I would rent a backhoe....
July 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I would rent a backhoe....
always "where's your license to operate that backhoe" never "how was your thanksgiving"
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
always "where's your license to operate that backhoe" never "how was your thanksgiving"
I just can’t imagine being the guy running the backhoe.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just can’t imagine being the guy running the backhoe.
The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe
September 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe
i kinda love it whenever there's a "backhoe attack" on infrastructure, along with every "ah, a backhoe, the natural predator of fiber links" joke
September 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i kinda love it whenever there's a "backhoe attack" on infrastructure, along with every "ah, a backhoe, the natural predator of fiber links" joke
Send a backhoe
He was a very nice and helpful man who understood that not every situation requires a backhoe.
That said, we're no closer to finding the source of the leak, everything's fucked, send help.
That said, we're no closer to finding the source of the leak, everything's fucked, send help.
Omg y'all @sarahday.org has left a message for the original owner of the house, who built it, at his concrete company, in the hopes that it will get her out of renting me a backhoe???
August 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Send a backhoe
omg!
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
omg!
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
A backhoe can also be used for front stuff
June 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A backhoe can also be used for front stuff
IT WAS DONE BY A BACKHOE
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
IT WAS DONE BY A BACKHOE
Talmbout some
“What caused this”
Ma’am this was a backhoe
“What caused this”
Ma’am this was a backhoe
July 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Talmbout some
“What caused this”
Ma’am this was a backhoe
“What caused this”
Ma’am this was a backhoe
They’re keeping a backhoe on standby behind the first tee at Bedminster.
Jesus Christ, Trump looks like Bill Clinton if he had been stranded in the desert for a week.
August 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
They’re keeping a backhoe on standby behind the first tee at Bedminster.
It's the season for the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe to migrate to its winter quarters, so everyone, please be prepared for disruptions!!
Air to Ground Message:
DISPGND CNTL SAYS A CONSTRUCTION CREW WITH AN AUGER ACCIDENTALLY CUT A BUNDLE OF ABOUT 400 ATC CABLES...OOPS.
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #a73d46088f6
F: #f65c3225273
DISPGND CNTL SAYS A CONSTRUCTION CREW WITH AN AUGER ACCIDENTALLY CUT A BUNDLE OF ABOUT 400 ATC CABLES...OOPS.
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #a73d46088f6
F: #f65c3225273
September 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It's the season for the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe to migrate to its winter quarters, so everyone, please be prepared for disruptions!!
"girlhood is a spectrum from therian puppygirl to john deere backhoe"
"wait, Is hrt just 'right to repair?'"
"wait, Is hrt just 'right to repair?'"
July 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"girlhood is a spectrum from therian puppygirl to john deere backhoe"
"wait, Is hrt just 'right to repair?'"
"wait, Is hrt just 'right to repair?'"
fiber-seeking backhoe strikes again
Air to Ground Message:
DISPGND CNTL SAYS A CONSTRUCTION CREW WITH AN AUGER ACCIDENTALLY CUT A BUNDLE OF ABOUT 400 ATC CABLES...OOPS.
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #a73d46088f6
F: #f65c3225273
DISPGND CNTL SAYS A CONSTRUCTION CREW WITH AN AUGER ACCIDENTALLY CUT A BUNDLE OF ABOUT 400 ATC CABLES...OOPS.
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #a73d46088f6
F: #f65c3225273
September 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
fiber-seeking backhoe strikes again
Are you a backhoe? Because I’d love to see you handle my load.
May 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Are you a backhoe? Because I’d love to see you handle my load.
That man cheated on a certified backhoe operator.
This not at all bizarre or strange… that man know exactly who caused this
July 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That man cheated on a certified backhoe operator.
This guy went out and rented a backhoe.
August 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This guy went out and rented a backhoe.
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
(DRAMATIC ZOOM ON A TURKEY OPERATING A BACKHOE NEAR BLUESKY HQ)
Servers may have eaten too much turkey and passed out
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
November 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
(DRAMATIC ZOOM ON A TURKEY OPERATING A BACKHOE NEAR BLUESKY HQ)
backhoe vs garden trowel
July 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
backhoe vs garden trowel
Trump Refuses to Halt Demolition After Backhoe Runs Over JD Vance
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump Refuses to Halt Demolition After Backhoe Runs Over JD Vance
Fact check: true
September 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fact check: true
Like which company rented out the giant backhoe? Who are the subs?
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Like which company rented out the giant backhoe? Who are the subs?