look, all i ask is that the rest of you fuckers keep up your end of the bargain here
I think one interesting second order effect of this result will be to concentrate politically conservative retirees in Florida as opposed to SC, NC, TX, AZ, or NV
November 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
look, all i ask is that the rest of you fuckers keep up your end of the bargain here
BARGAIN CHARITY SHOP HAUL
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
BARGAIN CHARITY SHOP HAUL
maga meltdown in NJ but tbf it's quite a bargain
November 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
maga meltdown in NJ but tbf it's quite a bargain
most internal wars -- and frankly wars period -- tend to end with some kind of unpleasant bargain
November 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
most internal wars -- and frankly wars period -- tend to end with some kind of unpleasant bargain
Today is the first day of bargaining, and The Onion Union is ready. 100% of our members stand in solidarity with our bargaining committee and call on management to bargain in good faith and settle a fair contract.
November 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Today is the first day of bargaining, and The Onion Union is ready. 100% of our members stand in solidarity with our bargaining committee and call on management to bargain in good faith and settle a fair contract.
Today's biggest purchase. A bargain at just £40. Kinetic C-2A Greyhound.
November 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Today's biggest purchase. A bargain at just £40. Kinetic C-2A Greyhound.
I was thinking something similar but had phrased it in my mind using the phrases 'Grand Bargain' and 'Iran's Final Execution'
I unironically believe that one of the most realistic, pragmatic steps we could take to achieve lasting peace with Iran would be to deliver Hegseth to Tehran trussed up like a Christmas turkey. not a guarantee of course but a show of good faith and common decency
November 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was thinking something similar but had phrased it in my mind using the phrases 'Grand Bargain' and 'Iran's Final Execution'
How cute is that. Little 🏳️🌈 Tardis on Bargain Hunt. 😍
Spotted on Bargain Hunt Doctor Who special, a @jamiebgall.co.uk tardis pin?
November 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
How cute is that. Little 🏳️🌈 Tardis on Bargain Hunt. 😍
“We will either work with you on genuine reform or destroy you with your own tools” is a fair bargain.
November 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“We will either work with you on genuine reform or destroy you with your own tools” is a fair bargain.
Bargain from church fair acquired.
November 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Bargain from church fair acquired.
Brand new: £220.
eBay: £30.
Bargain!
eBay: £30.
Bargain!
November 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Brand new: £220.
eBay: £30.
Bargain!
eBay: £30.
Bargain!
A clip from my independent animated film ANATOMY (1963), a slight homage to Poltergeist, with a faustian bargain twist...
November 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
A clip from my independent animated film ANATOMY (1963), a slight homage to Poltergeist, with a faustian bargain twist...
The fact that he Ed Ballsed himself into the bargain is fantastic
November 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The fact that he Ed Ballsed himself into the bargain is fantastic
(the user didn't wipe any of their files so we also got some free games out of the bargain)
November 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
(the user didn't wipe any of their files so we also got some free games out of the bargain)
I feel WAY more certain this Democrat-controlled Congress will be far more eager to hunt and destroy MAGA criminals for sport than Biden admin-era Democrats were, but the lingering doubt and the memories of the past are there. And it's our job to demand they keep up their end of the bargain.
November 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I feel WAY more certain this Democrat-controlled Congress will be far more eager to hunt and destroy MAGA criminals for sport than Biden admin-era Democrats were, but the lingering doubt and the memories of the past are there. And it's our job to demand they keep up their end of the bargain.
Time to get a bargain
November 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Time to get a bargain
The grand bargain was always to look after the economic interests of white middle class suburbanites and in exchange get the opportunity to stack the courts and the legislature with social conservatives.
That grand bargain has been destroyed, not by the Democrats but by the GOP itself.
That grand bargain has been destroyed, not by the Democrats but by the GOP itself.
November 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The grand bargain was always to look after the economic interests of white middle class suburbanites and in exchange get the opportunity to stack the courts and the legislature with social conservatives.
That grand bargain has been destroyed, not by the Democrats but by the GOP itself.
That grand bargain has been destroyed, not by the Democrats but by the GOP itself.
Yep, George was no bargain. Of course, neither was Clapton.
November 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Yep, George was no bargain. Of course, neither was Clapton.
November 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This shall be the beginning of the end for the Trumpian bargain vis-à-vis Mephistopheles.
November 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This shall be the beginning of the end for the Trumpian bargain vis-à-vis Mephistopheles.
Also some promising early returns for Vermont's Prop 3, which would enshrine the right to organizing a union and collectively bargain in the state's constitution
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Also some promising early returns for Vermont's Prop 3, which would enshrine the right to organizing a union and collectively bargain in the state's constitution
Huge celebration in Tacoma, where an initiative to make the city’s tenant protections the strongest in Washington has a massive 59% lead.
The measure will create new fines for landlords who break the law — and require landlords to bargain with tenant unions.
“We have a powerful mandate”
The measure will create new fines for landlords who break the law — and require landlords to bargain with tenant unions.
“We have a powerful mandate”
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Huge celebration in Tacoma, where an initiative to make the city’s tenant protections the strongest in Washington has a massive 59% lead.
The measure will create new fines for landlords who break the law — and require landlords to bargain with tenant unions.
“We have a powerful mandate”
The measure will create new fines for landlords who break the law — and require landlords to bargain with tenant unions.
“We have a powerful mandate”
It's on paper, so it doesn't really matter, but to pay half a billion to lose $80 billion seems like a bad bargain.
November 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
It's on paper, so it doesn't really matter, but to pay half a billion to lose $80 billion seems like a bad bargain.