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
dazza1639.bsky.social
It looks like #LeonrdOfQuirm is being inventive again. Watch out #AnkhMorpork below. Lets see what the #Discworld favourite correspondent #WilliamDeWorde has to say
Ankh-Morpork Times front page, "Going Aloft—Without Falling Down!" By William de Worde Ankh-Morpork has always been a city that looks upwards—or at least it tries, before tripping over something inconveniently placed at ground level. But yesterday, for the first time, it had a reason to truly gape at the skies, as a marvel of technological and magical engineering—currently referred to by its creator as the Going-Aloft-Without-Falling-Down Machine—graced the heavens above Sator Square. The machine, which some citizens have already taken to calling simply "The Airship" (on the sensible grounds that it is airborne and a ship), is the brainchild of the famously brilliant and blissfully oblivious Leonard of Qurim, a man whose inventions are renowned for their groundbreaking ingenuity and equally groundbreaking capacity to explode without prior warning. The Airship is a marvel to behold, a great oblong vessel suspended by what Leonard has termed "liftitude bags," which allow the entire contraption to hover above the city in a manner both baffling and vaguely threatening. It is propelled by whirring propellers that appear to be powered by both unseen mechanical forces and the sheer disbelief of those watching below. Crowds gathered in their thousands to witness this historic event, despite the assurances of many bystanders that "it’s bound to come down eventually, and you’ll wish you weren’t standing there when it does." Indeed, the city was abuzz with speculation, ranging from “How does it stay up?” to “Why does it stay up?” and, of course, the perennial Ankh-Morpork question: “What’s in it for me?” This correspondent can report that the Airship ascended into the skies without falling down (a critical feature), remaining aloft long enough to silence most sceptics and prompt a brisk trade in Airship-themed pies from enterprising vendors on the ground. The City Watch stood by to ensure order, though Commander Vimes was reportedly heard muttering something about "bloody flyi… Ankh-Morpork Times Article text, "Going Aloft—Without Falling Down!" By William de Worde Ankh-Morpork has always been a city that looks upwards—or at least it tries, before tripping over something inconveniently placed at ground level. But yesterday, for the first time, it had a reason to truly gape at the skies, as a marvel of technological and magical engineering—currently referred to by its creator as the Going-Aloft-Without-Falling-Down Machine—graced the heavens above Sator Square. The machine, which some citizens have already taken to calling simply "The Airship" (on the sensible grounds that it is airborne and a ship), is the brainchild of the famously brilliant and blissfully oblivious Leonard of Qurim, a man whose inventions are renowned for their groundbreaking ingenuity and equally groundbreaking capacity to explode without prior warning. The Airship is a marvel to behold, a great oblong vessel suspended by what Leonard has termed "liftitude bags," which allow the entire contraption to hover above the city in a manner both baffling and vaguely threatening. It is propelled by whirring propellers that appear to be powered by both unseen mechanical forces and the sheer disbelief of those watching below. Crowds gathered in their thousands to witness this historic event, despite the assurances of many bystanders that "it’s bound to come down eventually, and you’ll wish you weren’t standing there when it does." Indeed, the city was abuzz with speculation, ranging from “How does it stay up?” to “Why does it stay up?” and, of course, the perennial Ankh-Morpork question: “What’s in it for me?” This correspondent can report that the Airship ascended into the skies without falling down (a critical feature), remaining aloft long enough to silence most sceptics and prompt a brisk trade in Airship-themed pies from enterprising vendors on the ground. The City Watch stood by to ensure order, though Commander Vimes was reportedly heard muttering something about "bloody fl…
December 14, 2024 at 12:36 PM
thenewdomshow.bsky.social
OH MY GOD HOW COOL IS THIS?

#ankhmorpork

IYKYK
January 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
lurkyolurkerton.bsky.social
My first thought was of Terry Pratchett. Anyone else?

GNU Terry Pratchett.

#discworld #gnu #gnuterrypratchett #ankhmorpork

(giant turtle and elephants just out of view)
mnotme.bsky.social Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · Apr 3
Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.
April 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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DiscWorld 50%
AnkhMorpork 70% (Cumulative)
CMOT Products 25%
ASSASSINS Guild Services 200% (Applied Posthumously)
April 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM