#Carbrain
That’s pretty unhinged. #CarBrain
May 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
You, a carbrain: I’m on a highway to hell

Me, an urbanist who values sustainable transportation: I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
June 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM
#CarBrain is real.
June 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Unfucking fassbar.
Carbrain my ass.
pardon my french.
June 26, 2026 at 12:10 PM
carbrain society
September 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
carbrain is a disease
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Carbrain
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Five-alarm carbrain
Breaking News: Voters on San Francisco’s west side ousted a politician who helped close a beloved coastal highway and turn it into a park.
San Francisco Politician Recalled Over the Great Highway’s Closure
Supervisor Joel Engardio was ousted by voters who were angry that he helped turn a thoroughfare into a park.
nyti.ms
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BECAUSE I DO NOT OWN A CAR AND I HAVE A JOB TO GET TO

This is what we mean by carbrain
Most are wondering why you are out trying to ride your bike after an ice storm! Cars kill, and we are nervous enough without dodging bicycles.
March 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I don't care if you ride a conventional (acoustic) bike every day and don't own a car: classifying eBikes as being in the same category as private automobiles is carbrain. Demanding eBikes be licensed is carbrain.

Cut the crap.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I love that the NY Post account is now labeled as "Carbrain."
April 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
median leftist with carbrain:
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes crossing guards
June 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Thank you Judy, it is rare to see carbrain distilled so perfectly

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/n...
August 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have a theory…#CarBrain
The biggest Canadian song of the moment being “Yukon” and the fact that it is referring to the vehicle, not the territory, means something, I just don’t know what
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Le Hournal en mode #carbrain ce matin. Comme d'hab.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Burning tobacco on school campus is not socially acceptable but burning fossil fuel is. #Motonormativity #CarBrain #WindshieldBias
January 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
irreversible carbrain
June 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"If it doesn't have cars, it's not a street." Thank you, carbrain troll, for your deep insight and expansive grasp of human history.
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It encourages motonormativity (carbrain).
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
the "oops I almost killed you" wave

#CarBrain #ShitDrivers #ChapelHillNC
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Carbrain Totem, Cumbernauld. Pic: Dave Lowe.
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Carbrain makes people do insane things
March 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Pedestrian: You have to stop for me

Driver: Shut the fuck up you entitled bitch!

(Carbrain and misogyny make a great pairing)
July 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Car companies and their advertisers WANT car buyers to see themselves as privileged, entitled, anti-social and obnoxious.

It’s a specific branding goal.

They should be held accountable.

#CarBrain
From the new WIRED magazine:
August 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
July 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM