#Ballast
Signing 500 books!
If I Don’t Return at Ballast Books.
April 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Royal ballast
February 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Cartober 19/31

When the driver is the ballast...
October 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Sunday morning, signing 500 more books for the Ballast Books orders!
March 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It’s official. The book is out for pre-order, and here’s a description of what’s in it!

www.ballastbooks.com/ballast-book...
If I Don't Return (1st Edition Signed Copies) by Mark Hertling | Ballast Books
www.ballastbooks.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dems imagine that trans rights, immigrant rights, are ballast—weight they can shed to gain altitude.

Human rights, community care, ardent attention to the dignity of all people—it’s not ballast. It’s the air in the balloon.
March 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ohne Herzblut ist es nur Ballast.
December 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
personal sketch pool toy benji.
Normal you shouldn’t swim after eating but you need the ballast to not get blown away.
March 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Get The Ballast Right.

#Burlington #Trains #Photography
July 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My favourite ludicrous defence spending story was when the MoD decided to save money by deleting the 27mm cannon from the Typhoon and replacing it with ballast, until it turned out several years down the line that the ballast was going to cost more than the gun. So they bought the gun *as ballast*
June 16, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Ballast abgeworfen. Zeit für frischen Wind.
August 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Final Fantasy has been on brain. So i updated and cleaned up Ballast a bit! One unit of a Carbuncle
March 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The “official” announcement will come tomorrow, but many people have been asking how to pre-order a signed copy of my book. Try this web page.

www.ballastbooks.com/ballast-book...
If I Don't Return (1st Edition Signed Copies) by Mark Hertling | Ballast Books
www.ballastbooks.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
how do you get the job as the crushed rock ballast around the train tracks?
March 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
The full diaper provides ballast.
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Putin's elite, the "X-Men" group (i.e., men aged 50 and older), are training to fight for the liberation of Russia from unnecessary ballast.
December 14, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Bon Bon said something about ballast, didn't she?
August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ballast abwerfen.
Damit man nicht untergeht.
September 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
the best magic card names are like "ballast, entropy spinner" and "the anomaly device" but also like "glorp" who is a slug that eats cities
July 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the truth MBAs won’t tell you is that while a unionized workforce can increase base labor costs they also decrease turnover, lower legal expenses, and provide both marketing and political ballast
March 16, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Ballast
November 27, 2023 at 6:54 PM
lasst euch nicht stören, ich lade hier nur kurz meinen ballast ab
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Maybe the porn bots are just ballast
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Seconded, and especially for the precision of the Confederacy of Dunces reference. This could be an Armageddon that only an Ignatius Reilly -- albeit with considerably less humanity as ballast -- could foist upon us.
I feel as if making Stephen Miller the National Security Advisor could result in us all dying in a really innovative and non-cliched way. Like not a Tom Clancy disaster but like some kind of John Kennedy Toole way where our demise is the manifestation of incel inadequacy
September 23, 2026 at 4:35 PM
[La fin de Ballast]

Le 4 novembre 2014 était publié, en ligne, notre premier article. Ce 4 novembre 2025, après la parution cet été de notre douzième et dernier numéro papier, nous clôturons la revue Ballast.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM