#AstroPhysics
Are instrumentalists the goalies of astrophysics.
November 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
November 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Lumina, a huge computer model laden with complex astrophysics, is giving scientists a breathtaking (and record-breaking!) virtual view of the young universe emerging from the cosmic “dark ages.”

sciam.com/article/reco...
Scientists have created the biggest and best cosmic simulation yet
Lumina, a huge computer model laden with complex astrophysics, is giving scientists a breathtaking virtual view of the young universe
sciam.com
November 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I’m not actually a professor of astrophysics. I’m a professor of paperwork. 🫠
November 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It’s not even real astrophysics or astronomy it’s just fucking being obsessed with rich assholes who have rockets 
November 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
November 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
we already have a space agency run by phds in astrophysics.
We call it NASA
November 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Astronomers saw something strange in a distant star system—or, rather, what’s strange is what they didn’t see. Solving the mystery could reveal new astrophysics

sciam.com/article/newf...
Newfound invisible object in space could be a rare supermassive neutron star
Astronomers saw something strange in a distant star system—or, rather, what’s strange is what they didn’t see. Solving the mystery could reveal new astrophysics
sciam.com
November 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
wake up babe new CJS appropriations bill dropped 👀
November 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Astrophysics lesson
November 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I used to live next door to an astrophysics PhD student who told me that calories are determined by blasting apart food and measuring the resulting heat. "That's not really how the body works so you can ignore it," she said haha
November 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Record-breaking simulation sheds light on cosmic ‘dark ages’ www.scientificamerican.com/article/reco...
Scientists have created the biggest and best cosmic simulation yet
Lumina, a huge computer model laden with complex astrophysics, is giving scientists a breathtaking virtual view of the young universe
www.scientificamerican.com
November 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
This is like listening to David Allen Coe explain astrophysics.
November 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
🔵 The #ICCUB just celebrated its 20th anniversary! Two days of world-class science — from quantum physics to astrophysics — capped by a keynote from Nobel Laureate Adam Riess on the discovery of dark energy

Thank you all!

🔗 bit.ly/4iOH9Xz

#Astrophysics #Cosmology #ParticlePhysics @ub.edu
November 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I've made a github repo where I'm going to dump stuff I find

github.com/aobertas/ast...
November 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Waiting for Brian Cox in 3Arena, Dublin. Binoculars would have been useful 😅 #astrophysics #cosmology #emergence
November 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
oc lore so dire and complex im reading up on astrophysics. 🚶
November 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
No way. You got a doctorate in astrophysics? 😂
November 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
We should absolutely fund SapceX. We should remove it from the hands of a trillionaire nazi and make it a fed funded space agency run by phds in astrophysics. We need to fincially ruin nazis.
November 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
ESA/Hubble (@esa.int) images (Jan 13, 2020)

Multiple images of a distant quasar, distorted by gravitational lensing from a foreground galaxy, reveal insights into the universe's expansion.

esahubble.org/images/opo2004a/
November 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
calling someone top of their class in astrophysics a "sweetie" and doting on them and pressing my lips to their face mwah no need for silly old nerd stuff anymore cutie
November 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
ESA/Webb (@esa.int) images (Jun 5, 2023)

The GOODS-S field reveals over 45,000 galaxies, including those from when the Universe was less than 600 million years old, captured by #JWST and #NIRCam.

esawebb.org/images/JADES3/
November 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sometime between 2007 and 2015 this star disappeared. #astrophysics #gravity #blackhole
Sometimes a star vanishes without a trace.

According to theory, it can happen when a massive, aging star abruptly collapses into a black hole. Now it seems we're finding those stellar black holes. We can't see their light--but we can "see" their gravity. 🔭🧪

www.caltech.edu/about/news/a...
November 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Do we live in a simulation? I sincerely doubt it, but *we* can simulate the universe pretty well, and it's telling us how things got hot and charged up 13 billion years ago. Read stuff I wrote:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/reco...

🧪 🔭
Scientists have created the biggest and best cosmic simulation yet
Lumina, a huge computer model laden with complex astrophysics, is giving scientists a breathtaking virtual view of the young universe
www.scientificamerican.com
November 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM