#COVID-positive
COVID isn't over, folks
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Damn it
October 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Is this because I tweeted about how COVID deaths are down
June 6, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The positive tests from DNC attendees are rolling in.

The "surprise" guest was COVID.
August 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
i take back everything bad i've ever said about lesbians in western massachusetts
October 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
How are you today, Mike?
Me: Faintly positive!
June 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
President Biden has tested positive for COVID
July 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
“Homosexuality is a disease.”

Me:
June 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just a reminder that Covid is real
SNL 50th anniversary cast members test positive for Covid after outbreak on set
‘The SNL 50th Covid curse is real,’ said Steve Martin
www.independent.co.uk
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Welp
July 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Seeing positive covid tests allllll over my social media.

Mask up folks
September 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Australian Winter Olympics team staff test positive for COVID-19 ahead of 2026 Milan-Cortina Games.

Two staff members with Australia’s Winter Olympic team tested positive for COVID-19 in late January. Both were symptomatic, are not competing, and measures are in place to contain any further spread.
Aussie Olympic preparations continue after COVID-19 positive tests
Australia's Winter Olympics preparations will continue with minimal fuss in northern Italy despite two members of staff testing positive for COVID-19.
www.abc.net.au
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well, here we go again.
December 17, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Helping Mark Carney win is the first positive thing Donald has done since he tested for COVID.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Why are you still masking?" Up to 75% of people are willing to hide that they are positive with COVID & I don't want COVID. I hope that helps.
January 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
It never went away. Be careful out there.
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
my kid tested positive for covid, in case you're wondering if covid is over. that's a no. 🥹
June 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Long time listener, first time caller
June 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I see the positive Covid tests from SDCC have started rolling in
July 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Well, crap.
October 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
is this good
July 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM
My aunt has COVID. Tested positive yesterday. 10 of the 19 choir members she sings with have tested positive so far. Merry Christmas.
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Is this kind of like if you don’t test for Covid?

No positive Covid tests, no Covid.

No town halls, no disapproving constituents?
February 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Covid test came back positive
May 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
besides the covid has the white house ever issued any health news about trump that was not just a glowing positive report
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM