#Asshole-No-2
This year, there is no new installment.

THEY RAN OUT OF PRONOUNS.

I feel like we can fix this.

Time for Y’all to Come Home for Christmas?

Time for That Asshole to Come Home for Christmas?

(2/2)
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
And no, there are no “filters” on mine. I just 1/2 as much as an asshole as Thomas.
April 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just want to point out that the asshole and his minions have normalized:

1) taking bribes and gifts from foreign countries
2) pump and dump stock and crypto schemes and massive insider trading
3) killing fishermen in international waters with no proof or basis to do so
4) threatening to annex
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
1) There was no cease fire
2) The Epstein files will not be released
3) The “Warrior Dividend” is just the asshole putting his name on Congressional appropriations
4) The tariffs are taxes on us, paid by us
5) Venezuela is not sending fentanyl to our shores, and its oilfield were never ours
December 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
No problem with number 1.

I’d *prefer* 2.

I’m not religious, so I’m indifferent on 4.

He may have me on 3, because it could mean living next to a bigoted asshole like Dale Partidge.
April 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Cold Blooded (part 2)

Alastor decides to be an asshole, and no one is surprised. (Fun fact, I'm a biologist irl and I will continue to use this comic to impose more animal facts upon you all)

#HazbinHotel #RadioApple #ColdBlooded
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
1.) support your local game store

2.) if an old game is no longer affordable because some asshole marked it up %10000 you can just download it for free
December 30, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Every conservative commentator publishes a story 2-3 times a year that goes “I was an asshole to random people for no and now they don’t like me. The left has gone too far.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fuuuuck! Look at BOTH our booties bounce while I put load no.2 up his asshole this time!! 🤩

📸: @CalgaryBoy84 on Twitter/X
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 AM
1) shocked, shocked to see that matt stoller is a vicious misogynist

2) it is no surprise that a guy who thinks we should organize the economy around the petit bourgeoisie is a bone deep reactionary

3) he is mostly already sidelined by people who matter because he is a gaping asshole
April 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
No way the asshole Reviewer #2 went along with the other 26.
“peer reviewed doctors”
August 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
That's like 8 cubic feet of topsoil is what it is. 48sq ft at a 2" depth. That ain't even a load worth mentioning, let alone putting on social media. The fuck kinda all hat no cattle asshole brags about this shit.
April 7, 2024 at 4:21 AM
/2 Afterwards I felt like an asshole. She was no doubt upset about her problems, and I COULD have invested maybe a half-hour listening very diplomatically to a cold-call and letting her down gracefully, but honestly, I don’t always have the spoons for that, and probably shouldn’t answer the phone.
August 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just looked at source [2] and yeah, it's just some asshole getting lost in their imagination, no anthropologists were consulted 🤦🏽
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
We all watched a video of ICE standing over a guy prostrate on the ground with a camera in his hand & shoot him 10 times in the back.

Then we watched team asshole: 1) blatantly LIE about what happened; 2) try to claim he had no 2d Am rights, 3) and claim he had no 1st Am rights.

UNACCEPTABLE!
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Two possibilities….

1. There is no god.

2. God is an asshole.
July 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
1.) I agree this is not the right thing for a Democratic Senate candidate in a purple state to be talking about.

2.) On substance he's 100% right. And look: Vance accused Haitians who came here legally and got jobs of being pet eaters. No sympathy for that asshole.
July 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
No. Fucking. Way.

Bethany Mandel is running for BOE in District 4 BUT she tweeted out to vote for her in District 2 (now deleted).

LMAO. This asshole didn't even know what district she was in.
May 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
step 1: don’t be an asshole over a tv show
step 2: there is no step two you’re done just don’t be a fucking asshole to people over a show!!!!!! disagree idc stop being dicks!!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE
May 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Husband: bu's being a little asshole
Me: yeah but he'll take a nap soon
Husband: no he won't you just fed him he just took a nap.
Bu *2 min later:
February 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
1. Katherine has been an asshole, mostly to Ashley, from jump.
2. That doesn’t mean she deserved Rylie, no one does #BB27
August 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've watched a few interviews with Elon Musks parents Maye and Errol Musk.

These are 2 very fucked up vindictive individuals. It's no wonder Elon turned out to be such an asshole.
March 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What sort of nihilist are you?
February 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Two quick notes:

1. Saying something rude to someone here then complaining they're "punching down" if they respond even civilly is no way to go through life;

2. If you see someone here say something to me you consider rude, please remember I never want you to be an asshole to others on my account.
September 1, 2023 at 10:25 PM