#Christmasjoke
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?

Treegonometree!🎄

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December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
‘What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!’

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December 4, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Let's finish the Christmas day with a stats pun.

QUESTION:
Why did Santa Claus repeat the null hypothesis three times? 🎅

ANSWER:
Because...
H0 H0 H0!

Hope everyone had a great holiday season! 😊 🎄

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December 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Stardate: 2024.12.8 ▪️ It wouldn't be Christmas without a cracker joke here or something, would it? 😜😆🎄 #ChristmasCountdown #17DaysUntilChristmas #ChristmasJoke #CrackerJoke #LOL
December 8, 2024 at 7:45 AM
When does Santa Claus like to meditate?

Ommm the first day of Christmas...

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#sorrynotsorry
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
KHAN!!!!!!!
Oh yes, the annual hanging of the Wreath of Khan. SHUSH! It's punny and you know it! Now share it with all of your Trekkie friends lol.##merrychristmas #christmashumor #christmasjoke #startrek #wrathofkhan #happyholidays #merryxmas #localgamestore #localcafe #localtavern #localbar
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Happy Hanukkah and merry Christmas and happy holidays and happy new year from all the Gerstels. #xmas #christmas #merry #happy #happyhanukkah #merrychristmas #seasonsgreetings #hanukkahjoke #christmasjoke #chanukah #uglyjacket #uglychristmasjacket
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Jack applied for the role of Father Christmas at the grotto in town. He got the sack on his first day.
#JokeFriday #DadJoke #ChristmasJoke
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I've decided to form a choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.
So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, and I. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I've just heard a Spaniard singing,

"Police nabbed me dad."

That's his Christmas ruined, then.

#JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
December 25, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Do you hear that the origamist met his girlfriend during Christmas dinner? She was a cracker. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
December 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I just opened a Christmas card, and a Yorkshire pudding fell out.

It was from my Aunt Bessie. #JokeSaturday #ChristmasJoke
December 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Here's a good Christmas cracker joke to tell at your family Christmas dinner:

Q: Why was the chimney sticky?
A: Because Santa Clause came

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December 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Throwback to an old Luke & Leena comic! Merry Christmas to ya

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December 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Last Christmas I gave you my... card
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December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
#christmasjoke

What do you call a Deaf Elf?

Anything you want, they couldn't hear you anyway
December 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I bought a "Duke Bluebeard's Castle" themed advent calender today, but took it back to the shop as it only had seven doors.

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#MusicJoke
#BartókJoke
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Some breaking news from Tampax, they will be replacing the string with tinsel….

This will be for the Christmas period only!!

#Christmas2025 #ChristmasEve #Christmasjoke #ChristmasEveEve #sexy
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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