#CoffeeMakers
🕰 #TimeTravel
Pro-Tips:
Coffeemakers of the distant past take longer to brew. Exercise patience.
April 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
#Recall: Coffeemakers Imported by Kidisle Recalled; The recalled coffeemakers can become clogged causing hot liquid or steam to build up and be released unexpectedly during use, posing a risk of serious injury from burn hazard. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
June 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m reminded once again that Douglas Adams had a bead on this exact issue — no, you don’t want automatic doors and coffeemakers to have Real People Personalities (TM) — before I was born
The core concept of the LLM-ification of the internet being “everything requires a conversation” is so obviously fucking stupid that I truly do not understand how so many people are taken in by it. Could they not understand what a button was??
August 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tell me more about conservatives and small government.

trump administration now demanding that hospitals hand over "personally identifiable medical records of all patients who seek help at their emergency rooms..."

www.cnn.com/2026/07/27/h...
Trump administration demands hospitals share emergency room records | CNN
A tiny federal agency tasked with protecting the public from injuries caused by lawn mowers and coffeemakers is demanding that some of the nation’s biggest health systems turn over detailed, personall...
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July 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
🕰 #TimeTravel
Pro-Tips:

Coffeemakers of the distant past take longer to brew.
Exercise patience.
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i want the Bartolo Colon of coffeemakers
June 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
what kind of fucking fancy caskets are they making in stockholm that have coffeemakers
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
At your age you should have accumulated at least three backup coffeemakers by now.
April 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
what do you MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE WASHING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN HOTEL COFFEEMAKERS AND KEURIGS
February 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Learning the coffeemakers use a fuckload of electricity apparently
July 22, 2023 at 11:22 AM
This is why I won’t use in-room coffeemakers that have a filter basket. Gross.
May 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Endless Row of Coffeemakers

The space between. The quiet after. The memory of a place you've never been. 🤖✨
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September 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
oh we make coffeemakers? let's have a media arm
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dads & Coffee Zine
- Vintage dads, vintage coffeemakers. Black & white zine illustrated, written, printed & bound by yours truly.
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October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
At the grocery store. Soon this $8 coffee maker will cost $20 and be made in America (entirely by robots). Thank god for tariffs and the wisdom of our leaders
April 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Today in I needed coffee before I made coffee… It’s a fact! Coffeemakers work better when you turn them on. As always. Sigh.
April 23, 2024 at 11:22 AM
It’s like the MAGAts throwing out fancy coffeemakers they’ve already bought and paid for, chasing clout and clicks.
Increasing carbon emissions by signing up for Social AI to post screenshots and pwn the AI bros. Is that what’s up?
September 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
[Ice Cube voice] Check this out. Buncha amateur baristas - all coordinating online, never met - using cheap coffeemakers to push new product. They're calling it "soup."
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is *exactly* why I've always used coffeemakers with built-in timers (or a timer the maker plugged in to before that) and set it all up the night before: I might be dragging right before bed, but that's 1000% more competent than I am first thing in the morning.
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
👉 Dads & Coffee Zine ***😮NLY 5 LEFT!

Vintage dads, vintage coffeemakers. Black & white zine illustrated, written, printed & bound by yours truly.
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August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We are 45 minutes from town & track pretty carefully when people come & go here.

A pickup whipped through at 6 am, and another at 7:30.

And on our doorstep? Two new coffeemakers, with carafes. And OH's gloves that he left down at Winter Place.

Ok then, Good Fairies in mystery pickups. Best kind
September 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM