will no one rid us of this meddlesome brogrammer
"We see a future where intelligence is a utility like electricity or water and people buy it from us on a meter and use it for whatever they want to use it for. The demand that we see for that..." - Sam Altman
These bros are not okay.
These bros are not okay.
March 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
will no one rid us of this meddlesome brogrammer
even the least chud brogrammer is still a brogrammer at the end of the day
April 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
even the least chud brogrammer is still a brogrammer at the end of the day
Neologisms have to pass a very high bar with me. I have just encountered 'brogrammer' for a certain subspecies of IT professional. I'll allow it.
June 26, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Neologisms have to pass a very high bar with me. I have just encountered 'brogrammer' for a certain subspecies of IT professional. I'll allow it.
Brogrammer bay.
What should we call this Nofo neighborhood, thank you for your attention to this matter!
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Brogrammer bay.
This is nothing but another scam to try to spin some VC money out of lazy brogrammer shit, because they’re not fuckin’ smart enough to do real, useful development and someone raised them to think breaking everyone else was a route to profit.
February 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
This is nothing but another scam to try to spin some VC money out of lazy brogrammer shit, because they’re not fuckin’ smart enough to do real, useful development and someone raised them to think breaking everyone else was a route to profit.
adding "brogrammer" to my vocabulary
all the brogrammers sucking directly from the tailpipe of LLM garbage are going to become stupider than we can possibly imagine. these people are going to make habitual joe rogan listeners look erudite
it takes a very unique kind of person to believe that the concept of books can be replaced with machine-generated powerpoints
October 24, 2023 at 8:08 PM
adding "brogrammer" to my vocabulary
Like a brogrammer pulling wool the very first time.
As Saka often does when describing his bizarre proposals, he called this a "highly technical amendment," a term that has a meaning that is not that.
September 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Like a brogrammer pulling wool the very first time.
Kill the brogrammer inside of your head and nurture the bimbo who just wants to giggle and be cute
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Kill the brogrammer inside of your head and nurture the bimbo who just wants to giggle and be cute
OMG. Your joyful energy is infectious. The anti-brogrammer. It makes me so happy
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
OMG. Your joyful energy is infectious. The anti-brogrammer. It makes me so happy
📯Exciting day at Bugle Towers. Yes we have towers, and they are the biggest towers. People look at our towers and they say 'jeez, what amazing towers', they really do.
📯A new Bugle is out now. It's a Brogrammer special!
📯Our new show Realms Unknown is also in your podfeed AND on YouTube! 🪐🧙
📯A new Bugle is out now. It's a Brogrammer special!
📯Our new show Realms Unknown is also in your podfeed AND on YouTube! 🪐🧙
January 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
📯Exciting day at Bugle Towers. Yes we have towers, and they are the biggest towers. People look at our towers and they say 'jeez, what amazing towers', they really do.
📯A new Bugle is out now. It's a Brogrammer special!
📯Our new show Realms Unknown is also in your podfeed AND on YouTube! 🪐🧙
📯A new Bugle is out now. It's a Brogrammer special!
📯Our new show Realms Unknown is also in your podfeed AND on YouTube! 🪐🧙
Let's be honest. I would win Hottest Brogrammer. Take no prisoners
January 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Let's be honest. I would win Hottest Brogrammer. Take no prisoners
I cant believe the U.S's Reichstag Fire ended up being because some nazi brogrammer incel technocrat's poolboy named "big ballz"getting Rick-Rolled in a parking lot for being a cruel inhumane louse
wait, i can believe it, we live in a parody of reality set by lowest-bidder oligarch Wish capitalists
wait, i can believe it, we live in a parody of reality set by lowest-bidder oligarch Wish capitalists
Do you smell that?
That burning smell?
It’s Trump’s Reichstag fire.
That burning smell?
It’s Trump’s Reichstag fire.
August 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I cant believe the U.S's Reichstag Fire ended up being because some nazi brogrammer incel technocrat's poolboy named "big ballz"getting Rick-Rolled in a parking lot for being a cruel inhumane louse
wait, i can believe it, we live in a parody of reality set by lowest-bidder oligarch Wish capitalists
wait, i can believe it, we live in a parody of reality set by lowest-bidder oligarch Wish capitalists
To the extent I've found the writing about programming to be criminally atrocious and developer documentation maliciously negligent in its gaping holes (if not near-total absence), one wonders if our brogrammer overlords have decided that writing is simply for lesser beings
August 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM
To the extent I've found the writing about programming to be criminally atrocious and developer documentation maliciously negligent in its gaping holes (if not near-total absence), one wonders if our brogrammer overlords have decided that writing is simply for lesser beings
if you had told me in 1998 that fuckin WiReD Magazine, house organ of the libertarian technocracy, the corporatized Mondo 2000 for the new brogrammer aristocracy, was going to be the last bastion of investigative journalism alongside a fashion magazine for teen girls, idk what I would have said
July 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if you had told me in 1998 that fuckin WiReD Magazine, house organ of the libertarian technocracy, the corporatized Mondo 2000 for the new brogrammer aristocracy, was going to be the last bastion of investigative journalism alongside a fashion magazine for teen girls, idk what I would have said
The brogrammer founder echo chamber, wherein they reinforce their own cognitive biases, and pat each other on the back reassuring each other of their own genius, is the exact sort of fuckery that yields this lame “Disrupter” “move fast, break things” philosophy that hurts real people.
September 21, 2023 at 12:22 AM
The brogrammer founder echo chamber, wherein they reinforce their own cognitive biases, and pat each other on the back reassuring each other of their own genius, is the exact sort of fuckery that yields this lame “Disrupter” “move fast, break things” philosophy that hurts real people.
Brogrammer Garry Tan has been boasting about "writing" tens of thousands of lines of code each day as the paragon of productivity. Last week, @bcantrill.bsky.social and I were joined by @gregore.in to take a closer look at what Tan was generating. Is this really the right way to build system?
Oxide and Friends 4/20/2026 -- Are LLMs Insufficiently Lazy
YouTube video by Oxide Computer Company
youtu.be
May 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Brogrammer Garry Tan has been boasting about "writing" tens of thousands of lines of code each day as the paragon of productivity. Last week, @bcantrill.bsky.social and I were joined by @gregore.in to take a closer look at what Tan was generating. Is this really the right way to build system?
I saw this moment in internet history coming when I heard the term “brogrammer” for the first time.
December 20, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I saw this moment in internet history coming when I heard the term “brogrammer” for the first time.
i am so tired of idiot brogrammer accounts who suddenly found arxiv and post about every little paper as if its THE THING that's gonna break the current paradigm of <ai, computing, whatever gets them the most looks on linkedin>.
June 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i am so tired of idiot brogrammer accounts who suddenly found arxiv and post about every little paper as if its THE THING that's gonna break the current paradigm of <ai, computing, whatever gets them the most looks on linkedin>.
the rise of the "Brogrammer" and the protein-shake-swilling optimizers pushed internet dev more and more into the hetero world of finance and aerospace. all the nerdy queer furries got sidelined (or advanced into corner offices with safe but irrelevant positions) to be replaced by bros who lift
January 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the rise of the "Brogrammer" and the protein-shake-swilling optimizers pushed internet dev more and more into the hetero world of finance and aerospace. all the nerdy queer furries got sidelined (or advanced into corner offices with safe but irrelevant positions) to be replaced by bros who lift
Sex worker is no more clunky than "tech worker" instead of nerd or tech bro or techie or brogrammer.
maybe I’m just a simple folk who sucks dicks for a living and not a big time politico insider but i’m not sure this is it folks
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sex worker is no more clunky than "tech worker" instead of nerd or tech bro or techie or brogrammer.
Long before “tech bros” entered the mainstream vernacular, “brogrammer” was an epithet for the quick buck types infiltrating nerd spaces
Ultimately money started mattering too much. Or, possibly, once it was clear you could get rich in tech, a different type of people were attracted to it than before.
Has this been your experience? And if so, where do you think that culture is still thriving? Or at least has a chance to?
Has this been your experience? And if so, where do you think that culture is still thriving? Or at least has a chance to?
July 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Long before “tech bros” entered the mainstream vernacular, “brogrammer” was an epithet for the quick buck types infiltrating nerd spaces
Software defect are not permissible on city streets. THAT is a failure by design. techbro brogrammer "fail fast" "MVP" bullshit has no place in the public sphere.
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Software defect are not permissible on city streets. THAT is a failure by design. techbro brogrammer "fail fast" "MVP" bullshit has no place in the public sphere.
Now it's more like random yelling—reminding me of the brogrammer/woo girl days.
There are people down the street cheering from time to time, and I have no idea what that's about.
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Now it's more like random yelling—reminding me of the brogrammer/woo girl days.