(using chapstick that expired 4 years ago) why are my lips so dry i need to use more chapstick
March 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
(using chapstick that expired 4 years ago) why are my lips so dry i need to use more chapstick
This guy has a Chapstick endorsement.
Rep. Addison McDowell: "He's the best negotiator to ever live. You've got him already saving these people in Iran. He very well might be leading us into world peace."
April 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This guy has a Chapstick endorsement.
chapstick for gooners
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
chapstick for gooners
Spinch left a chapstick in my shoe this morning. Thank you Spinch.
September 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Spinch left a chapstick in my shoe this morning. Thank you Spinch.
I lost my car chapstick and now my bag chapstick
is in my car and my bedroom chapstick is in my bag
and my whole life's out of whack.
send help
is in my car and my bedroom chapstick is in my bag
and my whole life's out of whack.
send help
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I lost my car chapstick and now my bag chapstick
is in my car and my bedroom chapstick is in my bag
and my whole life's out of whack.
send help
is in my car and my bedroom chapstick is in my bag
and my whole life's out of whack.
send help
chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
Just marked "Finish tube of chapstick before I lose it" off my bucket list.
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just marked "Finish tube of chapstick before I lose it" off my bucket list.
Deodorant in chapstick tubes WHEN
July 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Deodorant in chapstick tubes WHEN
I only buy assless chapstick
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I only buy assless chapstick
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re the balm.
April 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re the balm.
Lindsey should endorse Chapstick after this industrial-strength hiney smooching
April 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lindsey should endorse Chapstick after this industrial-strength hiney smooching
wait, we can’t have sex until I find my chapstick
March 22, 2026 at 4:04 AM
wait, we can’t have sex until I find my chapstick
has anyone ever actually used an entire chapstick
September 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
has anyone ever actually used an entire chapstick
i don’t know why everyone makes a big deal about finishing chapstick. it’s one bite
June 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i don’t know why everyone makes a big deal about finishing chapstick. it’s one bite
the taste of her ghostbusters toasted marshmallow chapstick
February 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
the taste of her ghostbusters toasted marshmallow chapstick
Mans whole life is anguish because chapstick is irrelevant to him
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Mans whole life is anguish because chapstick is irrelevant to him
chapstick for teeth
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
chapstick for teeth
Me: No! My couch chapstick is missing!
Wife: Just use the one on your desk.
Me: You want me to move my desk chapstick to the couch? Then what? Nightstand chapstick to my desk, bathroom chapstick to my nightstand, coat pocket chapstick to the bathroom? Then I'm stranded outside with NO CHAPSTICK?
Wife: Just use the one on your desk.
Me: You want me to move my desk chapstick to the couch? Then what? Nightstand chapstick to my desk, bathroom chapstick to my nightstand, coat pocket chapstick to the bathroom? Then I'm stranded outside with NO CHAPSTICK?
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: No! My couch chapstick is missing!
Wife: Just use the one on your desk.
Me: You want me to move my desk chapstick to the couch? Then what? Nightstand chapstick to my desk, bathroom chapstick to my nightstand, coat pocket chapstick to the bathroom? Then I'm stranded outside with NO CHAPSTICK?
Wife: Just use the one on your desk.
Me: You want me to move my desk chapstick to the couch? Then what? Nightstand chapstick to my desk, bathroom chapstick to my nightstand, coat pocket chapstick to the bathroom? Then I'm stranded outside with NO CHAPSTICK?
Nightmare scenario: I go through the security checkpoint, see my chapstick in the rollers, and throw it in my jacket pocket. It was at this point, I feel TWO chapsticks, pull them out, and realize they look exactly the same.
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nightmare scenario: I go through the security checkpoint, see my chapstick in the rollers, and throw it in my jacket pocket. It was at this point, I feel TWO chapsticks, pull them out, and realize they look exactly the same.
If I’m ever in a coma please apply chapstick on my lips.
April 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
If I’m ever in a coma please apply chapstick on my lips.